YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF...

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile: Hey again budz :jointsmile::jointsmile:

If you leave messages on a rolling paper and lick and stick to the fridge .. you might be a stoner.. LOL:jointsmile:

If you have more than 3 empty Bics laying around .. you might be a stoner.. LOL :jointsmile::jointsmile:

Oh well, trying to brighten our days !

Everyone Shine..

and Blaze one up :dance::dance::dance::dance:

I have stuck a pic of me and my budz (ultimate indica ) in here to put a name with a face..

:smokebong: REEFERDREAMZ AKA JOURNEY :bonghit:

FIRE IT UP...........:jointsmile:

[PHATTY LUMPKINS]

Oh, So that Really is you? WOW!:thumbsup:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

Yep, me and my budz :jointsmile::jointsmile:

BTW love your pics to Phatty ! :thumbsup::jointsmile:

[Abunai]

if you gget a haiirccut every 3 yyears (or a job)
if yyour kiitchhenn is alwayss full of diirty dishes
if youu'ree thhinnkingg about of a reply tto this

[Abunai]

if you saay aboout of haha

[mattks1]

you might be a stoner if you walk back in your house 3 times b4 you leave because you forgot your keys 3 times (the candy jar always sidetracks me)

[VaporDaddy]

If this is the eleventh "you might be a stoner if" thread you've posted on. :jointsmile:

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be an old stoner if you can remember:

Most all weed in America was imported from other countries.

The Oat Willie Power Hitter - a plastic thingy from the 70â??s that you put a lit joint in, squeezed, and the smoke came out of a thin tube.

Before Bongs, there were water pipes

Chillums (still around)

Nickel Bags, Ounces of Jamaican for 25 bucks and Columbian Gold And Red for 50. Some people remember Mexican for 15 a â??lidâ??.

Good hash from Lebanon (red and blonde), Afghanistan, Morocco, and the best was black hash from Nepal and Tibet.

Big Thai Sticks - absolutely delightful.

Hash Oil in the early 70's

Black Gungi

Acapulco Gold/Panama Red

The great drought of 1976

Anybody have more?

[lil josh]

YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF:
you wake up in the morning after a heavy session the night before and get pissed of cause u smoked all your weed.

Cereal is a regular snack,lunck and dinner!

When your food shopping you pick thing that will be nicer when your stoned.

[PHATTY LUMPKINS]

Nope I think you covred it pretty much breukelen. But i may think of something later on.:thumbsup::rasta:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile:

If you have been trying to post to this post and cant.. :bonghit: you might be a stoner...LOL......

:jointsmile:

I have only posted one might be a stoner.... MINE....lol Havent seen any others, new here though.

:jointsmile: REEFERDREAMZ :jointsmile:

[Skink]

you spend 4 hours making a pipe out of household items...

[Runaway Jim]

you got the febreeze in the car and room
air freshener plug ins everywhere
fan in the window
mad lighters all over the place
you have weed

[blazed_babe]

you might be a stoner if...


almost every morning you wake up high, still stoned from the night before.

you keep a notebook with all of your stoned ramblings in it.


_________________


chillin' with the bong :hippy:

[slipknotpsycho]

You might be an old stoner if you can remember:

Most all weed in America was imported from other countries.

The Oat Willie Power Hitter - a plastic thingy from the 70â??s that you put a lit joint in, squeezed, and the smoke came out of a thin tube.

Before Bongs, there were water pipes

Chillums (still around)

Nickel Bags, Ounces of Jamaican for 25 bucks and Columbian Gold And Red for 50. Some people remember Mexican for 15 a â??lidâ??.

Good hash from Lebanon (red and blonde), Afghanistan, Morocco, and the best was black hash from Nepal and Tibet.

Big Thai Sticks - absolutely delightful.

Hash Oil in the early 70's

Black Gungi

Acapulco Gold/Panama Red

The great drought of 1976

Anybody have more?

you forgot black african or some shit like that, i remember youposting about it :p

[rebgirl420]

you may be a stoner if you start to have kinky dreams about the people on a certain marijuana board..

[slipknotpsycho]

rebgirl wants a lizard!!!!

i've had dreams of people on this board, nothing rreaky...

so far my dreams have included intrepidus, p4b, someone else i can't remember atm, and even rebgirl... they'er always weird ass fucking dreams tho...

http://boards.cannabis.com/recreational/98234-would-work.html

[rebgirl420]

^^ is it THAT obvious? I have a thing for men in authority and older guys...even P4B...its sad I know but god.... But thats cool you dream about the boards. I suppose that makes it okay for me to randomly think about them during the day.

[LIP]

I wrote a guy's phone number down on a paper - then smoked it and thought i'd lost it for 2 days.

I roll a joint before i go to bed so i can light it as soon as i wake up.

[Greenport]

lmao another 1?

[anomalousirrelivance]

i've never had a dream about these boards, well maybe once. but im saving that idea for a tv sitcom.


now fantasizing while im awake is a whole different story.

like if i ever met rebgirl in real life......hehe (insert funky porn music here)

assuming i could charm the socks off her. or get her so high she thinks im james keenan from tool.:lovestruck:

[zeebo phillips]

You might be stoner if you can't stay up to watch a movie...and then you have to watch it at least 4 other times until you see the whole thing through.

[Staurm]

Shit, I don't know which thumbnail to stick my mind-face into first, therefore I am confused. Does think that qualifies me as a cheech or a chong?

[zeebo phillips]

Cheech. Fo sho.

[epicsoundz69]

If this is the eleventh "you might be a stoner if" thread you've posted on. :jointsmile:

...with an original idea on each one.

[rebgirl420]

i've never had a dream about these boards, well maybe once. but im saving that idea for a tv sitcom.


now fantasizing while im awake is a whole different story.

like if i ever met rebgirl in real life......hehe (insert funky porn music here)

assuming i could charm the socks off her. or get her so high she thinks im james keenan from tool.:lovestruck:

hahaha that would have to be some great weed haha

[happiestmferoutthere]

You might be a stoner if:
Someone asks "Do you have a bowl"( you know cereal or mixing), and you start searching for your pipe.
When someone yells from the kitchen "Wheres that pot" you say immediately " What? I didn't smoke it! I have my own!"
You can go into a lamp store and walk out with everything you need for a killer pipe.
And, yes, I have actually done all of these!(Silly Stoner!):stoned:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

WOW Great replies.. I love these boards !.. I haven't thought of people on here, Just the budz ! ! :smokebong::smokebong::smokebong::smokebong: Thank God !

LOL.. Well if you are reading this post and blazing with me, you might be a stoner.. Trust me .. I am blazing or glazed.. somewhere !!

SHINE ON!

:smokebong::smokebong:

REEFERDREAMZ AKA JOURNEY

:smokebong::smokebong:

:lovestruck::lovestruck:I might add, my ole man post on here also, so who doesnt ever dream of a phatty......... :lovestruck::lovestruck:

[sam44]

if you habitually smoke marijuana

[FreeVenice]

If your smoking and rolling at the same time. . .

[Light It Up]

if you're not thinking about pens when you hear the word "bic"

[REEFERDREAMZ]

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:

[WeeDIndeeD420]

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:]


all the time man
:jointsmile::thumbsup:

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile:

Hey rooooooomies ! ! You might be stoner if you rashin out your weed to last from pay day to pay day........... :jointsmile::jointsmile:

:jointsmile::jointsmile:

You might be a stoner if you have a stash of resin....... :jointsmile:

[TBW]

These aren't all that great but hey

You might be a stoner if

You've rolled your homework into a joint

You've used a musical instrument as a pipe

When someone asks you if you have a ten you aren't thinking about money

[Jah420]

LOL When I load a bowl and hold it for15 minutes before I fire it up...... I might difinetley be a stoner :jointsmile:

hahahaha that one cracked me up...


I'll think of some.. :rastasmoke:

[happiestmferoutthere]

You go to the store for toilet paper & cat food and come back with toilet paper, cat food, Cheez-its, ho-hos, candy bars, cereal, Doritos, and..................
I just came back from the store and as I was unloading my loot, this thread came to mind!:eat:
Excuse me now while I have breakfast.( Doritos and ho-hos, yummmm)

[LIP]

You go out to get a money counter and come back 6 hours later with a unconcious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer.

You have a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer - you dont look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Dammit....... I forgot the cat food!...... Do you think she'll eat cereal if I put enough milk on it?!

[couch-potato]

You might be a stoner if your entire circle comes to a halt because somebody lost the only lighter. After 10 minutes of a search and rescue mission you discover it's in your hand.

[mattgunit420]

You might be a stoner if you get high before every meal just so it will taste that much better...
You might be a stoner if your roommate also happens to be your dealer...
You might be a stoner if all of your stories of crazy things happening to you and your friends start out with the phrase "We were all really high and ...."
You might be a stoner if you've mastered the art of rolling a joint while driving with your knee.
You might be a stoner if you've got visine on your person.
You might be a stoner if you've specifically arranged the furniture in your bedroom so you can sit and smoke by the window comfortably.

[Mmmmbob]

would one also be classed as a stoner if one keeps all of his smoking possesions in a little safe box so theres absolutely no chance of losing anything? oh.. ditto mattgunit420, nice to know someone else can roll while driving! i just thought the habit was getting bad!

[LIP]

I used to roll while driving like that - with my knees, but i changed technique, now i just skin up while the bottom side of my hand is resting on the wheel. That way i've still got full control, and a joint.

[Mmmmbob]

hmm.. interesting... i'll have to try that one! lol! anymore multitaking examples from anyone? lol! :)

[Mr Pink]

You might be a stoner if you walk back into the house 3 times before you leave because you forgot... your baccy, herbs, grinder, lighter etc....

You might be a stoner if you wake up and pack a fat bowl to start the morning

You might be a stoner if you spend more money on weed than food

[Mr Pink]

You might be a stoner if you loose something every 5 minutes, you spend 30 mins looking for it and its in the most obvious place.

[420MissHighTimes420]

I wrote a guy's phone number down on a paper - then smoked it and thought i'd lost it for 2 days.

I roll a joint before i go to bed so i can light it as soon as i wake up.

Me too, every morning I roll over and see my J sitting ontop of my alarm clock and it makes me ready for the day, I always know it will be a good day if I have my joint to get me out of bed. :rastasmoke:

[Oh F Yeah]

You start to reply to a post in a forum and...........................FUCK! Nevermind......forgot what I was replying to.


Oh yeah! Nice photos! Both of them! ;)

*********Looks again********** Oh F Yeah!

[anomalousirrelivance]

hahaha that would have to be some great weed haha

idk, all i would need is a haircut and some fake tattoo's.

how stoned do you have to be to think some of those blue lick on tats from the zebra stipes gum wrappers are actually real?

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile: LMAO , I might be a stoner if...:wtf:I have gone into pay for gas in the "old" days, lol and pulled my bag out right along with my money,:upsidedow The cashier seen it and he just laughed, hell, he probably had better shit than mine. :jointsmile::jointsmile:

[BlAzInIt4:20]

you might be a stoner if your going through your laundry and a huge nug pops out.. hehe just happen to me.. and now i will enjoy it...


Edit: and man was it go0o0od... im as high as the clouds now.. :thumbsup:

[ACosmicVillain]

You might be a stoner if:
-random people you've never met before at gas stations know you're looking for shit.
-you got a better grade in your Poetry class because you went stoned all the time (and did all your papers blazed as hell).
-you've played "bong pong" instead of beer pong.
-your friends call you to find shit.
-you remember the name of the strain you smoked last night, but not the guy who packed the bowl.

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile:There has been alot of funny shit on here !Thanx everyone so far...:jointsmile::jointsmile:

[Davidj56]

you might be a stoner if you walk back in your house 3 times b4 you leave because you forgot your keys 3 times (the candy jar always sidetracks me)

so true! For me though its like.. Ok i forgot the keys, Wait let me take one hit...2 hours later, What the hell am i sitting here for?

[Edd.roadrunner]

http://boards.cannabis.com/recreational/98234-would-work.html[/url]

i didnt want to know about your "weird ass fucking"... stay away from my dreams...

[couch-potato]

You might be a stoner if you go out with only one lighter, and wake up the next morning to discover that you now have four - each of them with resin marks on the bottom.

(True story about last night)

[WEsmokeED]

if....

You thought the Denver Nuggets was a strain of weed

[Boricua]

i dont know if they posted this but you might be a stoner if you enter cannabis.com every day

[ACosmicVillain]

You might be a stoner if you get so desperate that you ask your little brother to find you weed. (And he did! Yay! I'm going to get blazed tonight!)

[sssp]

YOU MIGHT BE A STONER IF:
you wake up in the morning after a heavy session the night before and get pissed of cause u smoked all your weed.

story of my life!!...
I am currently in that situation...no money... no bud...

[cannabis campbell]

You might be a stoner if you spend 2 hours looking around the whole house for a cig then just to realise you smoked it

pisses me off how slow the brain works when your stoned haha

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:upsidedow:upsidedow:bonghit::yippee::bong::bong:
I know :jointsmile::jointsmile:

[thewindcriesmary]

You might be a stoner if you make a large, elaborate meal while sober, smoke up, then devour the whole thing by yourself.

[epicsoundz69]

...if you wake-n-bake, fall asleep, then wake-n-bake again.

[Oneironaut]

You might be a stoner if you giggle every time a reporter mentions the Janjaweed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janjaweed) fighters in the Darfur conflict.

You might be a stoner if you've ever seen a clump of grass on the ground, thought it was a bud, inspected it closely for a little while, and then decided it wasn't.

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

You might be a stoner if your saying to yourself "Wow all of these are so fucking true lol"

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile::jointsmile:When cleaning the lent screen out of the dryer and there are seeds in it, you might be a stoner. :jointsmile::jointsmile:

[Breukelen advocaat]

You might be a stoner if you......

Save your roaches in a glass jar (Ming 1), and when you have enough for a joint you roll it up and smoke it. You then save that roach in a separate container (Ming 2), keep saving more like this, smoke them, recycle these roaches into a third bottle, and keep repeating this process until you have numerous bottles containing seven or eight generations of roaches - the higher the generation (Ming 8, for example), the more resinous the pot.

Bonus points if the joints' rolling papers were smeared with hash oil.

[REEFERDREAMZ]

"NO REST TIL BROOKLYN" ...... Beasti Boys :joint1:

[Oneironaut]

Isn't the song "No Sleep Til Brooklyn"?

[REEFERDREAMZ]

:jointsmile: Yes, Cool song I have heard a few times. I stand corrected. :jointsmile::jointsmile: