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partyguy420
05-13-2007, 10:36 PM
alright, when i got out, i was talking to one of debs friends(debs my ex) to her friend jessica, and anyways, this girl jessica tells me to watch my back cause my ex is trying to get people to kick my ass... well... my mom works with my homie that ive known since i was 2 years old, and he was telling my mom that when i got out the ex, was over at his house trying to get him to kick my ass... and the homie toby said get out of here you dumb whore, ive known lil bill(my nick name) since he WAS little...

and then today, i was out sellin with my homie, and we went over to this girls house... and well... i guess my ex was livin in this house until she fucked the owners boyfriend... she got kicked out... and anyways... we were talkin, and everyone there was sayin she was wanting the guys over there to kick my ass... and they just said to deb, that because of who my homies are, they werent gonna do anything, and that if my ex did find some one to kick my ass that they would roll with me... so i laff at the dumb whore...

Samwhore
05-13-2007, 10:46 PM
She's only the dumb whore until you get back together with her.

partyguy420
05-13-2007, 10:57 PM
the oly reason why i went back to her, is because she claimed she was knocked up with my kid... weather or not it she realy was knocked up... i dont know... weather or not it was my kid im not sure...

JaggedEdge
05-13-2007, 11:16 PM
We all come across an insane bitch or two in our lives.

There is nothing worse than a crazy girl... I have dated 3 of them.

One of them keyed my car because I slept with a girl she hads 3 MONTHS after we broke up.

Another told me she was afraid she would commit suicide if I broke up with her. So I told her shrink about that and broke up with her...

Than the other one wasn't really crazy, but she was anerexic and balimic (sp?)

All of the above cut themselves...

Be on the look out in case she decides to ask someone who doesn't know you or hates you as much as she does.

She sounds like a whore. Getting kicked out of the house for fucking the owners b/f. Nice one.

Your better off without her.

Sorry for the long post, but I have known way to many of the girl you described.

Is she not pregnant anymore?

partyguy420
05-13-2007, 11:25 PM
We all come across an insane bitch or two in our lives.

There is nothing worse than a crazy girl... I have dated 3 of them.

One of them keyed my car because I slept with a girl she hads 3 MONTHS after we broke up.

Another told me she was afraid she would commit suicide if I broke up with her. So I told her shrink about that and broke up with her...

Than the other one wasn't really crazy, but she was anerexic and balimic (sp?)

All of the above cut themselves...

Be on the look out in case she decides to ask someone who doesn't know you or hates you as much as she does.

She sounds like a whore. Getting kicked out of the house for fucking the owners b/f. Nice one.

Your better off without her.

Sorry for the long post, but I have known way to many of the girl you described.

Is she not pregnant anymore?

if she was pregnant, she lost due to useing the evil drug...

ive dated lost of crazy bitches...
my dad has also dated alot of crzy bitches(notice a patteren...)

i aint woried about nobody kickin my ass because im a fighter... ive been fighting alot of my life... and besides whats the worse that could happen... a broken bone? blak eye? a few teeth knocked out? stabbed? hell ive got insureance... the doctors will fix me up... and my homies will hear about it... they all told me they got my back... i mean half of the town under the age of 25 are close homies... and about out of whats left, we are atleast party buddys... and the other 1/4 of the population i dont know or, they are friends with one of my homies...