yatman
05-10-2007, 07:33 PM
Hey all --
So a few days ago I was freaking out because I had to take a drug test this week and I had smoked the night before I found out. After doing my research and thinking of every conceivable way of getting out of it...here is what I did.
Now, I should mention that I dont know if this will work for you but you can at least see how I did things.
I had to take a drug test (urine) for a new pimp job I receieved. I thought detox was the way to go (and think that if i had enough time, it would have been the best option), however I did not have the time to let my body detox.
So what I did was find the "number one" after another poster here went through the process. I too decided (after much deliberation) to do the same. And let me tell you the process was so easy, it was a joke.
First, because it was for pre-employment no one is in the bathroom with you. I purchased the system online and had to get it rushed delievered. THe cost was something like 80$ (tax and shipping). Once I got it, I practiced a few times getting it to the right temp. and making sure I could do it as smoothly as possible.
Today, I went to the lab. Before leaving my house, I strapped the pack to my waist for an hour to make sure the fake urine was at the right temp. Once strapped to my waist, the visibility of the pack was minimal. In fact, if you saw me in person, you would not know that I had it on.
Then once I got to the lab, I had to show them my paperwork, sign in and wait for my name to be called. THe funny thing was that I wasnt nervous about the system, just hoped that the fake urine was legit.
Once my name got called, I went to the bathroom...the chick there put some blue liquid in the bowl and told me not to flush or use the sink. I washed up before I went in and did my deed. With no one in the bathroom with me, the process was as simple as...well...taking a piss! :)
I tried to make it real by "pissing" some of the liquid in the bowl and even a few drops around the bowl for effect. (gross i know). Next, I went back otuside, washed my hands again and that was that. The chick took my "piss" and put it in two test tubes. What shocked me was that no temp was taken. Though I took care to make sure it was at the right temp anyways. Maybe it was laziness or negligence but either way she didnt check the temp.
So basically that was it. After that I left, and now ill be waiting 2 days for the results. Now the real issue is how good the synthetic urine is at showing up normal on their tests. If anyone has information about that, I would be very curious to hear about it. BTW, i bought the "number 1" from puck technologies.
I would like to hear from anyone about info about this fake urine. This is my story, if anyone wants more info just holla.
Good luck!!
So a few days ago I was freaking out because I had to take a drug test this week and I had smoked the night before I found out. After doing my research and thinking of every conceivable way of getting out of it...here is what I did.
Now, I should mention that I dont know if this will work for you but you can at least see how I did things.
I had to take a drug test (urine) for a new pimp job I receieved. I thought detox was the way to go (and think that if i had enough time, it would have been the best option), however I did not have the time to let my body detox.
So what I did was find the "number one" after another poster here went through the process. I too decided (after much deliberation) to do the same. And let me tell you the process was so easy, it was a joke.
First, because it was for pre-employment no one is in the bathroom with you. I purchased the system online and had to get it rushed delievered. THe cost was something like 80$ (tax and shipping). Once I got it, I practiced a few times getting it to the right temp. and making sure I could do it as smoothly as possible.
Today, I went to the lab. Before leaving my house, I strapped the pack to my waist for an hour to make sure the fake urine was at the right temp. Once strapped to my waist, the visibility of the pack was minimal. In fact, if you saw me in person, you would not know that I had it on.
Then once I got to the lab, I had to show them my paperwork, sign in and wait for my name to be called. THe funny thing was that I wasnt nervous about the system, just hoped that the fake urine was legit.
Once my name got called, I went to the bathroom...the chick there put some blue liquid in the bowl and told me not to flush or use the sink. I washed up before I went in and did my deed. With no one in the bathroom with me, the process was as simple as...well...taking a piss! :)
I tried to make it real by "pissing" some of the liquid in the bowl and even a few drops around the bowl for effect. (gross i know). Next, I went back otuside, washed my hands again and that was that. The chick took my "piss" and put it in two test tubes. What shocked me was that no temp was taken. Though I took care to make sure it was at the right temp anyways. Maybe it was laziness or negligence but either way she didnt check the temp.
So basically that was it. After that I left, and now ill be waiting 2 days for the results. Now the real issue is how good the synthetic urine is at showing up normal on their tests. If anyone has information about that, I would be very curious to hear about it. BTW, i bought the "number 1" from puck technologies.
I would like to hear from anyone about info about this fake urine. This is my story, if anyone wants more info just holla.
Good luck!!