Readin this BS made me mad as hell

[virus]

http://www.drugtestyourteen.com/

"Let your teens know that you love them too much to let them be involved with drugs, and you will use any tool available to keep them away from drugs, including drug testing in your home. So many parents simply haven't thought to drug test their kids at home, even though testing is a very effective means of preventing teen drug use, especially by giving kids a great "excuse" to say,"NO THANKS, MY PARENTS TEST ME"."



or how about sorry man cant get high with you cuz my parents are crazy neo nazi's who may kill me to show me how much they care if i decide to live my life in a way i want.


Why aren't these parents who care so god damn much not learnin about weed an the culture or lookin around the people the deal with everyday are probably tokin up fuckin ignorance will be the end of the world

[robert42]

FUCKERS GOD MAK IT LIKE THERE HELPIN US BASTARDS THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF MAN UR TOTTALLY RITE ABOUT THE NEO NAZI SHIT TOO VIRUS WTF R THEY SUM FUCKIN POWERMAD PARENTS.

[kr1Nx01]

especially by giving kids a great "excuse" to say,"NO THANKS, MY PARENTS TEST ME"
ROFL

[koshea]

yeah, im looking for an excuse to say "no i dont want the most magnificent and the single most effective merical drug curing whatever ales yah, i hate being happy! DUH!"

[Hempamasta]

Below are some of my favorite quotes from that website.

"Make sure your child is not sneaking out after you go to bed. Nothing good happens after midnight."

"Spend time with your son or daughter in recreation and family activities."

"Restrict or eliminate use of a car, take away cel phones, or beepers, and limit unsupervised free time until your teen is committed to being 'clean and sober.'"

"Find out where the money is coming from to purchase drugs and/or alcohol. If it's from your ATM card, wallet, or purse, keep them out of reach."

And my personal favorite:

"Most important, don't ever give up on your kid. Parenting is hard work, but with the right help, you will make it."

How cute.

[Ston3d]

"Find out where the money is coming from to purchase drugs and/or alcohol. If it's from your ATM card, wallet, or purse, keep them out of reach"

Thats right, put it on a high shelf. *rolls eyes*

[chris420]

LMFAO ! ! that is just pure ignorance.. its very sad.. people like that just get me sad at times.. stupid fuckin way of thinking

[virus]

thanks guys, good to know im not alone in feelin that these very very ignorant an quite scary people, are very very bad at dealing with parenting issues. If your child has the brains an the wants to try or regularly use drugs in a safe an pleasurable way then be big enough to realise your lack of knowledge of drugs does not mean they are doin a bad thing .bein addicted to crack an stealin from your mum to fund the habbit is different to smokin weed but the media who is controlled by the goverment who are hell bent on fightin "the war on drugs" love to portray ALL drug use a bad an evil thing. An as always there are people stupid an ignorant enough to fall for this an as with most ignorance in most people follows mob rule where parents can get together and pretend that is ok to ivade your childs privacy an control them in an unnatural way people so stupid they cannot see the benfits of " the single most effective merical drug curing whatever ales" an the benifits to their so dear children. Their website is hiliarious it may be the single largest collect of lies untrue facts an pure ignorance second to a pro bush site (but thats another rant) in closin an you can quote me on this fellow pot heads these blind power crazy nazi's are fuckin idiots.

sorry for the long chant but im high an feeling creative "my god creative work of the bloody devil this marijuanna, quick grab the drug home test kit so i can ruin our chillds life dear"

[chris420]

Amen!

[chris420]

these people just need to smoke grass and feel happy about life... like when jefferson airplane almost gave lsd to nixon in 1970 :p :o

[juggalo420]

how i luv the religious right, rolf

[radefactor]

I guess I lucked out, even though I'm not rich I live in a rich area and alot of the parents around here are pot heads. Most of my friends have been smoking since 7th grade, and have smoked with their parents. My parents are very cool about me smoking, they dont encourage it but they allow it. More now than before, they've started smoking WITH me. Im only 15, I guess I got off lucky. One time at my friends house, he didnt know his parents smoked (well, his mom and his step dad) and he was getting something from his parents room and saw their little safe was unlocked. He went over to close it, but smelled a glorious smell. Opened it up and found a few oz of pot in the safe along with a mini bubbler and a few condoms. Naturally he stole a few G's of the pot, but that was a great night. You couldnt wipe the smiles off our faces if you tried, between finding the pot and knowing his parents smoked we were happy campers. (And we were stoned :D )
later-radefactor

[LonerStoner]

these people just need to smoke grass and feel happy about life... like when jefferson airplane almost gave lsd to nixon in 1970 :p :o

Just to clarify, it wasn't all of jefferson airplane, only grace slick. And after abbie hoffman was denied entrance to the white house, slick decided not to attend the tea party she was invited to, which nixon never showed up for anyway.

[BuD MaN]

My mum used to be like that on the drugtestyourteens.com, now Ive almost got her smokin J's with me...