The Users Guide To Females

[BUZz UK]

Ok, so this is essentially a copy of Slip's 'Users Guide To Males', but the female version. I'm a bit pissed, sorry...


I'll get the ball rollling: G Spot. You can feel it, like and inch or so into the vagina (what a rank word). Use it lads.

[rebgirl420]

It is damn near impossible to get a girl off without direct clitoral stimulation. Stop getting on top of us and hump away thinking that were going to cum at the same time as yu are. Ain't gonna happen.

oh and fourplay is key.

[BUZz UK]

oh and fourplay is key.

sex without foreplay is like a beer without a fag...

[Skink]

I used to get behind my x's and rub my weiner on their ass,,,that never worked!!! it's all about them,,,we are just their toy,,, so face it...

[stinkyattic]

Clitoral stimulation? lol you don't need a man for that... just 400 pounds of metal and plastic, a full tank of gas, and some wonderful Massachusetts roads (mmmmm every pothole is like a little gift from the Goddesses....)
tee hee

[TallulahGreen]

It is damn near impossible to get a girl off without direct clitoral stimulation. Stop getting on top of us and hump away thinking that were going to cum at the same time as yu are. Ain't gonna happen.

oh and fourplay is key.

I dunno...I don't like clit stimulation that much....
..and we always get off at the same time.

:) It's pretty awesome getting off at the same time.:hippy::hippy:

[napolitana869]

boobs aren't stress balls so don't treat them as such. No squeezing allowed.

[stinkyattic]

Never, ever, EVER accuse us of having PMS.
Instead, give us a hug and some chocolate.

DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

[TallulahGreen]

boobs aren't stress balls so don't treat them as such. No squeezing allowed.

My boyfriend once decided to randomly bite my nipple while he was on mushrooms.

I immediatly started crying it hurt so bad...haha..I didn't know what to do..I was shocked.

[napolitana869]

ouch

[LIP]

My boyfriend once decided to randomly bite my nipple while he was on mushrooms.

I immediatly started crying it hurt so bad...haha..I didn't know what to do..I was shocked.

I know i shouldnt laugh, but hahahahaha. The way you said that was great. You could do stand up! That'd be fucking class.

[higher4hockey]

my dad taught me at a young age the secret to women...he said to me one day just remember: they're right, and you're wrong.

[BUZz UK]

my dad taught me at a young age the secret to women...he said to me one day just remember: they're right, and you're wrong.

if you wanna get some, yes...

[birdgirl73]

When we tell you about stuff that bugs us, you don't have to try and fix it or DO anything. We mostly just need you to listen. If we want you to fix or do something, we'll tell you.

[rebgirl420]

I dunno...I don't like clit stimulation that much....
..and we always get off at the same time.

:) It's pretty awesome getting off at the same time.:hippy::hippy:

I mean naturally without touching yourself. I can get off at the same time as John but I have to have some...help

[Samwhore]

Being used hurts so bad.

[TallulahGreen]

I mean naturally without touching yourself. I can get off at the same time as John but I have to have some...help

hmm...I don't have to touch myself either???

I don't need any extra help..we're just professional sex partners...:hippy::hippy:

[katyowns]

hmm...I don't have to touch myself either???

I don't need any extra help..we're just professional sex partners...:hippy::hippy:


it has nothing to do with being "professional", only 10% of women can orgasm from internal stimulation. Not everyone can just magically do it.

[napolitana869]

I'm part of that 10%. In fact I think it's painful when theres too much clitoral stimulation

[Pipe Dreams]

Im the freakin' pope, bitch!

[Ghettopops]

I go down on my wife, I can snack on dat all night long. Once she gets what's her's I climb on top and grind away, Sometimes touching that special spot(not the clit) and she gets whats hers again. Then she gets on top and grinds her own out on me and then the rest is ALL ME.

[TallulahGreen]

it has nothing to do with being "professional", only 10% of women can orgasm from internal stimulation. Not everyone can just magically do it.

Crap man...I was just joking...I only say professional sex partner because weve been having sex everyday practically with eachother for 2 years..

..and I'm fortunate to be in that 10%.

:)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Don't ever insult a women's vagina.

and when you're eating me out you better act like it tastes like strawberries and cream 'cause I act like I'm eating the most delicious lollipop in the world when it's your turn..


and like I mentioned in the last thread


I don't like it when my boyfriend has more drama then I do.

I also don't like it when he compares his life to mine while I'm upset or crying. I.E "Well baby, atleast you don't_______". It's ME time right now, sorry honey.

Ya dig?

[Nightcrewman]

RE Clitoral stimulation

When MRS NCM said she was geting a rabbit I thought fuck where are we gonna keep its hutch.

Cheers and keep on stimulating
NCM

[Nightcrewman]

For the un-initiated heres a rabbit

when your rabbits buzzin doesn't mean your pet bunny is stoned!

[evertking]

you have got to eat the puhnanar;)

[OreO]

Don't ever insult a women's vagina.

and when you're eating me out you better act like it tastes like strawberries and cream 'cause I act like I'm eating the most delicious lollipop in the world when it's your turn..


and like I mentioned in the last thread


hahaha then please make it not smell like fish...(not you babyface) but in general. I love eatin Vag BUT if it smells like fish down there....im stayin away that is just fucked up if a girl expects a dude to eat them out when they are not the freshest....ooooo thats just wrong. I never did but i fingered a girl that smell like fish(didnt kno at first) then after that we never hooked up again.

I kno dudes need to keep clean, but IM always clean if im gettin some, if i feel that im dirty, then i try not to mess around but in the spur of the moment i guess it doesnt matter(but no oral if im feelin dirty, dont wanna do that to the girl)

[420MissHighTimes420]

Take us out to dinner before we have sex, it doesn't have to be dinner just some sort of nice date. I like to be wined and dinned... and it's always a turn on to me when a guy can smoke as much as me, and a guy who alwas has weed to put up with mine.

Oh and the PMS thing is annoying, I feel like everytime I'm upset or angry about something, a guy (and girls sometimes too) always blame it on that. I can just be having a bad day

[RobPA]

Take us out to dinner before we have sex, it doesn't have to be dinner just some sort of nice date. I like to be wined and dinned... and it's always a turn on to me when a guy can smoke as much as me, and a guy who alwas has weed to put up with mine.

Oh and the PMS thing is annoying, I feel like everytime I'm upset or angry about something, a guy (and girls sometimes too) always blame it on that. I can just be having a bad day

Where are you from and will you marry me? lol

[Aeonboom]

It is damn near impossible to get a girl off without direct clitoral stimulation. Stop getting on top of us and hump away thinking that were going to cum at the same time as yu are. Ain't gonna happen.

oh and fourplay is key.

You've obviously never had anyone know what theyre doing. i've never had a problem given someone an orgasm through any "spot" and there are many.

foreplay is most certainly the "key" to all successes in life. ;)

the thing with me is, i prefer foreplay to sex. it turns me on more knowing she is turned on, than being directly turned on myself. i guess some blokes are just too impatient.

[birdgirl73]

You've obviously never had anyone know what theyre doing. i've never had a problem given someone an orgasm through any "spot" and there are many.

foreplay is most certainly the "key" to all successes in life. ;)

the thing with me is, i prefer foreplay to sex. it turns me on more knowing she is turned on, than being directly turned on myself. i guess some blokes are just too impatient.
Aeonboom, your confidence is admirable. But Reb knows what she's talking about here, and what she said is true of upwards of 85% of women. I have a strong feeling the ladies in your life have been major fakers, especially if they've told you you've done the trick with a multiple-spot approach and you think "there are many." The bottom line is that there are two "trigger spots." And the one that Rebgirl mentioned works for the greatest majority of us. You might want to do some reading on female sexuality. And revisit the multi-spot approach you've been taking with your women!

[Tokingirl]

Aeonboom, your confidence is admirable. But Reb knows what she's talking about here, and what she said is true of upwards of 85% of women. I have a strong feeling the ladies in your life have been major fakers, especially if they've told you you've done the trick with a multiple-spot approach and you think "there are many." The bottom line is that there are two "trigger spots." And the one that Rebgirl mentioned works for the greatest majority of us. You might want to do some reading on female sexuality. And revisit the multi-spot approach you've been taking with your women!

I think your so wrong there, thats really rude, i'm his girlfriend and i know EXACTLY what he's talking about, dont be so presumptious in the future.

just because you havent found the "right" one yet, or found someone knowing the "right" way to do it doesn't mean other people havent.

*sigh* the arrogance of some people is amasing.

[Aeonboom]

lol birdgirl....seriously...you have no clue about your own body if you only think there are 2 spots.

and i wasnt being harsh towards reb....i was just stating that from personal experience... she's wrong.

and i know when a girl is faking it. theres so many ways to spot a faker....and even more ways to know that they arent.

[birdgirl73]

I've been living in my body for twice as long as you've been alive, Aeon, and I know it well. I've been happily married for 25 years and am a medical student. I've forgotten more about sexuality than you'll ever know, frankly.

I know you weren't being harsh to Rebgirl. You were simply being uninformed. You're not a woman so you can't really speak from personal experience about the feelings our bodies experience. You can only speak from what you think you've seen and what you've been told. One of these days when you lose the false bravado, educate yourself on women, and quit lying to yourself, you're going to actually make some progress with women.

Sorry if I sound a bit harsh, but I think you're full of it. The other ladies will come along here and back me shortly.

[birdgirl73]

I think your so wrong there, thats really rude, i'm his girlfriend and i know EXACTLY what he's talking about, dont be so presumptious in the future.

just because you havent found the "right" one yet, or found someone knowing the "right" way to do it doesn't mean other people havent.

*sigh* the arrogance of some people is amasing.
I wasn't impugning you, so get off your high horse. You might want to read current sexual information yourself. You may be in the minority, and if so, great. I speak the truth about the majority of women.

[Tokingirl]

I wasn't impugning you, so get off your high horse. You might want to read current sexual information yourself. You may be in the minority, and if so, great. I speak the truth about the majority of women.

lol so you are speaking for the women of the world are you look who is on there high horse.

[birdgirl73]

No, Tokingirl. I'm speaking from the current teachings on human sexuality. You're speaking only from defensiveness.

Break with tradition sometime and do some reading. Or check out Sue Johansson's show if y'all get it over there.

[birdgirl73]

No. I banned Aeon for personal insults, which I've deleted. And now if you keep it up and are exhanging computers with TokinGirl I'll have to ban you both, which I don't want to do. You might want to let this drop since I'm the one with the ability to ban.

I don't ban for differences of opinion. I do for insults and disrespect.