Cannabis.com: The Movie!

[cannabis=freedom]

Imagine it.

A film based on this site, with all the funniest lines and the funniest stories, perhaps with some of the drama as well.

Possibly the greatest thing ever.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i think it would be better as a book. it could be called smoke this book, but i think that's already been used.

[40oz]

haha I'd smoke that book....

[GHoSToKeR]

Goddam that would rule. I vote for GHoSToKeR to get the lead role. Maybe with Sam or Reb in the co-star role, but fuck then it'd be rated R.

[cannabis=freedom]

Goddam that would rule. I vote for GHoSToKeR to get the lead role. Maybe with Sam or Reb in the co-star role, but fuck then it'd be rated R.

Ensemble cast all the way, dude....to anyone who can act (I'm one of them).

[epicsoundz69]

Dude, it really would be the greatest movie ever.
I would be happy as an unimportant extra (hint hint ;) ), maybe the guy in the background of some shots always smoking a fat doobie. :jointsmile:

[Aristotle]

One of my old friends used to say he was distantly related to George Clooney. So I got the hook-up if you guys ever want to take this idea big time.

I'll have to locate that friend, though.

[cannabis=freedom]

One of my old friends used to say he was distantly related to George Clooney. So I got the hook-up if you guys ever want to take this idea big time.

I'll have to locate that friend, though.

Shit, if we could really do it, I would seriously want to. There's endless material to work with, and me and whoever else is a writer on this site could all exchange ideas and make it incredible.

[40oz]

but what would the movie be about? people sitting in a room talking?

[FreeVenice]

LOL, it would be like Clerks but a bunch of growers. . .

[lazy smoker7]

i agree it would be better as a book... or if some how we could go back in time and like film every ones really good weed stories and make a big compilation of mini storys and a few extra clips on how to grow and cook weed would probally make a good dvd or sumtin for this websight... but other than that how would we make a movie on cannabis.com like a good movie with an awesome story line? ( i guess there are some good story lines for this websight to be made into a movie about it ,but i gonna need a lil more thc to get my brain to think at those levels of genuis needed for that to happen ;) )

[slipknotpsycho]

i call gettnig to play the sleep deprived half witted manic depressive psychotic no life loser...

:p but i don't think that'll be too hard....

[LIP]

It'd be GREAT. Weed in EVERY single scene. I cant think of a better movie.

WHat part can i play?

[Kenn]

Ill pre order 10 copies plz .lol

[reality0]

haha i want a part in this movie!

[LIP]

What's the most amount of weed smoked by a human in one sitting?

I'm going to try and beat it.

I'll need a professional face slapper to stop me passing out though - any offers? - I'm sure alot of people want to hit me ROFL.

[40oz]

i agree it would be better as a book... or if some how we could go back in time and like film every ones really good weed stories and make a big compilation of mini storys and a few extra clips on how to grow and cook weed would probally make a good dvd or sumtin for this websight... but other than that how would we make a movie on cannabis.com like a good movie with an awesome story line? ( i guess there are some good story lines for this websight to be made into a movie about it ,but i gonna need a lil more thc to get my brain to think at those levels of genuis needed for that to happen ;) )

actually you're on to something here...the movie could be everyuone from cannabis.com in this crazy psychedleic room. We are all smoking pot and just chillen. The camera will pan around showing all the memebes talking and smoking weed. Then the camera will focus on a group of people talking, lets say it is LIP, reality0, and Kenn for example (because they are the last 3 posters). They are talking about some weird experiences they have had with police. The screen gets all blurry and goes back to the stories they have about the police. After that the screen will go back to showing the three posters standing around laughing and the camera will zoom out of their conversation and go to the next one. That is probably the best way to do it I think.

[LIP]

actually you're on to something here...the movie could be everyuone from cannabis.com in this crazy psychedleic room. We are all smoking pot and just chillen. The camera will pan around showing all the memebes talking and smoking weed. Then the camera will focus on a group of people talking, lets say it is LIP, reality0, and Kenn for example (because they are the last 3 posters). They are talking about some weird experiences they have had with police. The screen gets all blurry and goes back to the stories they have about the police. After that the screen will go back to showing the three posters standing around laughing and the camera will zoom out of their conversation and go to the next one. That is probably the best way to do it I think.

That sounds good to me. We'd have the cinema's packed out on every showing - and it'd be a first - i mean, no other forums done this have they.

[Spoken Word]

lol i havent smoked yet and you all sound funny to me.

hope that changes later when I smoke!

[AsianStoner420]

Holyshit this is gonna be a box office hit for all weedsmokers if its gonna be made, I want a role on this one lol,.. and i like 40oz's idea,.... this movie should be made!!!

[BUZz UK]

i think this idea came about once years ago...

I'll play BUZz...

[Reefer Rogue]

Imagine it.

A film based on this site, with all the funniest lines and the funniest stories, perhaps with some of the drama as well.

Possibly the greatest thing ever.

Definately.

[Bob the Awesome]

Actually... what if we really did write a book? Instead of fictional, we could all write about interesting stoner stories, and we could do specific things for the book too (Like LIP trying to break the record for most smoked at one sitting).

Personally, that might really kick ass. We could make it like a weed-Bible. Have good little anecdotes and things. Or not, because that sounds silly << Fun to think about though :jointsmile:

[friendowl]

i suugest we make it into a horror type comedy flick
where cannabis memebers are being murdered one by one
it would be cool to show each member in thier own home situation
and make some funny shit happen before they get whacked
from southernt cali to new york to england to australia to china
and back again
i bet it would be a tight ass story

[cannabis=freedom]

Imagine a scene with the Smoke-off Championship.....kind of like a pie-eating contest, except whoever lasts the longest smoking weed without passing out wins.

[cannabis=freedom]

The tagline could be....If You Don't See This, You Are No True Stoner.

GREAT ideas from everyone, by the way.

[geonagual]

i suugest we make it into a horror type comedy flick
where cannabis memebers are being murdered one by one
it would be cool to show each member in thier own home situation
and make some funny shit happen before they get whacked
from southernt cali to new york to england to australia to china
and back again
i bet it would be a tight ass story


Thats what I was thinking when I started reading the thread. We could be the killers and stalk everyone one of the members and kill them in alphabetical order and they will all be murdered at 420. LOL

[Skink]

Harold and Kummar go to Cannabis.com

[geonagual]

Harold and Kummar go to Cannabis.com

Their sorry asses couldnt hang with some real tokers.

[Samwhore]

Thats what I was thinking when I started reading the thread. We could be the killers and stalk everyone one of the members and kill them in alphabetical order and they will all be murdered at 420. LOL

I want to be the killer!

[rebgirl420]

Goddam that would rule. I vote for GHoSToKeR to get the lead role. Maybe with Sam or Reb in the co-star role, but fuck then it'd be rated R.

hahahahah well SOMEONE has to show their boobs in the movie, I mean come on! We could get a freakin' Oscar!

[geonagual]

I want to be the killer!


That is cool...me, you and friendowl...will KILL ALL THESE WORTHLESS SOULS and then smoke all their weed over thier dead bodies. It will be fun.

[Samwhore]

That is cool...me, you and friendowl...will KILL ALL THESE WORTHLESS SOULS and then smoke all their weed over thier dead bodies. It will be fun.

I could be the stupid ganster that does the drive-bys.

Or the Jigsaw type killer.

[LIP]

I think we should all be clubbed to death with 6 foot tall colas. That's the way i want to die.

[geonagual]

I could be the stupid ganster that does the drive-bys.

Or the Jigsaw type killer.

Sounds good. Your hired:)..we are gonna need you to go out and practice on some non cannibis smokers...just start killing so you can get a good feel for it. We need you BLOOD THIRSTY, a wild animal looking for prey..

[rebgirl420]

we could have really loud and obnoxious sounds too, like WA WA WAAAAA whenever someone spills their bowl or somthing like that haha

[LIP]

Sounds good. Your hired:)..we are gonna need you to go out and practice on some non cannibis smokers...just start killing so you can get a good feel for it. We need you BLOOD THIRSTY, a wild animal looking for prey..


Practise on Government pricks who want weed illegal.

[geonagual]

Practise on Government pricks who want weed illegal.

Good idea:thumbsup:

KILL THE GOVERNMENT!!
Give them a taste of their own medicine

[Samwhore]

Sounds good. Your hired:)..we are gonna need you to go out and practice on some non cannibis smokers...just start killing so you can get a good feel for it. We need you BLOOD THIRSTY, a wild animal looking for prey..

Yeah, like that's a huge change.

[cannabis=freedom]

Imagine this for an opening......a ridiculous parody of an anti-weed commercial, maybe involving a man taking one hit of "evil drugs" before beating his wife, or something like that....and then it zooms out from the TV and two dudes are on the couch ripping it from the bong!

[40oz]

I want to be attacked by a monkey and a panda bear. I probably wouldn't stand a chance.

[rebgirl420]

Can the girls on the site do those realllly slow motion bay watch moves at the begginning?

[Samwhore]

While taking bong hits Reb!

[geonagual]

While taking bong hits Reb!

and jogging on the beach topless:)

[Samwhore]

And then going to jail...

[rebgirl420]

haha and Skink bails us out^^

[geonagual]

And then going to jail...

Not on this beach....this is a movie set...we have full rights to pursue whatever creative avenues that we choose.

[cannabis campbell]

Hmm what part could i play .........


hmmm the lead role after all. . . i am cannabis campbell :D

[Matt the Funk]

I could be the detective that figures everything out but before I can save the group I get PWNT.

[reality0]

ok well while you guys are doin your little beach scene.. :wtf:


lol make sure you shoot the camera over at me with the blunt in a hammoc.. btw, most amazing thing ever... sittin in a hammoc watchin the ocean :jointsmile:

[Eazy]

okay, i got the sound track on lock down, music tech course at college.

i wanan be the guy thats sat talkin wit ma bro's round a table playin cards for blunts
need a big budget
lets film it in holland

[cannabis=freedom]

okay, i got the sound track on lock down, music tech course at college.

i wanan be the guy thats sat talkin wit ma bro's round a table playin cards for blunts
need a big budget
lets film it in holland

FUCK YEAH!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

Yea you guys aren't on to anything new.. I started to make this movie a while ago. I set up the camera, wrote the story, cast the actors, bought the weed. Then we smoked the weed and, well, there was no movie... Just a bunch of stoned people wondering what we're supposed to be doing again? :D

[LIP]

To accomodate for everyones needs, we can do a film accompanied by a book - and the book can be made from hemp paper, so when people are done with it they can roll joints, and we can carry on helping them get stoned.

[xxxhazexxx]

To accomodate for everyones needs, we can do a film accompanied by a book - and the book can be made from hemp paper, so when people are done with it they can roll joints, and we can carry on helping them get stoned.

lmao you could play the mad dealer lol who everyone is scared to ask for cerdit

[FreeVenice]

I want to be the guy who watches from behind the "bushes". and is always on when no one else is. . .lol

[stinkyattic]

I want to be played by either Maggie Gyllenhaal or Jeaninne Garafolo plz thx.

[LIP]

Why? You can be IN IT! Think of that. Famous - you'd get weed sent instead of fanmail - and you can have your own small army - and when you get pissed off you can hire someone to stand while you kick them in the nutz, and you can have your plane - with a big pot leaf on the side - and you can drop parcels of weed to the people down below, and fund a new project - to send the first 6 foot cannabis cola into space, with the aids of small rockets on the sides towards the bottom. Ooo, what else. Ooo, yes, you can buy one of those ride on mowers, get drunk and drive it around your massive living room, or you can take it out on the road, cause a massive accident, and bribe the corrupt fucking arseholes! Wow, i hope it's really like that, i'll be fucking sorted!

[stinkyattic]

Famous...... you can have your plane.....and you can drop parcels of weed to the people down below,

I'm already looking for funding for my new nonprofit organization, to airlift cannabis to war torn countries and famine stricken regions....


...... or you can take it out on the road, cause a massive accident, and bribe the corrupt fucking arseholes!

Oh no not like that, if I get famous I'ma go get nabbed for driving after license suspension, as a publicity stunt (since my career is fast heading for the shitter), and try to sweet talk The Governator into granting me a pardon in exchange for vague hints of future blow jobs.... Oh wait.... you say that's already been done?

:D

[BUZz UK]

I'm already looking for funding for my new nonprofit organization, to airlift cannabis to war torn countries and famine stricken regions....

bad idea.


I was gonna build a well, but then i got high, ooooh.....

[CannabisCrooz]

I'm already looking for funding for my new nonprofit organization, to airlift cannabis to war torn countries and famine stricken regions....



how cruel, what will they EAT when the munchies come around

[stinkyattic]

Shit, I never thought of that. I will also send some cheezcake.

[LIP]

Ahhh, man what is it with people mocking my inability to be bothered enough to go out and buy some precious cheesecake. I dont think i can resist the temptation. Oh fiddle sticks, i sound like homer simpson now. Blast.

[BUZz UK]

poverty drove me to steal 2 toblerones, 1 twirl and a toffee crisp today. It made me feel good.

Now i see why kleptomania is so popular...

[stinkyattic]

Perhaps you should find something with a bit more nutritional value if you are going to use poverty as an excuse for theft....

[GHoSToKeR]

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 16

Action!

*Bong noises*

"..."

"No, wait, dude! Yeah, I didn't uhh, like, do that properly, or something.. Let's do it again......."

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 17

Action!

*Bong noises*

"Umm.. I umm..."

Cut!

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 18

Action!

*Bong Noises*

"Umm....................

...................Line!?"

:jointsmile:

[PureEvil760]

then I walk in out of nowhere and everyone just beats the shit out of me.

[GHoSToKeR]

Uhh sorry I totally haven't even been following the thread of this um thread. My bad.. :D

:jointsmile:

[M3nt0R]

Dude, it really would be the greatest movie ever.
I would be happy as an unimportant extra (hint hint ;) ), maybe the guy in the background of some shots always smoking a fat doobie. :jointsmile:

You are not aware how much I love you. You made my day...

I commend you.

Imagining that was the FUNNIEST thing I've EVER imagined.

I just imagine a couple, both about 25ish year old arguing about their relationship which has gone on for years. In the midst of it all...you knwo the whole 9 yards...the girl is crying, the guy is a little bit angry and upset, he starts yelling, and in the background, maybe 45 feet behind, there is a guy who has just finished rolling a joint and starts smoking it, but doesn't look into the camera or anything, he's just a casual guy that went to sit on a bench in the park and happened to be near the cuple who was arguing.

I'm sorry eveyr time I play that scenario in my head, I can't stop laughing.

[LIP]

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 16

Action!

*Bong noises*

"..."

"No, wait, dude! Yeah, I didn't uhh, like, do that properly, or something.. Let's do it again......."

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 17

Action!

*Bong noises*

"Umm.. I umm..."

Cut!

'The Cannabis.com Movie' - Scene 6 (Sofa Scene #5), Take 18

Action!

*Bong Noises*

"Umm....................

...................Line!?"

:jointsmile:



That's how it'd be LOL - that was good!

It'd probably would just turn into a big outtake movie - just us smoking, passing out, waking up, relighting the joint, passing and so on. It'd be great. Laugh a second. People would laugh so hard their lungs would fall out.

[40oz]

then I walk in out of nowhere and everyone just beats the shit out of me.

no you stand at a podium trying to tell us the 'truth' and everybody except a few members just throws lettuce heads at you. haha. then I'll pass you a joint and and you can tell me some story about how to become jesus.

[stinkyattic]

no you stand at a podium trying to tell us the 'truth' and everybody except a few members just throws lettuce heads at you..

Well I don't know about a podium... more like a city intersection, with lunatics wearing sandwich boards yelling the TRUTH from every street corner... but the lettuce heads are great, lol.

[Oneironaut]

If we're going to do a movie, there have to be some action scenes.

NEGOTIATOR #1: Please, don't kill those hostages! What are your demands?
CRIMINAL #1: I demand $200,000 cash and a helicopter to Mexico in one hour or I'll start shooting some people!
NEGOTIATOR #1: I'm not sure I can do that for you, but I'll see what I can do.
CRIMINAL #2: Make it quick. We're serious here! Don't fuck with us!
NEGOTIATOR #2: Hey, I got a joint. You want to smoke?
NEGOTIATOR #1: Yeah, definitely. This shit is stressing me out.
CRIMINAL #1: Hey, what are you guys smoking over there?
NEGOTIATOR #2: A doobie. You want in?
CRIMINAL #1: Fuck yeah. Hey hostages, you want some?
*puff puff* *pass* *puff puff*
CRIMINAL #2: Yo dude, what were we doing again?
CRIMINAL #1: I think we were robbing a bank or something, I forget.
CRIMINAL #2: Holy shit dude! What are we doing with all these guns?!
CRIMINAL #1: Oh my God, you're right! Holy crap, grenades! We gotta get rid of this shit before somebody hurts themself! Hey, stop bogarting that J dude...

[TheFatKid]

It starts off. Everyone is chillin with their best buds at their house. Cheech and Chong personally deliver an invitation to everyone invited to an abandoned house party, and can bring one friend. When everyone steps in the house there is a fucking MOUNTAIN of bongs, blunts, bowls, joints, hookahs, chillums, vaporizers, gas masks, brownies, weed, kief, hash, and grinders. Then it goes to that thing where it shows everyone smokin and tellin stories and bluring out

[Psycho4Bud]

Get back to work boys! That's the yard boss's water.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[rebgirl420]

and when we win the oscar we can thank:

Jebus
Those guys who invented clear joint paper
Cheech and Chong
Jon Stewart
Dave Chappelle
Mr.Colbert
Matt Groening
Hugh Hefner
Larry Flynt
The guy at 7-11 who sells me doritos and diet mountain dew

[rebgirl420]

CAN WE HAVE ZOMBIES TOO?!!!

[stinkyattic]

and when we win the oscar we can thank:
......
Those guys who invented clear joint paper

Naw, those guys are getting slapped.

[Warheart]

CAN WE HAVE ZOMBIES TOO?!!!

can we get them baked?

[rebgirl420]

^^ yeah we need zombies...but when they get the munchies they might eat someone...and that can really bring down the party

[LIP]

Cannabis Dot Com: The Documentary.


"If you look there, you'll see the peaceful, gentle, Billionfoldotimus smoking a joint. After he finishes, we'll follow him down to the waterhole where he will quench his weed induced thirst."

*follows to waterhole*

"As you can see, he is not the only one that is thirsty! We spot the confrontational LIPabeast drinking as well."

Lol - That'd be a docu i'd definatly enjoy watching. :rastasmoke:

[epicsoundz69]

I seriously want this thing to happen. It should be like a multi-part full length movie/series type thing too, so we could get around to all the stories there are to tell.

[GHoSToKeR]

CAN WE HAVE ZOMBIES TOO?!!!

Oh fuck yeah, a movie isn'tt a movie without some zombies.. or some lesbians. Not in the same scene though.

[epicsoundz69]

Oh fuck yeah, a movie isn'tt a movie without some zombies.. or some lesbians. Not in the same scene though.

Whoa...lesbian zombies...I dont know whether to be grossed out or turned on...

[GHoSToKeR]

Well when you figure it out, you should probably keep it a secret... :p

Seriously though, all good movies have these ingredients.

1) Hot chicks
2) Zombies
3) Lesbian scene(s), preferably with aforementioned hot chicks.
4) Guns
5) An idiot with big muscles who kicks ass.

I withhold the power of veto over any decision made which does not include at least two of the above.

[GHoSToKeR]

....whilst getting ridiculously high on the way!!

[WynOSmokeZ]

LOL YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING STONERS. I LOVE IT :hippy:

[epicsoundz69]

and while on said mission, thats when the stories and stuff come out :thumbsup:

[cannabis=freedom]

The scene with the couple arguing and the dude 40 feet behind smoking a doobie on a park bench could potentially be one of the all-time funniest things in film.

Guys, we ACTUALLY have to make this shit happen. We're all coming up with terrific ideas, and this could be a HUGE milestone in stoner film.

[cannabis=freedom]

It should be about strange marijuana that kills people then brings them back to life, and a ragtag group of die hard stoners team up to rid the world of this tainted weed and restore order in a world gone mad.

Dude....THAT'S IT!!

That should be the basic idea, and all the fucked-up and hilarious stoner stories and made-up stuff can be worked into that.

[epicsoundz69]

The scene with the couple arguing and the dude 40 feet behind smoking a doobie on a park bench could potentially be one of the all-time funniest things in film.

Guys, we ACTUALLY have to make this shit happen. We're all coming up with terrific ideas, and this could be a HUGE milestone in stoner film.



I will be there for whatever support needed in the making of this film, including any and all marijuana preparation. :thumbsup:

[cannabis=freedom]

I will be there for whatever support needed in the making of this film, including any and all marijuana preparation. :thumbsup:

You are a true stoner, brother. The bong of the heavens packs a fat bowl for you.

[FreeVenice]

It should be about strange marijuana that kills people then brings them back to life, and a ragtag group of die hard stoners team up to rid the world of this tainted weed and restore order in a world gone mad.

I'd be down to play a victim, I always wanted to play a Z. . .


My last words got to be. . ."That's some good shit" as I cough to death with a smile on my face. . .

[GHoSToKeR]

Hey in Rebgirl's bong scene... can I be the bong!?

[Dutch Pimp]

Well when you figure it out, you should probably keep it a secret... :p

Seriously though, all good movies have these ingredients.

1) Hot chicks
2) Zombies
3) Lesbian scene(s), preferably with aforementioned hot chicks.
4) Guns
5) An idiot with big muscles who kicks ass.

I withhold the power of veto over any decision made which does not include at least two of the above.

...you're gonna need at least one street pimp/shady dealer...and a whole bunch of ho's......:thumbsup:....I found the car....:pimp:..

[BUZz UK]

Hey, Universal Studios just called, they want to make the film...

[budsmoker]

there should be a scene where two people have a bong hitting contest to see who can take the biggest bong hits without throwing up or quitting(from either a 7ft bong or gravity bong)

[GHoSToKeR]

Goddam, Dutch Pimp.. That's the sickest car I've ever scene.. Got any better pictures?

[Dutch Pimp]

Goddam, Dutch Pimp.. That's the sickest car I've ever scene.. Got any better pictures?

Barrett-Jackson web site...B. Coddington.."WhattheHaye"...enjoy...:pimp:...

[Skink]

Well if this takes off I wanna be the President... Please nominate me and I will not let you down...


Hi,,,I am the Skink and I approved this ad...

[zeebo phillips]

Can I be in it!? Can I be in it!? :D

[jaGerbom]

lol so is anyone going to pursue this idea?

[cannabis=freedom]

lol so is anyone going to pursue this idea?

Hell yes.....I don't think any of us have any idea of what to do, though, to get it going.

[40oz]

Hell yes.....I don't think any of us have any idea of what to do, though, to get it going.

Someone needs to write a script...

[jaGerbom]

^^ what a great idea he has

[cannabis=freedom]

Someone needs to write a script...

LOL. Alright, I'll get on that.

It could probably be complete by the end of the summer.