Sniff...

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They say that sniffing your own farts is a sign of vanity...

...I just sniffed mine, and I think I'm going to die!!:eek:

Damn those bloody sprouts!!:mad:
LMFAOOOOooo

It's like driving past Slough on a hot day.....
I may have to call Dyno-Rod to come and sort it out!

Shake-n-Vac?!?!...lol...and I've only got a small bathroom :D

[az666]

lol..thats sick
lmfao

[Syrus]

I never opened this thread, i never read a thread of someone sniffing there own fart. Im im going off got get a bucket to forget i read this

[dog420]

MMmmmmmm Farts :D

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Man, it's like 24hrs ago...I haven't farted all day, but just dropped one...damn!

Something is definately amiss in the bowel department!

Anyone got a mint?

[apsinthion]

Get the Imodium in, lol!:D

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lol..yups, certainly a case of "NO NAKED FLAMES!"

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lmfao

[apsinthion]

Remember that episode of bottom?

The sprout's of evil!!!:D

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(from http://www.thefart.com/more.html)
Why do farts make noise?

The sounds are produced by vibrations of the anal opening. Sounds depend on the velocity of expulsion of the gas and the tightness of the sphincter muscles of the anus.

lmaoo...that made me laugh :D

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Man, this is funny....
How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose?

Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever.

Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls.

Why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell?

Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.

lmfaoooo

[Reefer Rogue]

every1 loves there own brand :cool:

[apsinthion]

I might of died without knowing that Res.

The science of fart's lol!

Who pay's these people! Haha.:D

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http://www.yamon.freeserve.co.uk/Farts.html

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THE COMMAND FART:
This fart differs from the Anticipated Fart in that it can be held for long periods of time waiting for the right moment. Unlike the Anticipated Fart, it is intended to be noticed. Peter Billingham is reported to have held a Command Fart for the whole period in a history class and let it go right at the end when the teacher asked if there were any questions.

I'm sat here laughing like a crazy man...geeez

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THE HIC-HACHOO-FART FART:
This is strictly an old lady's fart. What happens is that the person manages to hiccough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time. After an old lady farts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, my", or "Well, well". There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat an old person's fart as there is.

:D

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THE SURPRISE FART:
This is where you feel a fart coming, but when try to let rip, you shit your pants. This is a real downer if you happen to be at work, or out with friends, and don't have access to some clean underwear.

:rolleyes:
Let's have a show of hands :D
*raises hand*

[apsinthion]

LMAO!

Have fun...................

http://dmoz.org/Recreation/Humor/Bizarre/Farts/