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GotWake88
05-21-2007, 06:05 AM
If you could be any profession you wanted, and have any outcome of life that you wanted... what would it be. Doesn't need to be realistic. Would you win the lotto? Own a fortune 500?

For me, I would like to see my med legalized. I would----

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I FORGET WHAT I WAS TYPING. A MOSQUITO AS BIG AS MY HEAD LANDED ON MY LEG AND I FREAKED OUT AND SWAT IT, AND RAN AROUND THE CONDO LIKE A CRAZY. WHAT DO I DO?? IT'S IN MY ROOM, WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA SLEEP? DO THEY FLY IN GROUPS? I HATE HATE HATE HATE BUGS!!!! DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT i'M OH SAY 50 MILLION TIMES THERE SIZE???????? DO YOU SEE ME GOING UP AND PESTERING A GRIZZLY FUCKING BEAR??? GOD DAMMIT I DONT HAVE BUG SPRAY WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?? THIS THING WAS LITERALLY AS BIG AS MY HEAD. WHAT THE FUCK? I HATE MOSQUITOS!!!

Sorry I forgot what I was saying, but seriously, what would you decide? Hopefully if I get bitten, my blood alcohol level kills the motherfucker. Biggest motherfucker I've ever fucking seen. God damn. I hope I killed him...
Don't you hate thing you cant change? Like insects and bad weather. anything else you could always hold a gun to someones head and get something done about it if you really had to. sorry guys, off topic a little.
zeebo phillips
05-21-2007, 06:08 AM
I would find the love of my life and then go see what else is out there in the world.

That's all I want.

Oh and lots of bud. ;)
rebgirl420
05-21-2007, 06:09 AM
If I could do ANYTHING I would be a Playmate who meets Maynard at a TOOL concert and we would date and then end up getting married..my god it would be awsome!
Skink
05-21-2007, 06:10 AM
I wood be a landscaper at the playboy mansion...
GotWake88
05-21-2007, 06:17 AM
YES!!! THE MOTHERFUCKERS DEAD! DO THEY FLY IN SCHOOLS? I tore my whole fucking room apart. Now for some tanq and some snoop doggy dog.

I'd be president. Change the world and get a good ass pension. That's not a dream, that's a goal.

"I got this Hen in my cup, and this buddah's got me stuck..."
GotWake88
05-21-2007, 06:34 AM
A family, and the ability to support it. That's all I want out of life. I don't care about the profession, as long as it pays well enough to support a family of four. Me, a wife, and two kids.

Same; except for the president/public service part. My dad was never the greatest father, i got a few fists here and there. I don't know why, but for some reason it makes me want to have a family and be a good dad. That's my number one goal in life. I got the names picked out and everything. I really can't wait, I wish life had a fast forward. But hey, I probably wont say that when I'm fat, wrinkly, with two dead lungs. ha.
partyguy420
05-21-2007, 06:35 AM
I wood be a landscaper at the playboy mansion...

i would join you... or the photographer for playboy... every boys dream job....
GotWake88
05-21-2007, 06:46 AM
If I could do ANYTHING I would be a Playmate who meets Maynard at a TOOL concert and we would date and then end up getting married..my god it would be awsome!

I'm tellin John!
rebgirl420
05-21-2007, 06:50 AM
hahah he knows my infatuation with Maynard haha. Actually he just bought me another one of his autographs haha.
GotWake88
05-21-2007, 06:59 AM
haha, well, I'm glad that works out for ya. That's whats good about bein single, you can ogle over whatever celebrity you want, and that bitch(who still gets pissed because of that shit) can't do shit. Best decision of my life. To each their own. If only I didn't fall for my best friend the minute I met her...
partyguy420
05-21-2007, 07:00 AM
That didn't sound the way you wanted it to...
yea,,, it dosent,,,
Jah420
05-21-2007, 11:15 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD. I FORGET WHAT I WAS TYPING. A MOSQUITO AS BIG AS MY HEAD LANDED ON MY LEG AND I FREAKED OUT AND SWAT IT, AND RAN AROUND THE CONDO LIKE A CRAZY. WHAT DO I DO?? IT'S IN MY ROOM, WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA SLEEP? DO THEY FLY IN GROUPS? I HATE HATE HATE HATE BUGS!!!! DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT i'M OH SAY 50 MILLION TIMES THERE SIZE???????? DO YOU SEE ME GOING UP AND PESTERING A GRIZZLY FUCKING BEAR??? GOD DAMMIT I DONT HAVE BUG SPRAY WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?? THIS THING WAS LITERALLY AS BIG AS MY HEAD. WHAT THE FUCK? I HATE MOSQUITOS!!!


hahahaha that post was crazy as fuck :madnoel:


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smoke it
05-21-2007, 05:39 PM
i want my own island somewhere near the grand cayman islands a wife and a couple of kids. and enough money to never worry about money.
higher4hockey
05-21-2007, 05:43 PM
id want to be an NHL referee. live in a nice log cabin in upstate new york, and have helen hunt come by every wednesday morning and give me a blowjob.
Psycho4Bud
05-21-2007, 05:45 PM
This pretty much sums it up..........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2N9ltyTgzo&mode=related&search=

LOL....bad pic (for the site) but a good song.......

Have a good one!:jointsmile:
crudemood
05-21-2007, 06:12 PM
find my love, explore the ends of the earth together. maybe save a few lives here and there... that would my perfect life.
ericwt
05-21-2007, 06:24 PM
I am lucky as a have the money and resources to do what I want now.

After my house sells I will be traveling and volunteering in Central America.

When I find the right place to live I will set up my evil lair and begin the process of building my mass destruction...Never mind. Forget I said anything.

I am looking forward to leaving the USA and exploring and learning new cultures.

BTW: MOSQUITOS carry all sorts of nasty diseases. I would go to a hospital NOW!
Greenport
05-21-2007, 06:48 PM
big masquitos eat little masquitos they dont suck human blood.
GotWake88
05-21-2007, 11:56 PM
i want my own island somewhere near the grand cayman islands a wife and a couple of kids. and enough money to never worry about money.

Port Lucaya is fucking heaven.
I actually found a small island with 4 small houses on it off the coast of Nicaragua on sale for 400,000. If I have the money when it's still for sale, it's fucking good as mine.