How much money for you to be peed on???

[Mike23artist]

Lowest Ive ever done is $5:D

[Staurm]

Wha? People pay to piss on you? I hope you go through PeePal.

[surreys princess]

interesting...

[M1K3]

I would take about $5000 or so.

[Skwirl07]

anything in excess of around 500 bucks.. lol basically an official ounce

[JMRinFLA]

Shouldn't cost anything. Golden showers, if done right, can be a blast! You need to drink plenty of water, beer or whatever so you are pissing clear before you start to eliminate odor. I had a girlfriend in college who used to get off on this.

[Staurm]

I'd do it for a barrel of the finest Sommerset ale money can buy, it would depend on wether it was a good hop year though.

[halfassedjediknight]

i guess it depends..im not into the whole pee poo play thing..but i guess if my girlrfriend wanted to pee on my foot or something, i wouldnt charge. if it were a complete stranger..that shit would at least be 100 bucks. this urinal aint free!

no but seriously..im not sure..itd have to be at least 100 or so..you can get hepatitis from that and thats just disguisting. im weary of even debating on whether or not id ever do that.

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

lol i wouldnt even let my own piss get dripped on myslef nvm someone elses...i got a lil dignity left

[OniEhtRedrum781]

$100 sounds alright, as long as its away from my face...

[Skink]

I picked up a toad,,,it pissed on my hand and I got nothing for it...

[Kenn]

I picked up a toad,,,it pissed on my hand and I got nothing for it... LOL...I pissed on my own hand once... does this mean I owe myself money ...lol

[cannabis campbell]

WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO OMG YOUR FUCKED IN THE HEAD FOR THINKING OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS

IN OTHER WORDS HOW MUCH WOULD I SELL MY SELF RESPECT AND DIGNITY FOR ERRRRRR NOTHING BUT YOU ONLY VALUE YOURS AT A $5 LOL WOULD YOU LET SOMEONE SHIT ALL OVER YOU ASWELL

Like it says in SAW, people who dont appreciate life dont deserve to live so watch out jigsaw might be coming for YOU!!



Wha? People pay to piss on you? I hope you go through PeePal.

LMFAOOO!!!!

[TheAtomicPunk]

I'd do it for $10 and a 12 pack, lol

[Skink]

I wish I had a nickle for every time I pissed on my shoe...

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I've had some kinky boyfriends.
One liked that shit, but I never did it with him.
If it was a sex thing, I guess I'm open to it..given he/she's got no diseases. Free.

If I COULD get money gimme like 500 bucks, please!

I dunno, people used to drink pee.
It's pretty sterile.


Shitting on my chest or something..that's completely different.

[xcrispi]

The U.S. gov. does it to us every day -n- i aint never got any money 4 it ?
WTF
Crispi :jointsmile:

[PureEvil760]

well it also depends on who it is like tyra banks can pee on me any day

[rebgirl420]

I dunno...depends who it was but id say....5,000 bucks.

[Skink]

I worked on a person's computer restoring stuff from a wiped OS... there was a link to a urine news group,,,"I forget the name"... I could not look at this person with a straight face again,,,she was like 60 and a frail lady...

I googled it...

Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.urine

[rebgirl420]

Wow now I know what goes on at the old folks home..

[evertking]

let me take my glasses off!

[Ganj]

I guess it's a dominance thing....like when R. Kelly pissed on that fourteen year old girl because he could. ??? *shrugs* I would let my girl pee on me but she had better let me cum on her feet...What? We all have our forbidden pleasures...I like to cum on the bottoms of my girl's feet.

[evertking]

that dave chappell shit kills :thumbsup:

[rebgirl420]

John always plays with my feet..whioch sucks cuz im ticklish like crazy

[Ganj]

You're ticklish...you should not have told me...lol

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

Wow now I know what goes on at the old folks home..

some things r just better off NOT known

[Skink]

Has anyone got so drunk that you wake up in a pool??? I have and not only once...

[rebgirl420]

some things r just better off NOT known

No its not like hes cumming on my feet he just likes to kiss em'

[Ganj]

I hear sperm acts as some sort of skin cream or something?

[Ganj]

I hear sperm or something acts as a skin cream? Softer feet...better to kiss...ICK! I just grossed myself out.

[rebgirl420]

Id rather stick to my hemp body lotion haha

[Ganj]

Suit yourself. My sperm works miracles...

[geonagual]

Shit. What thread did I go in..
Was it??
"I love my sperm, it should be bottled and used as feet lotion" Whoa!
WHeres the back button?

[Ganj]

No. You went in to the "Who likes golden showers?" thread...you sicko!

[geonagual]

FUCK! I am a sicko..I came again...

ahhhhhh. I feel better now:thumbsup:

[PureEvil760]

that dave chappell shit kills :thumbsup:

and the lyrics..got these offline dunno what the ?s are about:

I'm gonna piss on it.

=<(Chorus)>=
Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

=<(Chorus)>=

Won't you braid my hair,
Before you stop, I gonna (?),
I wanna fart on you.

[Turtlepik]

I've never charged for someone to pee on me.

[Reefer Rogue]

5 million sterling, aka i wouldn't do it.

[LIP]

alarm bells are ringing lol.

I wouldnt like to be greedy, so 10 million GBP for peeing on me, and 150 billion GBP for the post peeing intensive truama and therapy. AND 50 pounds GBP to say sorry for the inconvinience.

[Nightcrewman]

Posted by rebgirl420 "Wow now I know what goes on at the old folks home.."

If there is one thing that can be guarenteed in an old peoples home, there sure is an awful lot of pissin going on :)

Cheers
NCM

PS. is that how you spell gaurenteed!

[LIP]

Posted by rebgirl420 "Wow now I know what goes on at the old folks home.."

If there is one thing that can be guarenteed in an old peoples home, there sure is an awful lot of pissin going on :)

Cheers
NCM

PS. is that how you spell gaurenteed!

The ammonia that wafts from old peoples homes is overpowering.

[420MissHighTimes420]

I'd do it for 10grand

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

my how this thread has taken off...

[jokeyjokejoke]

IN OTHER WORDS HOW MUCH WOULD I SELL MY SELF RESPECT AND DIGNITY FOR ERRRRRR NOTHING

It'd be free then?

LOL.

[thcbongman]

The price is 72 virgins. I'd get peed on for that.

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

The price is 72 virgins. I'd get peed on for that.

and a bag of fun size snickers

[Darth Vapor]

I've only been peed on by one girl. Y'all are going to razz me, but to be honest...

it was incredibly romantic and intimate. I'd definitely have/let a girl do it again.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

ewww just ewww

[CannabisHappiness]

Shit. What thread did I go in..
Was it??
"I love my sperm, it should be bottled and used as feet lotion" Whoa!
WHeres the back button?

I read that and started laughing so fucking hard. I have no idea why. Well actually, It might be cuz I smoked a little while ago. Anyways, Peace! :jointsmile:

[Pipe Dreams]

Whose pee are we talking about here?

[twoguysupnorth]

if we happen to be in the shower together you can pee on my leg for free.

[ryanses]

Wha? People pay to piss on you? I hope you go through PeePal.

HAHAHA this made me laugh. +rep for that:thumbsup:\

and im not sure how much money it would take for someone to pee on me. i would have to wait and see the money right in front of me before i could make a descicion

[LuckyG]

jesus lip....you brought out some fucking wierd responses.....I dunno if id let someoen piss on me for anything less than like 50K....its wierd , its basically like selling your self respect

Self-respect be damned, you can pee on me for free! Just don't let me catch you afterward. I'ma take a big ol' dooker on you.

[YouAintKnow]

Easy there R. Kelly...

[slipknotpsycho]

Self-respect be damned, you can pee on me for free! Just don't let me catch you afterward. I'ma take a big ol' dooker on you.

i dunno why but i keep picturing a bunny with a cookie in it's mouth squating on some dudes head...

[khanser]

dude PEE IS SALTY SWEET not my favoret flaver........UH, YOU DID SAY''PEE IN YOUR MOUTH.........UUUUUHHHHH....................KHANSE R OUT.

[BlazeDaPurplHaze]

If I was dating a girl i would let her pee on me anytime specially during sex but i really have this fetish to have intercourse right after she's done pee'n and also i really want to have anal with my girlfriend after she's done shittin', before she wipes. :) no lie.

[Blitzed]

If I was dating a girl i would let her pee on me anytime specially during sex but i really have this fetish to have intercourse right after she's done pee'n and also i really want to have anal with my girlfriend after she's done shittin', before she wipes. :) no lie.

thats messed up bro,

but I guess to the orginal poster right now, to let some girl pee on me, Id need an oz of some medical, and a pack of smokes... on a normal day. A pound of bud, and couple cartons, I think that would suffice..

[angry nomad]

I guess it's a dominance thing....like when R. Kelly pissed on that fourteen year old girl because he could. ??? *shrugs* I would let my girl pee on me but she had better let me cum on her feet...What? We all have our forbidden pleasures...I like to cum on the bottoms of my girl's feet.

Damn. that is fucking funny, son!!!

[angry nomad]

Does everyone realize we are talking about urine here people? It comes out of your urethra! Urine! Piss! Do you understand me, you sexual deviants?

[beachguy in thongs]

lol i wouldnt even let my own piss get dripped on myslef nvm someone elses...i got a lil dignity left

Straight and simple.

Although, I wouldn't mind getting compensation if somebody did piss on me.

[BrwnbellyYankee]

I guess it's a dominance thing....like when R. Kelly pissed on that fourteen year old girl because he could. ??? *shrugs* I would let my girl pee on me but she had better let me cum on her feet...What? We all have our forbidden pleasures...I like to cum on the bottoms of my girl's feet.

i agree with this guy.:thumbsup:

[rhizome]

Eh, couple hundred bucks- more or less depending on who's pissing...

For a stranger, whatever the market will bear, I guess.

It's only urine, people...

[wil86]

Id pay them no more than a fiver.

[RetiredFF]

[quote=twoguysupnorth]if we happen to be in the shower together you can pee on my leg for free.[/Q

Can't think of too many places left where you might find yourself next to a guy who wants to pee on your leg!!!

[twoguysupnorth]

yeah retired, it doesnt happen often and really isnt a fetish but it would be ok. lol. i was just saying if we had to shower in the morning together.....

[hero3279]

After the day i've had , I'LL pay someone to piss on me actually, seeing as though it can't possibly get any worse....(if i die after clicking post, I'm suing you bastards in hell)

[CUPNOODLES]

A MILLION BUCKS.

[el_fantistico]

Out of context that's a hard one to answer... it's not something that I practice but it's not something I'm opposed to either. If, in the heat of the moment, my gal asked to be peed on or to pee on me and we are both turned on as fuck, I couldn't see saying no. I mean, we're not talking gallons in the mouth, right? So what's the big deal.

You've got to put it in perspective; I love eating pussy. And yes, we'd all like to think that our better halfs are clean as a whistle down there, the reality is that urine is probably the least offensive thing to come out of a snatch so unless you only go down literally right after a shower, you're going to get some pee... among other things. Granted, that's a lot different than crossing someone's stream, but it's still the same game.

Having said that, if a stranger came up to me with a blank cheque and was like "so how much to pee on you?" you can bet there would be a lot of digits in that number.

El Fantistico :smokin:

[TheGreenBuddy]

Uhm...well it would differ....men = 15...women=10.

[estoner420]

depends if i knew them and a girl prob a doller and a guy about 5. yes im cheap i love my money

[420MissHighTimes420]

I'd do it for 10grand

id actually do it for a g if there was a shower near by.

[GraziLovesMary]

Bodily fluids dont bother me, so I guess if it was just some stranger and I needed money I would negotiate.

[Canadian_Cron]

I would take about $5000 or so.

haha r u kidding me?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Threads like this are the reason I missed CDot. I have been laughing my ass off.

I'd let Papi piss on me for free. Anyone else would have to pay my mortgage for at least 2 years. OR completely finance a totally kickass growroom with all the bells and whistles. Yeah. I'd definitely let someone piss on me for a state-of-the-art growroom.

[Canadian_Cron]

haha i hear that!

[TryptamineScape]

hahahahahahha...hahaha..ha..hahahahahaha...awesome thread...ahhahahaha....


yeah...

I'd let someone pee on me for shock value...depending on the situation...probably overall cost more than anyone can afford...but...

[GraziLovesMary]

I used to piss on my ex in the shower. I hit her in the face once. She was fuckin pissed. I think it got in her mouth and eyes a little bit. I laughed for a long time.

[geonagual]

Some people like it...I was reading that people drink it, like a sexual thing..all turned on..yeah, I dont think so..

as for the peeeing on me, just depends on who it is I guess..

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I have to bump this thread. It's so damn funny!

[BYAH]

30 bucks, guys pee is sterile, green baret's use it in emergencys to clean wounds.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Why 30 specifically?

[Markass]

it's not a very enticing thing to me...I'd probably be pissed if even a chick peed on me...unless it was mrs. greenjeans, in which case she wouldn't have to pay me.. :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

That's right baby. Let your freak flag fly.

[Platinum Plus]

Damn 50 bucks and i'll do it, but if it's in the mouth 1000 to 2000 dollars lol

[stinkyattic]

Platinum Plus, do you take a credit card for that?

Replacing pee-stanking clothes... $75
Bar of soap.............................. $3
Gettin some SERIOUS freek on...... PRICELESS

[twoguysupnorth]

OMG, priceless. what happens when you pee on yourself?:cool:

[JDMBoy420]

im sure alot of guys on here have pissed on their girl friends leg in the shower once or more times. lol.. its like marking your territory, just really funny.. hahah..
oh and i wouldnt let no one piss on me.. i make enough money to not consider that. lol
:detective1:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

OMG, priceless. what happens when you pee on yourself?:cool:

You deposit money into your savings account? Kinda like a freaky 401(k).
That's a whole different kinky subset.