I cant believe I didnt get caught today.

[lazy smoker7]

Anyways this morning... well actually it was yesterday but whatever. So anyways this "morning"(yesterday) I was sitting in my car about to go meet some friends to go smoke with. Anyways as I am sitting in my car , I find some left over weed in my grinder that I completly forgot about from the night before and I roll a joint right when I see the weed. Anyways as I set out driving , I light the joint and put on some reggae. Anyways right when I inhale my second hit .. I look up and theres a cop car right in front of me on the other lane ( you know the other lane where the cars are going the other way) and right when I saw the cop car I blew out a huge cloud of smoke because it scared me shitless when I saw the cop lol and I was thinking that he probally just saw me blow out all that smoke and turns out he didnt nottice and I just re light my joint after i threw it in the ash tray when I saw the cop .. and again right when I re-light the joint and I took another hit ... there was another cop car in front of me and again I blew out the smoke in fear and threw the joint in the ash tray and again .. I was scared shit less and I was still not pulled over. So anyways I re light the joint for the thrid time and this time I manage to take a few hits and then theres a cop standing on the road in front of me taking care of some car crash... and I nottice the cop right when I am hitting the joint and the cop is looking strait at me and again the whole process of blowing the smoke out and throwing the joint in the ash tray happened again.. but the cop never stopped me and I just passed by and we were like making direct eye contact while I was hitting the joint. Eventually I got to finish the joint and thought how lucky I was... I just wanted to share this as its the first time I had so many close calls withing a short period.

[slipknotpsycho]

you know, throwing a joint in the ashtray isn't the smartest thing to do when you think you're gonna be pulled over... that's a time to swallow the evidence, not throw it in plain view to give reason for a search..

[napolitana869]

You tempted fate man. I would have called it quits after the first cop

[timothylearyisdead]

That reminds me of a couple months ago when I was hitting my sherlock driving down a busy road. So I decide I'm gonna take a big ass hit and prepare for it and take it not realizing that as soon as lit that shit up a po-9 rides right past me in the opposite lane slow as shit. I'm like "SHIT!" and look in my rearview, sure enough they busted a U-turn right in the middle of the street and I throw my shit in the glove(like a dumbass, but hey you really can't eat a sherlock soooo). Low and behold I get stopped by the red light right ahead, so all I can do is watch this cop rolling up on me. As soon as he gets on my ass he decides to get in the turn lane next to me, and doesn't even look at me!. Only time I've ever been paranoid about anything in my life, but with good reason.

[Reefer Rogue]

What a terrific tale.

[lazy smoker7]

you know, throwing a joint in the ashtray isn't the smartest thing to do when you think you're gonna be pulled over... that's a time to swallow the evidence, not throw it in plain view to give reason for a search..

haha ... I would have grabbed it out of the ashtray to swallow it if I saw the cops lights come on but I wouldent be able to swallow the grinder and the scale and glass pipe i ususaly have along with me lol.


You tempted fate man. I would have called it quits after the first cop

I mean usualy when I drive I dont see too many cops so I was like the odds are that I am not gonna see another cop... so I just re light the joint .. it just blew my mind to see how much paranoia monsters(police) i saw in a row although...
(parania monsters.. i just made that up ( high thought) haha... its a cool name tho... from now on i gonan call cops "paranioa monsters"):jointsmile:

[The Colonel]

a few weeks ago i was driving
and smoking with my buddy, and
we passes a cop, speeding, while
i was hitting the bowl. he got behind
us so i threw the bowl in the glove
box and lit a cigarette. the cop
looked at my friends licence and
ended up telling us how he is a
friend of my buddys dad. so we
got off with a "tell your dad i said hey".

[KL4D4]

Just deny knowledge of the scale when you get caught with one

[The Colonel]

most scales that people weigh
weed on will have SOME weed
left on it.

[cambam]

So anyways..............?

[Professor Dan K.]

blowing the smoke out in fear would be the opposite of what i would have done.

i would have been so scared i would have set a new world record of ghosting.

but that sucks man, i hate rolling past the po while im blazing. its happened on too many occasions where id have to hold the hit in when a cop rolls by. its scary shit, but the adrenaline is a unique high in its own and i love it/hate it at the same time

[tootsie roll]

Anyways this morning... well actually it was yesterday but whatever. So anyways this "morning"(yesterday) I was sitting in my car about to go meet some friends to go smoke with. Anyways as I am sitting in my car , I find some left over weed in my grinder that I completly forgot about from the night before and I roll a joint right when I see the weed. Anyways as I set out driving , I light the joint and put on some reggae. Anyways right when I inhale my second hit .. I look up and theres a cop car right in front of me on the other lane ( you know the other lane where the cars are going the other way) and right when I saw the cop car I blew out a huge cloud of smoke because it scared me shitless when I saw the cop lol and I was thinking that he probally just saw me blow out all that smoke and turns out he didnt nottice and I just re light my joint after i threw it in the ash tray when I saw the cop .. and again right when I re-light the joint and I took another hit ... there was another cop car in front of me and again I blew out the smoke in fear and threw the joint in the ash tray and again .. I was scared shit less and I was still not pulled over. So anyways I re light the joint for the thrid time and this time I manage to take a few hits and then theres a cop standing on the road in front of me taking care of some car crash... and I nottice the cop right when I am hitting the joint and the cop is looking strait at me and again the whole process of blowing the smoke out and throwing the joint in the ash tray happened again.. but the cop never stopped me and I just passed by and we were like making direct eye contact while I was hitting the joint. Eventually I got to finish the joint and thought how lucky I was... I just wanted to share this as its the first time I had so many close calls withing a short period.

That's a lot of close calls. The last one closest for sure. He could have called ahead to get ya busted.
Do you live in a legal state where they pretty much don't care about weed anymore? Right now, FINALLY, my state is pushing to legalize. I can't express how happy I am about this and I have written letters and emailed my CongresswoMEN, senators, governor and I stay hopeful.
It's very important to me and countless others that Medical Marijuana be available so we can stop being forced to put all this synthetic garbage in our bodies
Woah, sorry for the speach on your thread man.:( :stoned:

[tootsie roll]

blowing the smoke out in fear would be the opposite of what i would have done.

i would have been so scared i would have set a new world record of ghosting.

but that sucks man, i hate rolling past the po while im blazing. its happened on too many occasions where id have to hold the hit in when a cop rolls by. its scary shit, but the adrenaline is a unique high in its own and i love it/hate it at the same time


Turn on the blower in your car, the vent thingy on high.....make a big show out of the fact you need to seeze and do an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOO with your head down so you don't choke on that smoke. lol
Exhale the smoke and the vent will dissapate it.:thumbsup:

[Dro_Princess]

Anyways this morning... well actually it was yesterday but whatever. So anyways this "morning"(yesterday)

I dont know if it is because Im high right now but that sentance has the ability to confuse me and make me laugh at the same time.

[smoke it]

sounds like a good day.

woot 1500 posts

[lazy smoker7]

I dont know if it is because Im high right now but that sentance has the ability to confuse me and make me laugh at the same time.

haha I was high at the time I posted the thread or I dunno I think I was maybe, but I do remember trying to make that sentence sorta funny in a weird way .. glad you notticed the hidden high laughter :)

[Jah420]

Anyways this morning... well actually it was yesterday but whatever. So anyways this "morning"(yesterday)

That was enough to crack me up.. sounds like something from some sitcom :jointsmile:

[TallulahGreen]

I would have just kept smoking it and acted like it was a cigarette..


Depending on how close to me the officer was...and depending on if the cops in the window had their windows up or down.

That shit is scary ...but it is the best feeling ever when you don't get caught...