This was the worst Christmas I have ever had.

[Frost.]

At around 12 midnight on Christmas I had a pounding fucking headache and a killer stomach ache. After a few minutes I had my face in the sink puking my intestines out. It was starbursts and capaccunio. I spent all of Christmas night and morning puking and shitting myself dry. It was the kind of shits where its pure liquid. A couple of the times I got up to puke and when I was about to heeve I suddenly had to shit. I had to choose which to do so I shit myself. Once I puked in my mouth, it was sprite. One of the times I was shitting I had to puke so I let it go all over the tub. THE WORST was the DRY HEEVES, they hurt like a bitch and then bile starting coming out. To make matters worse, Christmas was at my house. Twenty people were here and I felt shitty all day long. I didn't even get up to open presents because it took too much energy.

I woke up this morning and I feel better. Although I did wake up all sweaty and freezing cold. I'm not 100% but I definately am better. I haven't puked but I still have the shits.

I don't know why I felt the need to share this, but it's probably because I'm bored. I wonder if I smoke this bowl will I feel better?

[XjUsTbLaZeX]

I wonder if I smoke this bowl will I feel better?
most likely :D

[crystal clear pepsi]

Merry SHitmas

[dizzy spells]

lol frosty.
i had a similar experience in france.
i was on a 3 day trip with workmates & wives.there were 4 of us drinking wine.we had about 12 bottles in a afternoon sitting.id never drunk wine before so i didnt know what to expect.i did later on!i was sop drunk,ex mrs dizzy went looking for me at 2am.but i was in different room with 2 work mates & that night was spent just like you.but luckily for me ,where you sat on the toilet ,there was a little hand basin.so each time i heaved puke it came outta both ends at same time.so yes,i can understand wherer you coming from with those shits buddy.
eat some bread then at least when you squeeze a shit out,it comes out solid & not pebble dash your toilet

[NowhereMan]

Merry SHitmas
i knew somebody was gonna say that,


dam sounds like he had a very shitty christmas this year
let that be a lesson to all those who thought they maybe had a bad one

could of been worse ,

ya could of been like that poor dude man thats just bad times

maybe he be prepared next year,,,,,,pepto bismuth
peace

[duppy man]

hope your feeling better frost, get back on the bong,,,hair of the dog ect new year selebs next ...I don't subscribe to any of it.....Humbug