Getting Caught

[d00d557]

Alright so before I've admitted to my parents about smoking weed, at the time didn't seemed like they cared as much as they pretended to care. So yesterday my friends and I went swimming right after we smoked a bowl out of a bong my buddy just purchased so we were breaking it in. Afterwards I was so completely blazed we swam then we left and later on that night after leaving and going on to better things my mom calls and asks where the pool keys are and i'm like shit i'm fucked. So I have to go back home look around the pool and in my room and shit and then back to my friends to look for it. Originally I wasn't going to have to stay at home that night I was going to my friends for the night but they wanted me home after not being able to find the keys. On top of that they accused me of being stoned with red eyes and the forgetfullness and whatnot. My stepdad used to be a big stoner in college so he knew what it was like forgetting shit like that so he basically told me there was no point in denying it because he knew. So I just gave in and told him. So this has been the second incident of that kind, but my parents weren't like really upset upset just pissed off. My stepdad keeps making the suggestion that I'm killing off all my brain cells this way, which is complete bullshit because mj doesn't kill off brain cells. I told him how can he talk when he drinks constantly which he does, so that pretty much shut him up on that subject. My mom just said all I had to do for Mother's Day today was to tell her that I'm going to put more effort into things I do(school related) and that i'd stop smoking weed. I went ahead and told her I was (and she wholeheartedly believes me) so everything's fine now. I am really quitting at the end of the summer though because of school drug testing. So i'm pretty sure everythings fine now. My friend bought a quarter dank nugget last night so i'm pretty pumped about that. Remember the pool keys? Guess where they were.....on the roof of my friends car all night, even after driving all over fucking town right on the god damn roof the wholeeeee fucking time. Oh well I didn't really get into any trouble and everythings peachy so i'm happy:D
toke on friends
sorry for the longass post

[blazed620]

haha thats funny shit...lucky the keys didn't fall off

[Aristotle]

damn your lucky that the keys didnt fall off. if it was me they would have fell right in the middle of a highway:p

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Canada doesn't have any highways.

That's funny that your keys stayed on the roof the whole time. On Friday my stoner ass pulled away from the gas pump while it was still in my car and the gas cap stayed on top of my car. I didn't ride around town, though.. I just heard a weird sound, turned around and saw it, and circled back to the pump.

[ATrain]

Nice story. No harm, no foul :jointsmile:

[sttomassmoker]

school drug testing? fuuucck that I'm so glad i am done with that bullshit.

[d00d557]

God I hate it, yeah there's like nothing for the keys to hold onto or snag onto up there so I have nooo fucking idea how they managed to stay up there. Must have been a baby jesus miracle

[Skwirl07]

school drug testing is bullshit and you do not have to comply if there is no reasonable evidence that you are under the influence while on school premises, and even if you are the worst thing they can do is conclude a positive result and inform your parents (but your parents already know you smoke and while they'd prob be mad it wouldn't be that big of a deal)

[powerrobbie]

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Canada doesn't have any highways.
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WOW that had to be one of the dumbest most arrogant thing I've heard...you think we all live in igloos?
Of course we have highways here you dumbass get your facts straight

[Aristotle]

Oh Jesus.. a French Canadian? I knew they had highways. idiot. A sense of humor/sarcasm, apparently not.

But to be on topic, getting caught sucks. Weed is good. :jointsmile:

[d00d557]

Shit i'd live in Canada even if they didnt have a highway system and lived in igloos just to have access to the cheap great weed they get, lucky assholes..

[Solitude]

I wish I had your luck. If I lose something it is usually lost for months on end. I'll find it when I least need it. The one thing I have going for me though is that my mom knows I smoke and thankfully she is fine with it. She even smokes sometimes with me. She as even started to mooch off of me. How Ironic o_0

[slpntrx5]

Shit i'd live in Canada even if they didnt have a highway system and lived in igloos just to have access to the cheap great weed they get, lucky assholes..

but what would happen when you tried to hotbox the igloo???

Man (soaking wet): honey, i melted our house...
Wife (pissed off): goddamn stoners...

lol :D:rastasmoke:

[d00d557]

god dude, let me tell you it sucked ass hahaha, and i'm stuck at home AGAIN on a friday because my friends screwed me over unintentionally

[deadfan420]

That part about the keys being on top of the car is the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time.

[Mr.Dank]

damn man consider urself lucky-
first time getting caught - at school some of my boys came with a blunt to school and we just ran off of campus ad some teacher seenb us and we all had hoods on so we flipped her off and dipped. we went off, smoked about 3 or 4 blunts, got totally ripped. then we came back on campus while class was in session (lol) and we were so high we walked right up to the security guard and were liek whatupp. he sent us to the office, and i got suspended.
second time getting caught - smoked a dub with my homie b4 school and were goin back on campus and some bitch ass neighbor called the school on us and i got caught with a pipe and a dub. the funny thing was i had a dime in the same pocket as the dub but they didnt find it! except now i hav a drug citation and cant drive till im 19 and am expelled (...shit)

[blazed_babe]

school drug testing is bullshit and you do not have to comply if there is no reasonable evidence that you are under the influence while on school premises, and even if you are the worst thing they can do is conclude a positive result and inform your parents (but your parents already know you smoke and while they'd prob be mad it wouldn't be that big of a deal)

some schools (my old high school being one of them) have a policy that if you don't comply with their "random" drug testing (when in all actuality, half of the "random" drug testing at my old high school was because of a recommendation of a teacher...isn't that shitty?) then they can bar you from school-related activities until you comply

thank god i'm out of high school now


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chillin' with the bong :hippy:

[d00d557]

wasnt so funny at the time haha i was freaking the fuck out