Help! Need advice, drug test rapidly approaching

[flourpower]

Hi everyone-
I need help! I have a test coming up, I think I can get away with waiting until Friday or maybe Monday to take it. I got ready clean for women at a local shop, but I don't know if I'm going to take it.
I'm a chronic user, many times daily, and I got a new (and really good) job out of nowhere, I would've stopped for awhile had I known. I'm 23, 5'7", 135lb. The last time I smoked was... Wednesday. They wanted me to test on Friday, thank god I live in a different town so they are mailing me the forms & stuff, they sent it today, I think it'll get to me Thursdayish, and they were nice enough to say take it at my earliest convenience since I have my original job & stuff here. I'm thinking I could get away with early next week.
I've been drinking everything in sight, cranberry juice, gatorade, water, alcohol,(although apparently liquids don't help much) and I've gone back on adderall (I do have a rx) to hopefully speed up my metabolism. At the same time, I don't really want my employer to know I have ADD.
So now I am thinking about getting some synthetic stuff, I don't know if they'll have someone watching- but it'd be really nice to just SMOKE again now, what with the stress of worrying over the test. :) I didn't know how complex the synthetic urine was, it sounds like most people pass with it, I kinda want to return the ready clean and get fake stuff.
I tested myself a few days ago, and tested positive. I'm going to try to keep flushing my system until I have to take their test, I'd rather use my own piss at least for the first time, since I don't know their procedure, if they'll watch me, etc. I'm going to retest myself first obviously... does anyone have any advice?? Everything I;ve read on detox kits seems like they don't work 100% of the time, and I don't want to waste my money either. If anyone has any advice or helpful hints, that'd be awesome... Has anyone failed a test with synthetic urine? Can their tests detect it? Is there any way to help flush my system naturally? Help!

[happiestmferoutthere]

I vote for subbing! I subbed. If its for a job you should most certainly be allowed to pee unobserved. The only way to fail with synthetic is to get caught. The labs cant tell the difference. I can tell you I was a lot more calm, KNOWING I had passed then I would have been wondering if I had. Mine went smoooooth. Real smooooooth! Then you can keep smoking and be the happy flourpower I know you are!

[enjoi]

I wouldn't really worry if I were you, either substitute or use a drink like Detoxify ReadyClean. No one I know has failed a drug test using ReadyClean but all stopped atleast 48 hours before the test. You may be naturally clean within 1 week, but I wouldn't risk a good job over it. I've passed a drug test after heavy smoking for 2 months with 6 days of being clean and another after 3 days when I smoked a week or two straight before it. Everyone's different so times aren't going to match everyone but for the most part it is a MYTH that it takes 30 days for THC to be out of your system (there are a few exceptions, having a high bodyfat definitely will make it take longer, but 30 days is still pushing it). I think the best thing you could do is get yourself a bottle of detox and drink it about 2-2.5 hours before you plan on testing, wait an hour and a half or so after you drank it and urinated a few times until it starts becoming neon then use a home test again to verify you're going to pass for THC. Adderall WILL show up on the test as amphetamines (sent to the lab can determine the exact type) and I suggest that if you don't want them to know, use detox just to mask that. Good luck with whatever you choose to do!

[koda68]

Don't risk it, sub! I'm chronik, tried all the dilution stuff/drinks nothin worked, lost a couple a good jobs thanx ta that, now I don't screw around. I use quick fix syn. urin in my urinator, both worth every penny!! just took a DOT pre employment monday, and sittin here smokin while I type !! ya could get by without the urinator, but quick fix is a must,used to just sweat this process out! not any more oh by the way ya might want two bottle's of quick fix, glad I got an extra cause I needed every drop ! collecter split my sample four ways, didn't even put a line on the cup, said give me all ya can then used every last drop!! one bottle would have never been enough, first time for that one. Anyway if ya like food on the table.... sub it girl!!! DON'T RELY ON THAT DRINK THING!!! good luck

[flourpower]

So somehow my half-assed cranberry detoxing worked(i think bc i smoke so often?), i tested myself and came out negative, and i passed their test too, i got the job! So now i am making more money, and buying better weed! :D
oh, and i returned the detox stuff and bought some quick fix, just in case they ever random test. thanks so much for all of your advice guys, you're awesome! :jointsmile:

[jelly49]

Hey, that's awesome, congrats on getting that job and passing! How long did you wait before finally taking that test? I am lagging on getting back to a job about their offer, I want the job, but am lagging to buy myself more time to get clean. It's been exactly 7 days since I smoked, and I tested myself at home with a strip test that tests for 50ng/ml of weed...and I came out negative after one week of mad detoxing with cranberry juice, water, and some lame detox crap from a health store. Do you think I'm good if I passed the home test? I smoke almost everyday, not huge quantities, but quite often.

Any thoughts would be appreciated! Congrats again!