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Kenn
05-23-2007, 10:09 PM
> A store that sells new husbands has just opened in
> New York City , where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the
> instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
>
>
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
> the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
> choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to> go up to the next floor,
> but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
>
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
> husband.
>
>
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> *Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs*.
>
>
>
> The second floor sign reads: *Floor 2 - These men
> Have Jobs and Love Kids.*
>
>
>
> The third floor sign reads: *Floor 3 - These men
> Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. *
>
>
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
> going.
>
>
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
> *Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help
> With Housework. *
>
>
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
> it!"
>
>
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
> reads*: Floor 5 - These men
> Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with Housework,and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. *
>
>
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the
> sixth floor and the sign
> reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
>

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
> women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband
> Store. Please exit.*
>
>
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also
> opened a New Wives
> store just across the street.
>
>
>
> *The first floor has wives that love sex* .
>
> >
> *The second floor has wives that love sex and have
> money* .
>
>
>
> *The third through sixth floors have never been
> visited......*
>

Do you agree with what this story is implying..are women never satisfied and are men satisfied easier than women ? have your say.............

kushy420
05-23-2007, 10:13 PM
depends on the personn, i have no say in general though

LIP
05-23-2007, 10:22 PM
Yeap - Us blokes are ALWAYS wrong - EVERYTHING is our fault.

Rain? - Our fault.
Fire - Our fault.
Small child running around with petrol hedgetrimmer - our fault.

I'm easily satisfied though - a joint and a beer and i'll do whatever.

Kenn
05-23-2007, 10:27 PM
Yeap - Us blokes are ALWAYS wrong - EVERYTHING is our fault.

Rain? - Our fault.
Fire - Our fault.
Small child running around with petrol hedgetrimmer - our fault.

I'm easily satisfied though - a joint and a beer and i'll do whatever.

lol well said lip dont forget when when theres a wet patch on her side of the bed thats our fault too....lol.

LIP
05-23-2007, 10:30 PM
Always LOL.

In some ways im happy to be on my own without the nagging lol - but i'd still prefer to have my ex here than be on my own. At least mary wont leave me.

Kenn
05-23-2007, 10:33 PM
yeah mate Maryjane will always be there...with no complaints.

dannyboy420
05-23-2007, 11:25 PM
Yeap - Us blokes are ALWAYS wrong - EVERYTHING is our fault.

Rain? - Our fault.
Fire - Our fault.
Small child running around with petrol hedgetrimmer - our fault.

I'm easily satisfied though - a joint and a beer and i'll do whatever.

Right on.

dannyboy420
05-23-2007, 11:25 PM
yeah mate Maryjane will always be there...with no complaints.

Double right on.

Skink
05-23-2007, 11:37 PM
Sounds dead on right to me...

Bree1978
05-24-2007, 12:18 AM
Yes, I agree. But I would have personally stopped at floor three, fearing it had to be a trick after that floor, lol.

My old man would have stopped at the first floor, no questions! ha ha.

:jointsmile: Bree

zeebo phillips
05-24-2007, 01:57 AM
Hey, hey, hey, I would've stopped on 3. :thumbsup:

Reefer Rogue
05-24-2007, 08:02 AM
Ha, I found that hilarious with a bit of truth in there for good measure.

slipknotpsycho
05-24-2007, 08:03 AM
old as hell, yet 100% right.. o.0

Eazy
05-24-2007, 01:57 PM
gir wit money and sexy

im good

my gurl fuckin wit me atmm
WHOOOO no ban any more

lil josh
05-24-2007, 02:06 PM
true

i dont meet her cause im tired...my fault


lol

stinkyattic
05-24-2007, 02:11 PM
I think the floors at the husband store are out of order in terms of what my personal priorities would be... I'd be visiting the upper floors hoping only that one of them would have men with a strong character and positive attitude. I'd skip the early floors sort of out of disinterest. Not that hotness isn't a good thing... it's just not as important as someone you can trust for the rest of your life.