Story's

[hipN0]

I g0t s0 many crazy st0ries, that it w0uld b0ggle y0ur brain like frying a egg 0n a h0t skillet! :wtf: and make y0u ended up l00kin like dis --> :stoned:

[Mr.Dank]

lets hear em man

[hipN0]

0k then.. every 4/20 me and my friends g0 0ut on 4:20 and sm0ke like n0 t0mmarr0w.. we be g0in 0n the craziest trips... last 4/20/07 we r0lled up a big 1.. and mayn was it BIG.. we l0aded 2 0unces of s0me b0mb ass fire int0 7 cigar papers!.... it t00k 3 0f us a h0ur t0 break it all d0wn!...then an0ther h0ur just t0 r0ll the damn thing.. my friend D r0lled it.. after he was d0ne an0ther friend 0f 0urs sh0wed up name Wan.. a azian cat..... we sh0wed him and he c0uldnt believe it he waz trippin bawlz... s0 we h0pped int0 D's car and p0sted up infr0nt 0f 0ur friend kevins, wh0 was with us... p0sted up.. D lite it up in da car.. we was h0t b0xin this big ass Bz with 4 heads.... damn i hit the blunt and hit better than i th0ught it w0uld cuz the size was redicul0us.... mayn was i high that day... that f00 Wan he c0uldnt st0p laughin ... lma0 that f00 said he c0uldnt breath after he hit the blunt he was just breathin in m0re sm0ke.. we all was... but he w0und up h0pin 0ut 0f the car c0ughin and ch0kin... Lma0 .. he later t0ld he he didn't remeber how he g0t h0me that night... he dr0ve.... Kevin t00k a pic 0n his ph0ne 0f me h0ldin it and l00ked like i had baby hands next t0 that blunt.... after that we r0lled 8 m0re regular size blunts and we chilled at kevins smokin 2 each s0l0 ... that night D dr0pped me 0ff sayin mayn dude u g0nna sleep g00d t0night and i said u 2.. and i walked inside and layed back 0n my bed sh0es 0n things t0 d0 and i was g0in t0 d0 them... i even had c0ntacts in my eyez still with r00m light 0n and i just passed 0ut in under a minute... w0ke up like damn! i was hanging half way 0ff bed .. every thing blurry cuz c0ntacts were in als0 sh0es was 0n and i was sweatin my ass 0ff!.. Mayn last 4/20 was thr0wed!

[Greenport]

0h snap h0mie

[go toke up]

JIzZ

[connector_robot]

Please, don't type 0's instead of o's. Sounds fun though.

[StrictlyWeed]

your writing is an abomination to the internet.

[passitplz]

um im not like :stoned:<-- that yet so u lied to me...

[hipN0]

Please, don't type 0's instead of o's. Sounds fun though.
dats h0w i write if u d0nt like it take it up with my manager lma0....----well.. dudes and dudettes lean back n chill sm0ke 0n s0me thing g00d 4 me as u read dis next st0ry...this 1 is t0tally made up.. lma0 im s0 high d0nt remember if thats ficti0n 0r n0n-ficti0n.. 0h well fuck it... 0nce ap0n a time way back when .. their was this b0y wh0 name was j0hn.. wh0 lived in the time of the drag0ns and wizards.. in a place called cannabis valley ...this y0ung lad knew every 0ne in the village by the age 0f 14... well he's 16 n0w and helping his parents take care 0f them selfs as they are already really 0ld.... 0ne day j0hn asked his father (Peter) "whats 0ut side the village of cannabis valley?, im yet t0 kn0w 0f such things i've been here my whole life..." Peter looking lil suprized leaned back int0 chair glancing 0nce again at j0hn and t0ld his s0n "the w0rld 0utside cannabis valley is a vast 0pen wide land full 0f many dangers and bad things" he warned j0hn "d0nt stray t0 far away if u d0 find your self past the b0undry's of cannabis valley", J0hn full 0f w0nder and excitement assured his father that he w0uldn't and left t0 g0 play with his friends... leaving his fathers small dwelling j0hn went thr0ugh back lands 0f cannabis valley leaving the village, and g0ing t0 the hill 0f r0cks where his friends always hung 0ut... he sp0tted tw0 0f his friends Mary and clifft0n playing n0t t0 far away 0n s0me r0cks... g0ing up to them (excited) sayin " hey, i heard of this new place we can g0 t0 near the waters edge, its a secret place s0me 0ne has t0ld me ab0ut"... Mary dareing and very adventur0us wanted t0 kn0w where this place was s0 she said "J0hn this better be g00d" ..John unkn0wing nodded his head and told them t0 foll0w closely j0hn remembered what the guy t0ld him and s0 j0hn led them t0 the hole near the waters edge.. Right before John t0ld mary jane and clifft0n "the guy t0ld us we have t0 smoke these r0lled up ciggraettes t0 enter the secret place... s0 John and his friends started sm0king 4 the very first time... J0hn was m0re excited than the 0thers t0 l00k inside.. s0 john l00ked while his friends were still sm0king... and j0hn seen s0mething and l00ked cl0ser... and .... :toilet_claw: The creature grabbed him and t00k him d0wn bel0w and j0hn was pulled int0 the darkeness of the hole... his friends mary and clifft0n ran 0ff scared and was l00king f0r help... mean while... j0hn was pulled thr0ugh the r0ughest places bel0w and was bleeding... the creature let g0 of him and ran 0ff .... he c0uldnt believe what had happened he was l0st and c0ulnt see in the dark... j0hn said "Help! HELP ME!!!" but g0t n0 resp0nse.. j0hn th0ught he was walking thr0ugh mud and g0t wet a l0t fr0m water in tunnel... j0hn was l0st and never th0ught 0f again.. 3 years j0hn survived d0wn bel0w on his 0wn ...... and 0ne day j0hn came 0ut!... j0hn was mutated and def0rmed fr0m living in the harsh c0nditi0ns bel0w.. the first pace j0hn went was t0 his dwelling he f0und 0ut that his father had passed away his m0ther had left.. j0hn was devistated... he had kn0w where t0 g0 .. s0 he went t0 see Mary jane and Clifft0n and the m0ved away because 0f the incident.... s0 j0hn ran t0 the water near where the hole was and cleaned him self as best as he c0uld ... then he ran t0 his fathers grave and t0 see if it was true .. it was he seen 'Here lays Peter A. P0thead' he read the epitath which said 'sm0ke 2 death' and j0hn left and cryed cuz he had n0 0ne left he knew.. s0 he went t0 the hill 0f r0cks and was thr0win small r0cks d0wn int0 the p0nd bel0w, j0hn g0t angry sat d0wn, and was stairing at a large r0ck witch reminded him the grave 0f his father.... he remembered what the epitath said and th0ght his father was telling him sm0ke till death.. s0 j0hn then went t0 the largest cannabis valley field and spent a l0ng time building a small h0use in the center... thier he spent the rest 0f his life sm0king happily off the cr0ps of his land living al0ne... The End..

[Ifrit369]

I'm confused, but I'm sober.

*is scared*

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

dats h0w i write if u d0nt like it take it up with my manager lma0

u aint gonna make many friends on here, if many responses being like that

[Mr.Dank]

lol ur fucking ripped dog hahaahahaha, and so am i. tell another made up storie dogg ahanhahah. pllleeeaaaaaasseee!

[Maverick15963]

please tell me who your manager is...

[memoryburner]

um......

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

dude dont be a dick, the O's are just his thing :D

plus rhode island isnt even a real state, its the size of three counties from most other states :wtf:

i wasnt the first one to say anything, i was just giving him advice that ive seen since reading on this site but maybe thats just my thing...

dont matter the size, we have more money and history in our little state then i bet u have in ur 3 counties...google "the breakers" and "the vanderbilt" mansions- theres 30 more just like it in my city...there wouldnt be any states out west if it werent for us- remember the 13 colonies? we're one of em

this thread isnt even worth reading nvm defending myself in

i got better things to do:thumbsup:

[hipN0]

i wasnt the first one to say anything, i was just giving him advice that ive seen since reading on this site but maybe thats just my thing...

dont matter the size, we have more money and history in our little state then i bet u have in ur 3 counties...google "the breakers" and "the vanderbilt" mansions- theres 30 more just like it in my city...there wouldnt be any states out west if it werent for us- remember the 13 colonies? we're one of em

this thread isnt even worth reading nvm defending myself in

i got better things to do:thumbsup:

erm 0k.. i see where u c0ming fr0m but let me d0 wat i d0 and u d0 what u d0.. if that makes any since... takes up your advise but n0t g0ing t0 change.. srry.. any wh0 im here t0 tell st0ries 4 me and others this is just a place where u can relax enj0y s0me g00d bud while expl0ring the w0nders of a g00d story telling s0 readers h0pe u enj0y! :pimp: 0k this st0ry is a true st0ry and will be very l0ng because it's true and will tell ab0ut m0st 0f my happenings all the way up untill n0w.. i cauti0n u this is all true and will be called "The St0ry 0f A Lifetime".. long l0ng time ag0 when i was six years 0ld i barley remember vaguely but i was spending the night at my uncle's apartment i was with my c0usin's.. (my uncle's daughter and son) and that's all wh0 was their that night at the apartment.. i remember my uncles were b0th sitting in the living r00m watching the superb0wl d0n't remember which 1 but the c0wb0y's were playing.. they had put us in the r00m .. i remember telling my c0usin i can get a cigarete if u want t0 try... and remember my cousin wh0 was same age as i saying yes immediately s0 i remember sneaking 0ut 0f the r00m and as i creeped d0wn the hallway seeing my uncles sitting in recliners around c0rner t0 left back against wall watching the t.v. h0llering and yelling.. i managed t0 get a cigarette 0ut 0f the ash tray that was right at the c0rner 0n table right next t0 my uncle.. i remember i had matches in p0cket witch was what sparked me wanting t0 try a cigarette.. so any ways i t00k the halfly sm0ken cigarette back to the r00m with c0usins and showed them i g0t it.. i knew my uncles w0uldnt find 0ut because they were sm0king... s0 i light up the cigarrete .. it t00k me a while to spark match but did it and after it was lit i went under c0vers s0 my uncles w0uldnt see me if they walked in... this was the first time i sm0ked a cigarrete and my memory's blurry but i think i remember after like 4-5 hits under c0vers my uncle walked in to check 0n his daughter and c0ught me... the rest i d0n't remember... n0w i've been smoking ciggaretes sinces i was six and still d0.. well i st0ped prolly 3-4 years after the first experience.. but three years after this when i was nine was when i first started smoking p0t..i rember when my father g0t 0ut 0f the sh0wer he always smelled really really g00d.. my 0ld br0ther 1 day asked me "u kn0w h0w dad smells real g00d when he c0mes 0ut shower?" and i said yes.... he asked "u know what that smell is?" i asked him c0l0gn, right?... he said "n0" and i asked what is it?.... he t0ld me "p0t-weed"... i couldn't believe it i was in denyal untill three days later my br0ther asked me "if i wanted t0 sm0ke s0me p0t" i said sure y n0t and my parents were gone and my br0ther t00k me t0 the shed behind the h0use and 0n t0p of a refidgerat0r in side the shed my br0 pulled d0wn a bag i was pr0lly a lil under a 0unce and pushed the bag in my face 0pen and said smell this... i smelt it and was the best thing i smelt even better when my dad g0t 0ut 0f sh0wer... (s0rry but i have t0 g0 n0w.. i'll keep updateing this st0ry stay tuned).

[The Reffer]

these stories are badass keep it up bro :thumbsup:

[RHODE h1ghSLANDER]

erm 0k.. i see where u c0ming fr0m but let me d0 wat i d0 and u d0 what u d0.. if that makes any since... takes up your advise but n0t g0ing t0 change.. srry.. any wh0 im here t0 tell st0ries 4 me and others this is just a place where u can relax enj0y s0me g00d bud while expl0ring the w0nders of a g00d story telling s0 readers h0pe u enj0y! :pimp: 0k this st0ry is a true st0ry and will be very l0ng because it's true and will tell ab0ut m0st 0f my happenings all the way up untill n0w.. i cauti0n u this is all true and will be called "The St0ry 0f A Lifetime".. long l0ng time ag0 when i was six years 0ld i barley remember vaguely but i was spending the night at my uncle's apartment i was with my c0usin's.. (my uncle's daughter and son) and that's all wh0 was their that night at the apartment.. i remember my uncles were b0th sitting in the living r00m watching the superb0wl d0n't remember which 1 but the c0wb0y's were playing.. they had put us in the r00m .. i remember telling my c0usin i can get a cigarete if u want t0 try... and remember my cousin wh0 was same age as i saying yes immediately s0 i remember sneaking 0ut 0f the r00m and as i creeped d0wn the hallway seeing my uncles sitting in recliners around c0rner t0 left back against wall watching the t.v. h0llering and yelling.. i managed t0 get a cigarette 0ut 0f the ash tray that was right at the c0rner 0n table right next t0 my uncle.. i remember i had matches in p0cket witch was what sparked me wanting t0 try a cigarette.. so any ways i t00k the halfly sm0ken cigarette back to the r00m with c0usins and showed them i g0t it.. i knew my uncles w0uldnt find 0ut because they were sm0king... s0 i light up the cigarrete .. it t00k me a while to spark match but did it and after it was lit i went under c0vers s0 my uncles w0uldnt see me if they walked in... this was the first time i sm0ked a cigarrete and my memory's blurry but i think i remember after like 4-5 hits under c0vers my uncle walked in to check 0n his daughter and c0ught me... the rest i d0n't remember... n0w i've been smoking ciggaretes sinces i was six and still d0.. well i st0ped prolly 3-4 years after the first experience.. but three years after this when i was nine was when i first started smoking p0t..i rember when my father g0t 0ut 0f the sh0wer he always smelled really really g00d.. my 0ld br0ther 1 day asked me "u kn0w h0w dad smells real g00d when he c0mes 0ut shower?" and i said yes.... he asked "u know what that smell is?" i asked him c0l0gn, right?... he said "n0" and i asked what is it?.... he t0ld me "p0t-weed"... i couldn't believe it i was in denyal untill three days later my br0ther asked me "if i wanted t0 sm0ke s0me p0t" i said sure y n0t and my parents were gone and my br0ther t00k me t0 the shed behind the h0use and 0n t0p of a refidgerat0r in side the shed my br0 pulled d0wn a bag i was pr0lly a lil under a 0unce and pushed the bag in my face 0pen and said smell this... i smelt it and was the best thing i smelt even better when my dad g0t 0ut 0f sh0wer... (s0rry but i have t0 g0 n0w.. i'll keep updateing this st0ry stay tuned).

yea i didnt really have a problem with u, it was the other person getting rude for no reason..unless u got a story like star wars or something, i could care less what u do

[hipN0]

erm 0k.. i see where u c0ming fr0m but let me d0 wat i d0 and u d0 what u d0.. if that makes any since... takes up your advise but n0t g0ing t0 change.. srry.. any wh0 im here t0 tell st0ries 4 me and others this is just a place where u can relax enj0y s0me g00d bud while expl0ring the w0nders of a g00d story telling s0 readers h0pe u enj0y! :pimp: 0k this st0ry is a true st0ry and will be very l0ng because it's true and will tell ab0ut m0st 0f my happenings all the way up untill n0w.. i cauti0n u this is all true and will be called "The St0ry 0f A Lifetime".. long l0ng time ag0 when i was six years 0ld i barley remember vaguely but i was spending the night at my uncle's apartment i was with my c0usin's.. (my uncle's daughter and son) and that's all wh0 was their that night at the apartment.. i remember my uncles were b0th sitting in the living r00m watching the superb0wl d0n't remember which 1 but the c0wb0y's were playing.. they had put us in the r00m .. i remember telling my c0usin i can get a cigarete if u want t0 try... and remember my cousin wh0 was same age as i saying yes immediately s0 i remember sneaking 0ut 0f the r00m and as i creeped d0wn the hallway seeing my uncles sitting in recliners around c0rner t0 left back against wall watching the t.v. h0llering and yelling.. i managed t0 get a cigarette 0ut 0f the ash tray that was right at the c0rner 0n table right next t0 my uncle.. i remember i had matches in p0cket witch was what sparked me wanting t0 try a cigarette.. so any ways i t00k the halfly sm0ken cigarette back to the r00m with c0usins and showed them i g0t it.. i knew my uncles w0uldnt find 0ut because they were sm0king... s0 i light up the cigarrete .. it t00k me a while to spark match but did it and after it was lit i went under c0vers s0 my uncles w0uldnt see me if they walked in... this was the first time i sm0ked a cigarrete and my memory's blurry but i think i remember after like 4-5 hits under c0vers my uncle walked in to check 0n his daughter and c0ught me... the rest i d0n't remember... n0w i've been smoking ciggaretes sinces i was six and still d0.. well i st0ped pr0lly 3-4 years after the first experience.. but three years after this when i was nine was when i first started smoking p0t..i rember when my father g0t 0ut 0f the sh0wer he always smelled really really g00d.. my 0ld br0ther 1 day asked me "u kn0w h0w dad smells real g00d when he c0mes 0ut shower?" and i said yes.... he asked "u know what that smell is?" i asked him c0l0gn, right?... he said "n0" and i asked what is it?.... he t0ld me "p0t-weed"... i couldn't believe it i was in denyal untill three days later my br0ther asked me "if i wanted t0 sm0ke s0me p0t" i said sure y n0t and my parents were gone and my br0ther t00k me t0 the shed behind the h0use and 0n t0p of a refidgerat0r in side the shed my br0 pulled d0wn a bag i was pr0lly a lil under a 0unce and pushed the bag in my face 0pen and said smell this... i smelt it and was the best thing i smelt even better when my dad g0t 0ut 0f sh0wer... (s0rry but i have t0 g0 n0w.. i'll keep updateing this st0ry stay tuned).

0k t0 c0ntinue where i left 0ff.. I remember he made 1 0f th0se old sk00l cans t0 smoke 0ut 0f and he sh0wed me how t0 hit it.. the first few times i pr0lly didnt h0ld it in 0r hit it right.. ummm i remember 0nce my br0ther g0t me 0n it i started hanging 0ut with him and his friends t0 g0 sm0ke... he had friends in the same neighb0r h00d.. 2 0f them i vaguely remember.. any way 1 named rick and 1 name ryan... i dont remember a l0t ab0ut ryan.. he was their at the begining.. he had m0ved away after 4-5 m0nths after we started hangin 0ut.. he had a lil puppy that smelled like ass that would always jump up 0n me when we were sm0kin and bite the shit 0utta me.. ryan lived to streets d0wn fr0m me .. behind his h0use is a big field.. and a street that g0es int0 0ur neighbor h00d splits the field in half... at end of the street it makes a T 0nt0 an0ther street a larger street.. well i remember when me ryan and my br0ther built a f0rt in some trees in the field and its was like a small r00m.. we sm0ked this r00m 0ut crazy.. my br0ther put p0rn0 pics 0n the walls.. haha.. we had made b00bie traps 0n the paths that led to the f0rt.. like 1 was a h0le in the ground with a b0ard in the b0tt0m that had nails stickin up and we covered it t0 where its n0t n0ticeable.. well 0n accendent 1 day ryan wasnt thinkin and steped 0n a nail and went like 3 inches int0 the bottom 0f his f00t and we t00k him t0 the h0spital.. rick visited the f0rt but n0t as much as me ryan n my br0ther... rick was a dealer.. he used t0 sell us th0se 20 sakes for 10!!! i remember went t0 ricks h0use with br0ther and they're his firends.. s0 i was a tag al0ng.. and he left.. and i stayed t0 sm0ke with rick and he had small acrylic st0re b0ught b0ng we l0aded up in the kitchen and he put 0n emenim 0nce eminim 1st cd came 0ut.. it was the shit.. yea rick was k00l... he liked t0 r0llerblade.. but the first time i heard emenim i was at my best friends h0use danny and we went t0 his cousins and his c0usin wasnt their and we was in his c0usins r00m and danny put in a tape we never heard and started jammin 0ut.. this was the really 0ld sk00l stuff that n0 1 heard fr0m him.. and danny showed me a p0und that was his c0usins that was hid under the bed.. we sm0ked in the cl0set paran0id... well i have a l0t more t0 say.. this is 1 of 1000000th of the begining 0f what has come t0 be.. i g2g.. ill keep up dating.. happy reading ! :thumbsup: