GOD IS GONNA BE PISSED!

[timothylearyisdead]

OK I just stumbled across a new "product" called GenPets.
Basically they are biogenetically engineered pre-packaged "pets".
They are living, breathing creatures created by man and packaged and sold in toy stores as pets. Ugly as all hell too. Just take a look at this website, it's some pretty crazy shit.

Genpets.com (http://www.genpets.com/meet.php)

[afghooey]

What... the... fuck.

[NextLineIsMine]

thats obviously fake man, its just a gag

[afghooey]

Thank god. I was feeling a bit weirded out for a minute there.

[Dr.Hashman]

Wow... if they were really made and sold... wow...

Did anyone read the FAQ? You feed them different things to change their attitude. If they were real the controversy would be unbelievable.

[timothylearyisdead]

thats obviously fake man, its just a gag

you're right, I looked it up, but they do a damn good job of lying.

[couch-potato]

lol

[Greenport]

naked baby molerats :(

[slipknotpsycho]

it's fake dude, this shit was posted here like a year or more ago lol....

trust me, it's fake...


"Like dolls, puppies or human babies"

err.... since when does a doll need the attention a puppy or baby needs????

[lardman]

Hahahahahahaha!

I want one!

:D

[timothylearyisdead]

Hahahahahahaha!

I want one!

:D

They're easy to make all you need is a dead naked mole rat and some genetic engineering skillz:rastasmoke:

[Beano]

Looks like they're made of maple sugar.
:stoned:

[Kenn]

you have got to be joking, who wld want one of those ugly things? ......Im glad it is fake ,that would be too creepy.

[EbelEyes]

Apparently they had robotic innards to simulate breathing.

[slipknotpsycho]

you have got to be joking, who wld want one of those ugly things? ......Im glad it is fake ,that would be too creepy.

me, for the exact thing it's doing here... causing shock and controversy.... i used to have a big ass metal upside down cross hanging on my door even tho my entire family is christian, and my dad is fanatical about it...

[Pipe Dreams]

[00:19] JabaFart: hey man wanna see something cool?
[00:19] Jeff : idk
[00:19] *** Auto-response sent to Jeff : I am currently away from the computer.
[00:19] Jeff : its nto justins nuts is it?
[00:19] Jeff : lol
[00:19] JabaFart: Genpets.com (http://www.genpets.com/meet.php)
[00:19] JabaFart: nah
[00:19] JabaFart: check that out man
[00:19] Jeff : dude justin was drunk as fuck walks u to this kid i nkow and tosses his nuts out
[00:19] JabaFart: genetically engineered
[00:19] Jeff : up*
[00:19] JabaFart: PETS
[00:19] Jeff : hoyl fuck dude
[00:19] Jeff : that creepy
[00:20] JabaFart: Isnt it fuckin awsome man?>
[00:20] JabaFart: Ima buy one
[00:20] Jeff : its creepign me out
[00:20] Jeff : they are like thsoe ugly floppy faced fuckign star wars guys
[00:20] JabaFart: i know
[00:21] JabaFart: im gonna get o ne
[00:21] Jeff : if thye are packaged od u add water
[00:21] Jeff : shock them
[00:21] JabaFart: you wake em up somehow
[00:21] JabaFart: read tyhat shit
[00:21] Jeff : hoyl shit dude
[00:21] Jeff : its sleeping
[00:21] JabaFart: yep
[00:21] Jeff : its in a hybernetic state
[00:21] Jeff : u get one i will bring weed
[00:21] Jeff : and we will bake it
[00:21] JabaFart: hahaha
[00:22] Jeff : me and sweeney will drop by
[00:22] Jeff : i swear to god
[00:22] JabaFart: heh
[00:22] JabaFart: its a gag man :D
[00:22] Jeff : lol
[00:22] Jeff : really?
[00:22] JabaFart: yeah
[00:22] JabaFart: fake


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