Paris Hilton

[Psycho4Bud]

:S2: Just saw on the news that she's looking for a pardon from Governor Arnold for her 45 day sentence.

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money but it won't get you too far,
Get you too far

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[birdgirl73]

I wish someone'd put her behind bars for 10 years instead of 45 days. . . .

[stinkyattic]

Even Martha Stewart handled herself with more class than that.
What a whiny spoiled bratty rich bitch.
I hope she gets a good cell mate... by 'good' I mean someone who is in for a WHILE and has eliminated most habits of personal hygeine from her daily routine...

[HeallyRi]

what was it that she did?

[Psycho4Bud]

I hope she gets a good cell mate... by 'good' I mean someone who is in for a WHILE and has eliminated most habits of personal hygeine from her daily routine...

They'd probably get along great.......I'd hate to see what would crawl out of Paris's thighs.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[geonagual]

I wish someone'd put her behind bars for 10 years instead of 45 days. . . .

Damn, that is harsh...

But, on the other hand..I think staring 45 days is scaring the shit out of her. I bet the jail she is going to is minimum security anyway so it will not be that big of a deal.

P.S. I really dont know anything about this story

[Psycho4Bud]

what was it that she did?

Paris Hilton must serve 45 days in Los Angeles County jail on charges she violated her probation from an alcohol-related reckless-driving conviction last year, a judge in California ruled yesterday.
Sideshow | Party's over: Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail | Inquirer | 05/05/2007 (http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20070505_Sideshow___Partys_over__Paris_Hilton_sent enced_to_45_days_in_jail.html)

I wonder what Skinks opinion is on this........hell, Arnold should give Skink a pardon first!!!:cursing:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[timothylearyisdead]

I'll chuckle when she dies.

[birdgirl73]

Damn, that is harsh...

But, on the other hand..I think staring 45 days is scaring the shit out of her. I bet the jail she is going to is minimum security anyway so it will not be that big of a deal.

P.S. I really dont know anything about this story
It was kinda harsh, I guess. But I'm just so sick of the whole posing, partying brainless "celebutante" routine. She's famous for being famous and nothing else. I think she gives smart women a bad name. If she were more intelligent and did something good for humanity, I'd have a different opinion of her, I suspect.

[dusto2k3]

yeah, that girl belongs in Trail Park Boys,

[Psycho4Bud]

yeah, that girl belongs in Trail Park Boys,

LMAO! She'd fit VERY well in most trailor parks in my area.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Skink]

I wouldn't mind sharing my cell with her,,,better than sharing with Bruno...

[stinkyattic]

They'd probably get along great.......I'd hate to see what would crawl out of Paris's thighs.
:
Hmmm.... Jimmy Hoffa's body? Justin Timberlake's career?

[JaggedEdge]

I'm sure most of the women in prison won't take nicely to a spoiled bitch like Paris. I hope the sentence isn't overturned. I think it is a bit harsh, but I dislike her a lot and hope she enjoys her time in jail.

We know Paris though, she will make the best out of the situation and release a sex tape of her and her cell mate...

[Skink]

I think the sentence is all showbiz...

[Cannaman1ac]

she violated probation...for RECKLESS driving....my cousin got killed by a drunk, anybody that does it TWICE deserves to do time no matter who u r..it means u dont care about the consequences...people who violate probation on weed go to jail all the time and their not putting anyone in direct danger

[JaggedEdge]

she violated probation...for RECKLESS driving....my cousin got killed by a drunk, anybody that does it TWICE deserves to do time no matter who u r..it means u dont care about the consequences...people who violate probation on weed go to jail all the time and their not putting anyone in direct danger


Yeah, her whole argument is that she didn't realize her license was suspended, but on the news they said the letter the city sent informing her was sitting on her front seat.

[iStaaHi]

hahaha,

"Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered Hilton, 26, to report to jail June 5. He also refused any arrangement - work release, furlough, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring - that would keep Hilton out of the county lockup. If Hilton does not surrender as ordered, the sentence will be increased to 90 days."

[timothylearyisdead]

Hmmm.... Jimmy Hoffa's body? Justin Timberlake's career?

Actually JT's not doin so bad these days

[Skink]

Yeah, her whole argument is that she didn't realize her license was suspended, but on the news they said the letter the city sent informing her was sitting on her front seat.

I think they said it was in her glove box,,,and I can see here ignoring the letter altogether as well as seeing her ignoring what was in it...

I am going to jail and I was parked,,,she was blatantly defying the law... But I still think this is all show biz...

[xcrispi]

I agree w/ the new sex tapes idea ,
They need to lock the bitch up w/ the likes of Big Bertha or 1 of the other female Rock Bosses so they can OWN her skinny ass for a month and a half while the rest of the cell block makes home movies .:thumbsup:
Crispi :jointsmile:

[Cannaman1ac]

lol i got the tv on and it just said the guy who arrested her got a standing ovation at church this past sunday

[Psycho4Bud]

LA, USA, ABC network officials have admitted that there is a show in the pipeline for the Hilton trollop to record whilst doing stir.

"We are in the final stages of negotiations with the Prison Governor who has agreed in principle to what we are trying to achieve" Said an executive at ABC, "We had a few wrinkles to iron out, like who would do the filming etc.

"Fortunately there are a few camera women already in that particular penitentiary, who, we will hire for the duration of the charming Miss Hilton's stay"

According to our sources, the rest of the all female film crew will be committing some minor misdemeanours over the next week, just so they will get banged up with the leggy knickerless slapper at the same time.

Ms Hilton is unhappy about her "on/off" friend Nicole Ritchie, who has apparently refused to join in and will not be with Paris on the inside "Fcuk that shit!" the always eloquent Miss Ritchie stated. "I isn't doing no prison time for dat biatch, and anyway, my agent said I shouldn't hang out with fat people any mo'!"

Janice (Knuckle Cruncher) McKinney has jumped at the chance to have her cell made over. "I have been here for 18 years, staring at a grey wall" said the cauliflower eared six footer cheerily "If they don't change it soon, I swear I'm gonna eat someone's fingers again"

Unfortunately, due to prison rules, the décor du jour, will be limited to paint and fabrics as laid out in The State Penitentiary Decorating Guidelines and Conditions circa 1982.

These colours being:

"of such a manner as to not incite aggressive behaviour"
and

"to be such that they bring a calm and restorative effect upon the demeanour of the individual undergoing penal servitude and by turn encourage a reflective/pensive state that engenders the ability to return to society as a productive, tax paying member"
TheSpoof.com : Paris Hilton to host "Cell Make-Over" show! funny satire story (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i18481)

LOL....Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Cannaman1ac]

lol u had me in the first couple paragraphs

[CattyWampus]

You people are being mean. There is simply air between her ears and that is all and therefore she cannot remember how to act like a regular human being.

[Psycho4Bud]

This is good.............
YouTube - Paris Hilton Jail (http://youtube.com/watch?v=GxCkoqhtOqg)

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[friendowl]

this is stupid
if they treat paris like everyone else
than she will do 5-15 days out of 45
la jails are crowded with real criminal bitches
this is just a message for youngsters

[Skink]

I heard Britney was going to make a guest apperance to show her snatch...

[smoke it]

lol. she'll get torn up in the la jails.

[stinkyattic]

It just occurred to me... no way are they going to let her keep her extensions in... we'll get to see how ratty and nasty her real hair is. Nice!

[Skink]

Hey maybe Jessica Simpson can do a pimple commercial too...

[Beano]

Fuck prison, get her doing some hard labour.

:)

[mrdevious]

I'm just gonna out and out say it; I wouldn't mind at all if Paris were killed today. This society's sick obsession with celebrities is bad enough, I worry even more for the fate of humanity when we start idolizing someone for being a stupid spoiled whore.

I really wish humanity would step back and reexamine our values.

[Nochowderforyou]

Send her to jail man. She broke the law just and got a sentence given to her just as any other Joe Shmoe would. Just because she is Paris Hilton she shouldn't get a reasonable sentence? Fuck that! Drunk driving is serious shit in my eyes and what she got is fair. It's a month and a half, and I'm guessing not in maximum security facility. Suck it up princess, you deserve it.

2 pairs of pants, 2 pairs of shirts, 2 pairs of socks, 1 bra...have fun in jail hunny. :p Maybe it will open her eyes and tell her because of who she is, doesn't make her any less of a criminal or jackass as any other drunk driving loser out there.