Who needs a Kidney???

[Skink]

I'll trade you one of mine for reps...

[higher4hockey]

i dont need kidneys, got any sisters?

[passitplz]

here now mail me that mother fuckin kidney!

[Skink]

I you saw my sister you would need my Kidney...

[passitplz]

I you saw my sister you would need my Kidney...

i dont get it...

[slipknotpsycho]

can you eat kidney's? if so it's a deal....

[Pipe Dreams]

can you eat kidney's? if so it's a deal....

Well, you can eat anything ya want psycho! :)

[zeebo phillips]

I'll eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Its a Plant]

:::Lloyd's sucking noise from dumb and dumber:::

Haha

[geonagual]

Fuck it..I'll take your kidney and put it on ice till I need it..

[passitplz]

I'll eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

no its probably hard as a rock by now right slip?:thumbsup:

[zeebo phillips]

no its probably hard as a rock by now right slip?:thumbsup:

:eat:

[slipknotpsycho]

nothing a little meat tendarizer won't take care of..

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i'd gladly trade you reps for your spleen. i seem to have misplaced mine . it was here just a few minutes ago and now i'm not sure where it's gone off to. if that doesn't work for you, how about a few extra brain cells. i've been running a bit low of late and i could use some replacements.

[rebgirl420]

ick

[slipknotpsycho]

ick

oh c'mon, i bet human meat could beat the living shit out of t-bone...

[Skink]

i dont get it...

A kidney filters impurities...

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I'll eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Woah ther...this is so weird..

what you just wrote is almost a line from a rap song, translated to english. Idk why it struck me.

I need a jay.

[Purple Banana]

Delish! I'll take a kidney, maybe two!

I remember when I was younger, and I found out you only needed one kidney, I told my mom I wanted to donate one of mine, and she's like "Well, what if your one left fails?"

Never thought about that...

But if it's for you, Skink, I'd gladly give up both my kidneys! Peeing is annoying anyway.

EDIT:

Woah ther...this is so weird..

what you just wrote is almost a line from a rap song, translated to english. Idk why it struck me.

I need a jay.

It's actually a line from the infamous Silence of the Lambs starring Anthony Hopkins and Jody Foster- he's describing what happened when a census-taker tried to evaluate him.

Anthony Hopkins is without a DOUBT one of the sexiest men alive. What I wouldn't give to be Clarice Starling... ;)

[rebgirl420]

I dont want a kidney..but I do need some lymphnodes since I had that cancer in those

[slipknotpsycho]

actually the line is from silence of the lambs... (or possibly hannibal) except, i believe it says brain and not liver.

[Purple Banana]

Nope, it's SotL, and it's Liver :)

[zeebo phillips]

No, it's liver, trust me.

[rebgirl420]

Def Liver

[WeeDIndeeD420]

fuck it ill take a kidney, can u throw in a lung and a spliff also:cool:

[Skink]

Sorry peeps I only have one liver and I need it,,,how bout an eye or something???

[johnnyAKABob]

an eye?? sold

[slipknotpsycho]

hmm... i guess the reason i'm thinking brain is from hannibal at the end when eh's on the plane... he has brain and those beans <.<

[partyguy420]

how about one of your front teeth... i have a broken one that im hopefuly getting fixed today.... and a few cavitys drilled... ohh so much fun.... or can i have a testical.... ill give you an eye... and a ear... and a joint.... i always wanted four testicals... they would be so cool.... except for how mant girls do you think i would end up getting pregnat.... but think about it.... four testicals for four girls to tickel while another gives a BJ.... ohh shit.... i just creamed my self thinking about it.... im just yea... umm gonna go...

[Skink]

I can not give you a nut as my ex wife took them both a long time ago... I however can afford a upper front tooth as I amazingly still have all of them...

[partyguy420]

I can not give you a nut as my ex wife took them both a long time ago... I however can afford a upper front tooth as I amazingly still have all of them...

and that is the very reason why i will never wear one of those damn rings... i mean think about it... its just a piese of paper... and when its ripped in half... ohh guess what she just took half of your shit... only god knows what she did with your furnicher... and i guess she was able to get both of your nuts... man that sucks...


ok... i need the very front tooth on the top... on the left side...

[lil josh]

youve got my rep now i belive you have a kidney with my name on it :bonght:

[Skink]

sorry I already ear marked the Kidney for Purple Banana...

[lil josh]

Noooooooooooo, well that means ive paid for goods that i ant gona get! I feel like a ebay customer :(

[Skink]

Sorry,,,no refunds...

[lil josh]

well im goin bed nw i got 2 GCSE's in the morning :(

keep my rep :(

[Skink]

if you didn't use PayPal yur screwed,,,sorry... gnight...

[slipknotpsycho]

fuck it, give me another part packed with meat... i want lean meat, not alot of fat.... (sorry lol i seen you santa clause!) when i get my item, you'll get your payment...

i got a new oven, so i'm looking to cook everything i can..