New to Cannabis, in need of detox!!!

[antmoney]

I Love chiefing!!! Although I have been presented with a once in a lifetime opportunity. So now i have roughly one week to Detox. How can I pass a drug test, with no room for error...?

[stinkyattic]

You can start by figuring out which forums to post in, and not making mulitple identical threads....

[antmoney]

I thought I was High!

[make it legal]

Uh well it depends. How many times and how often have you smoked since you started?

[antmoney]

about every day for a while now... Yeah I'm a big pot head

[make it legal]

i thought you said you were new now you say you're a big pothead? which one is it?

[antmoney]

new to the site, but not to cannabis...

[make it legal]

oooh ok. Well then; do you know what kind of test it is or what? You really didn't give any details. Is it a piss test? Blood? Hair?

If it's piss, are they going to watch you piss or are you in a room by yourslef?

If they just send you into a room alone to piss then all you gotta do is substitue with someone elses piss and make sure it's the right tempurature.

[antmoney]

their going to watch me, pee!

[make it legal]

shit. um... if you want to spend lots of money then buy a whizinator

other than that i dont know what to tell ya. sorry.

[Not2Good7]

Yeah.. I was looking through different sites and I think that the fake penis (a.k.a -whizzinator)... Is a REALLY Great Idea!!

[Dazed4now]

"New to cannabis" is the title of the thread man
u aint gotta lie to kick it
i'd say get a piss clean test

[Jimbob1310]

lmao im so bakd and this thread is hilarous, "their going to watch me pee!" my reaction "HA hes fucked"

good luck finding a new job.