jeeeeez i hate spiders

[halfassedjediknight]

my girlfriend just found a freaking black widow in our room because she left the porch door open or something.

[werd328]

Kill it.

[halfassedjediknight]

thats mandatory.

[TheBigOne45]

Black Widows? Damn. Thank god I live up north where I don't have to deal with those fuckers. lol.

I saw a cockroach in my house and I didn't kill it. I let it go.

[halfassedjediknight]

do you have brown recluses up there?

[slipknotpsycho]

i never seen a black widdow in person but those fuckers can get huge!

btw i woulda emptied out a jar or something and kept it as a pet.... i like spiders, my wife is scared shitless of them...

[TheBigOne45]

do you have brown recluses up there?No idea. We don't have any poisonous ones.

[slipknotpsycho]

i garuntee you do... i don't think there's one part of the world that doesn't... other then of course the poles... (maybe alaska..?)

wolf spiders or funnel webs more than likely (neither make webs... well funnel webs do, but not like the traditional.... they pick a hole, create a web, mostly to know when prey is close... they're fast moving and more resemble a tarantula in body style... then of course there's nocturnal spiders, a major one in the us being hte orb weaver.... when you walk down your porch or something and get a spider web in the face, but no spider near, and it wasn't there the night before, it's usually from an orb weaver...)

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah, did you see the trademark hourglass?

[MagicalHerb]

fucking brown reculses were smoking cigarettes in my mansion

[Fengzi]

I had a friend who's parents had a vacation house on the California/Nevada state line, basically in the desert. We went up one time and he tells me to come in the garage to see something freaky. Holy crap, there were like 50 or more black widows. And yes, they were black widows. Fucking webs everywhere. Just thinking about it sends a chill up my spine. Soemthing about a black widow is just creepier than other spiders. That fat shiny black body with those skiny little legs. :eek:

We don't have any black widows in our house(that I've ever found) but this time of year our place is spider central. I'll kill 1-2 a day, once I found 3 in less than 5 minutes, usually just walking across the ceiling. My favorite way to get them is to use the vacuum cleaner to suck them off the ceiling. The worse is when you use a magazine or something to try and squish 'em then they fall down on you.

[BUZz UK]

shoulda smoked it, that seems to be a growing trend...

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

i hate when you smack a spider and it falls and gets away. its like "fuck now it knows me face!". spiders know other spiders and can take revenge im sure.

[friendowl]

my neighbor who is a plumber
got bit in his hand by a widow
his hand got huge
like some cartoon shit
it was pretty gross

[LIP]

We dont have any deadly ones in England - thank fuck.

[TallulahGreen]

my girlfriend just found a freaking black widow in our room because she left the porch door open or something.

I'm not afraid of spiders at all...I will always save a spider.

..Which is odd considering last summer my feet got bitten 8 times by a gnarly ass spider. I couldn't even walk....the bites were huge and full of puss and all white and shit...then when they were healing all the skin died and fell off and shit.

It was so gnarly, I hope those spiders don't come back again this summer....this house is sooo freakin' infested!

[Skink]

I got a little friend that comes out about now and just hangs out,,,he's got big white eyes and I almost feel like we communicate to the point he is not scared...

[geonagual]

I got a little friend that comes out about now and just hangs out,,,he's got big white eyes and I almost feel like we communicate to the point he is not scared...


Black Widows are my freind..

Cool, Skink, looks like you didnt go to jail. That is good to here.:)

[Skink]

Black Widows are my freind..

Cool, Skink, looks like you didnt go to jail. That is good to here.:)

I go in the 21st if I don't get my appeal... thanks for the thought tho,,,I still hope...

[Nightcrewman]

We dont have killer spiders in Scotland but the way Mrs NCM reacts to just tiny little harmless ones you would think the had fukin AK47 under each leg I am surprised you dont hear her screaming across the pond.

Three cheers for harmless Arachnids

NCM

[geonagual]

I go in the 21st if I don't get my appeal... thanks for the thought tho,,,I still hope...

No shit! I would hate to be staring at those possibilites...I guess whatever happens, happens....God speed to you young man.

[yoda]

shoulda smoked it, that seems to be a growing trend...

haha yeah, i was gonna say, he'll LOVE this thread

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/115898-i-just-had-idea.html

[LIP]

We dont have killer spiders in Scotland but the way Mrs NCM reacts to just tiny little harmless ones you would think the had fukin AK47 under each leg I am surprised you dont hear her screaming across the pond.

Three cheers for harmless Arachnids

NCM

My ex was the same. It'd burst my ear drums every time. She'd run up and balance on the settee or on the bed - she was almost crying nearly every time.

[geonagual]

My ex was the same. It'd burst my ear drums every time. She'd run up and balance on the settee or on the bed - she was almost crying nearly every time.


Dude, your thinking a lot about her today...have you talked to her lately?

[LIP]

Dude, your thinking a lot about her today...have you talked to her lately?

Well we exchanged a few texts a couple of weeks back. All nice, how are you blah blah blah. But my fuck, i miss her like nothing else.

Truthfully im depressed, but i cope with it by covering it up.

[geonagual]

Well we exchanged a few texts a couple of weeks back. All nice, how are you blah blah blah. But my fuck, i miss her like nothing else.

Truthfully im depressed, but i cope with it by covering it up.

I understand...I am still going through the same thing with a girl that I lived with 2 years about 6 or 7 years ago. I loved her to no ends....except I did some dumb shit and pretty much fucked it up..I still think and dream about her almost everyday...It has be going away lately though...so that is a good sign..In the beginning I couldnt eat and I was so friggin depressed and lonely it drove me crazy. Talking to her was great, except it hurt so much.

[LIP]

I understand...I am still going through the same thing with a girl that I lived with 2 years about 6 or 7 years ago. I loved her to no ends....except I did some dumb shit and pretty much fucked it up..I still think and dream about her almost everyday...It has be going away lately though...so that is a good sign..In the beginning I couldnt eat and I was so friggin depressed and lonely it drove me crazy. Talking to her was great, except it hurt so much.

That's how i feel now. When i talk to her i feel great, probably better than the first time i got stoned, but then when im not talkign to her i cant stop thinking about her, and all the times we shared, everything we did. It hurts so much, but i dont want to stop. It's my own fault for working my hopes up every time knowing full well it's not going to be the same. She was the one for me, and i know i'll never get over her.

Oh well, i've gotta look on the brightside - i've still got my weed, and that's the best i can hope for now.

[geonagual]

That's how i feel now. When i talk to her i feel great, probably better than the first time i got stoned, but then when im not talkign to her i cant stop thinking about her, and all the times we shared, everything we did. It hurts so much, but i dont want to stop. It's my own fault for working my hopes up every time knowing full well it's not going to be the same. She was the one for me, and i know i'll never get over her.

Oh well, i've gotta look on the brightside - i've still got my weed, and that's the best i can hope for now.

Thank god that Mary Jane loves us unconditionally. LOL.

I think the only true way to get over someone is too meet someone that you like better...