Eazy busted?!

[Eazy]

yer in studio 9 ta 5 monday, was all gd sept around 11 am we started having troubles on my So Bless Track, cue smoke break. skinned up walked outside of my block blazed. went back in. 1 pm just fixed the munchies, track was done just mastering it when file crashes lsoe the recording. massive loaded spliff. go out side block pissing it down with rain.

people walkin back late from lunch from town, black guy in fluencent jacket walkin roughly towards me, take couple more tokes den walk 2 bin my 3/4 of joint in case, just as i am about to put it in the bin i look up he's gone. meh blaze again i think ::rastasmoke: so relight and guess who i turn round to see
Mr black pissed security guard, who barley spoke any english,
' Ee ou come ova ere '
wat mate? was so quite
' ey u come ere '
walk over there
' is that cannabis? '
nah mate cheap roll up,
' can i see wats in ur hand ? '
show him lighter n joint
' tell me is that cananbis and i will let u go'
think sod it
yer man its ganja
'come with me and pass the reefer'
takes joint takes me to porters front office
i wait there 2 mins out side
'cum inside'
so the porters like handyman security boses are like blah y u do it?
was erm stressed studio same track 3 hours, they asked was i gunna do it agen so i said no, took my student card n told be 2 get it when i left college.
gave me my splif back, i said it was my last bit of weed ( had 2 oz in ma bacg in studio)
i was on ma way told producerfinished ma tracks picked my card up with a

' come on mate if u gunna smoke pot just dnt do it on site okay mate '




:rastasmoke::rastasmoke::rastasmoke::rastasmoke:

[timothylearyisdead]

Hey man at least they were cool enough to give your joint back. good jerb.

[Eazy]

yer i was tellin ma producer like, I HAVE MY SPLIFF
my loaded SPLIFF

WTF
am i goin 2 jail?
they have no evidence...
i have my spliff

wen i got home i sat and smoked it
tasted better mmmmm

relaxed college for once...

[Eazy]

Hmmmm any u lot had that happen b4?

[Pipe Dreams]

Hahahaha so much for "English".

[Eazy]

Sry boss?

[invision]

dude man i didnt get a damn word what was being said, and somewhere you said something about college but are you not 14?

i clearly remember that being in your sig

[M3nt0R]

Yeah, I know an American has no right to say this, but your english is atrocious!

Interesting story, though. We need more people like that :)

[Eazy]

erm im 18 ?
erm 14 like nearly 5 years ago
long short

sum security gurad who had a massive african accent caught me blazing,
went to sum office, asked me if i was gunna blaze again, and then sum how i got my spliff back, then later my student card which they took off me.

[BUZz UK]

stop raggin on his fuckin english. I fucking understood it. Yanks don't get brit speak.

Fuckin lucky they gave it back Eazy mate, when i was at college, if a security guard came up, we all just used to tell them to fuck themselves and walk off, haha. Security can't do shit.

What sorta tunes you make man?

[cambam]

Must admit, I lost intrest when reading bad, broken up fragments of that post.

But isn't it a multi-cultural board? If anything, we should speak American, as it is hosted in the US of A, but the English language is the most commonly used language over there.

However, that does not mean to say you can't take more time, care and effort in posts, as foreign people read this, and most only have a basic understanding of the English language.

Plus it shows poor education, and does actually put you in the steriotypical 'pothead' pot.

Fucks sake, be proud of the English language, and don't abuse it. Remember, we are the superior race, everyone wants to be like us :rastasmoke:

[timothylearyisdead]

I understood it perfectly, and I've only talked to like 5 or 6 brits in person in my entire life. Maybe it's a brainwavelength thing.

[BUZz UK]

haha, maybe. or maybe you just aren't as much of a pedant as some people ;)

[cambam]

Naw, more like he couldn't be arsed to write it properly, I couldn't be arsed reading it properly.

[orangeman]

dude man i didnt get a damn word what was being said, and somewhere you said something about college but are you not 14?

i clearly remember that being in your sig

Yeah I didn't understand shit I read either lol. All I know is he almost got arrested I guess but everything else confused me :-/.

[d00d989]

glad you got the joint back! :rasta:

ps- i could understand everything fine.....except for that 1st paragraph, but thats just because brits use different abbreviations and they talk differently than us americans

[sgS2]

yea i sort of understood it but that shit is still fucked up cuz i got confused couple times...like when i FIRST read it, i thought he said that the guard guy took him somewhere to PASS him the reefer..so i thought he was gona smoke with the guard...then all of a sudden hes in the office...man...smoked urself retarded

[Not An Addict]

If someone is a pro decoder, and bored enough, anyone mind decoding that? Really sounds like a good story from some replies..really does..but I'm not catching on..sorry :/
sry 4 no good @ reedin ez typing