I am thinking of learning to cat juggle. Do you think this is wrong?

[geonagual]

If you didn't know..(pst..avatar)
I am a juggler
I can pretty much juggle 3 of anything under 20 pounds.
Do you think it would be wrong to do this?
Looks very scratchy:eek:

[BlAzInIt4:20]

i love jugglers, takes more talent then people think. but its still awesom.. i can kinda juggle but im not good better at hackie sack for sure...

[Skink]

not if the cats enjoy it and it looks like they do...

[geonagual]

not if the cats enjoy it and it looks like they do...


Thats true..
I didnt think of it that way..
the only bad part would be practicing..I would hate to miss throw and them bang their heads. definitely would have to de claw. Maybe it is a possibility.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

lol u betta not, u better practice with something similar to a cats size and weight befor eyou start throwin cats around lol... stonerrrrr:thumbsup:

[geonagual]

lol u betta not, u better practice with something similar to a cats size and weight befor eyou start throwin cats around lol... stonerrrrr:thumbsup:


Thats true...
I wonder if you can buy rubber cats anywhere?

[BlAzInIt4:20]

u caan practice with rubber chickens lol

[Skink]

declawing is inhumane... You want to get good at something you have to withstand the pain...

[geonagual]

declawing is inhumane... You want to get good at something you have to withstand the pain...


Your right.,,"No pain, no gain"
Just have to make excellent throws everytime or else..

[rebgirl420]

yeah declawing is awful, its like cutting off the bone to your knuckles. And this is just wrong! haha poor kitties! Doing with some hedgehogs and i'll be impressed

[geonagual]

yeah declawing is awful, its like cutting off the bone to your knuckles. And this is just wrong! haha poor kitties! Doing with some hedgehogs and i'll be impressed

are they under 20 lbs? Cause a hedgehog sounds heavy..and they stink. I would think.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

na id still want to see the cats.. lol

[rebgirl420]

are they under 20 lbs? Cause a hedgehog sounds heavy..and they stink. I would think.

Here are a few

[Reefer Rogue]

This better be some kind of sadistic joke.

[Weedhound]

Those hedgehogs are adorable!!!!

as for cats....piss one off and you're better off dealing with a great dane. Can you find a few great danes under 20lbs?

[fasterspider]

The Jerk was a funny movie that we just watched the other day and Steve Martin did cat juggling already.
You are about 28 years too late.

[josh g]

Hahahaha this is funny! :thumbsup: And it wont matter if you practice with them,
cuz cats will always lanf on their feet! haha, and they'v got 9 lives..

[geonagual]

This better be some kind of sadistic joke.


Its hard to tell, huh?

[nightlight]

Thats true..
I didnt think of it that way..
the only bad part would be practicing..I would hate to miss throw and them bang their heads. definitely would have to de claw. Maybe it is a possibility.

declawing is far more inhumane and fucked up than juggling cats. both ideas make me want to puke though.

[Reefer Rogue]

Its hard to tell, huh?

Ba dum chi

[psykoactive420]

wasnt this being done down in Mexico in the movie "The Jerk" with Steve Martin

Great movie!

[geonagual]

Ba dum chi

Thank you. Thank you.

I will be here all week.

[Pipe Dreams]

I must be going to hell for being immoral. I dont see the cat juggling or the declawing to be humane. Then again, would you want to have three cats takin up your house space and expecting to be juggled all the time? WHat if youre driving down the road and the cats want to be juggled? Youre gonna be fucked then man...

[smoke it]

go for it dude. juggling cats would be awesome.

[pass_the_dubbie]

Ugh...:(

I read this thread wrong and thought you said you were gonna teach your cat to juggle...Dammit that would have been amazing.

[geonagual]

Yeah, there are a lot of good points on here. I think I am going to do it. I will go down today and see if I can adopt 3 kittens of different colors. I figure I should get them young that way they will think flying in the air in different patterns is fun:)

[Coelho]

Well... though im against any harm or abuse against any living thing, i have a special dislike for cats, so in my opinion you should juggle them at your will... probably when youre good enough to juggle with perfection, the cats will even enjoy... so, go for it, and good luck!

[Coelho]

I dont mean to hijack the thread, but as it is about cats, i will post a link for a video i just watched. Its from the same site which have the video about the cat and the crow, but this one is far funnier... i think the man is crazy... he surely needs to smoke one and chill out...

Tourettes Cat - ebaumsworld.com (http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/220/)

the man's yelling is sooo funny... it seems he really mean it! :S2:

[AnonKilla]

Nah.

[Kenn]

mmm thats a hard one ,you could start with cats then advance to skunk juggling ...lol now that would be worth seeing.....lol

[BlAzInIt4:20]

ur a dork... u kno ur not gonna cat juggle lol

[slipknotpsycho]

try something better, like molotov cocktails (mess up on that and it could be the last mess up you do) or machettes.... looks cooler...

[GHoSToKeR]

Fuck cats, I juggle women.

[slipknotpsycho]

Fuck cats, I juggle women.

so you fuck cats, but juggle women? :p why?

[GHoSToKeR]

so you fuck cats, but juggle women? :p why?

Don't judge me, man.



:D

[Eazy]

my cats fat, he wuld eat ur hand....

[Samwhore]

Try a porcupine.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

cat juggling has a long and honorable history. it's a little known fact that winston churchill juggled cats to relieve stress and abraham lincoln's first job was as an apprentice cat juggler. in the middle ages cat juggling was used as a way to settle minor land disputes and watching cats being juggled was considered an aphrodisiac in 12th century luxembourg. even in times of war cat jugglers have always been allowed to travel freely and in turkmenistan it is still considered good luck for a virgin to be urinated on by a man juggling cats.

[4gan2ja0]

go for it man, im sure if you taught them from a young age, theyd grow to accept it as a part of life. plus its pretty damn funny to watch:thumbsup:

[Skrappie]

I think tossing cats is a great idea. It's more fun when you throw them at things, then just aimlessly in the air to catch though.

[4gan2ja0]

plus i think the tourettes cat thing is way worse than juggling precious little kitties.

[mamma puffpuff420]

[quote=geonagual]If you didn't know..(pst..avatar)
I am a juggler
I can pretty much juggle 3 of anything under 20 pounds.
Do you think it would be wrong to

geo. my good friend
juggling is very cool
but not with animal's
i am extreme animal activest
that would b cruel and inhumane
and u can tell by that pic. that it's fake(2 me anyway)
please dont do that
not only can u hurt or kill the poor cat
but u could get some serious damage 2 urself
PLEASE dont try this

[mamma puffpuff420]

cat juggling has a long and honorable history. it's a little known fact that winston churchill juggled cats to relieve stress and abraham lincoln's first job was as an apprentice cat juggler. in the middle ages cat juggling was used as a way to settle minor land disputes and watching cats being juggled was considered an aphrodisiac in 12th century luxembourg. even in times of war cat jugglers have always been allowed to travel freely and in turkmenistan it is still considered good luck for a virgin to be urinated on by a man juggling cats.

i dont believe this at all
please tell me where u found this shit so i can ckeck it
that's a bunch of bullshit

[Weedhound]

You know, I do remember hearing that about Winston Churchill......:D

[FLORIDA MON]

I'm not sure that the cats will dig it. Shit, they already freak out over anything.

I'm sure that being repeatedly tossed into the air is no exception.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i dont believe this at all
please tell me where u found this shit so i can ckeck it
that's a bunch of bullshit
i found this information the same place i find most of my "little known facts", the latest edition of the Encyclopedia Absurdica. this particular tidbit was found under G, between "gullible" and "gotcha".

[CattyWampus]

I would buy a ticket to see this occur.

[dusto2k3]

unless you have mice cat are friggin useless. All they are is large rats.

Ever thought of making a feline magarita?

[geonagual]

WOW!! I didn't realize cat juggling was such a phenomonon.




Cat Juggling, much like goldfish swallowing and leprosy before it, is yet another bizarre fad which "captured the minds of young people everywhere" and will likely fizzle out within a year or two. But not before it winds up with a special on ESPN 2. Or at the very least a mention on the "Lighter Side" of the major 24-hour news stations. Yeah, like those damned talking heads need one more thing to banter about.

Cat jugglers are a large and varied group encompassing all ages and ethnicities. Except Jehovah's Witnesses. They think that cats are unclean.

The popularity of cat juggling has exploded in recent years, thanks in no small part to its heavy dependence on controlled substances. In some localities, cat juggling has supplanted wild parties and Dungeons & Dragons as the vehicle of choice for introducing drugs into a social setting. Even Kitten Huffing is feeling the heat.

[Skink]

If the cats did not like it or did not think it was fun they would just scurry... I actually think they enjoy it... cats look cute and cuddly,,,but they are a very resilient and adaptable animal...

[stinkyattic]

Geo, can I give you some cats to practice on? Bunch of feral ones that have drrrty cat sex behind my friend's azaleas at night, especially when the humans are trying to enjoy a nice evening cocktail without having to listen to yowling and carrying-on. There's plenty... take as many as you want!

[Reefer Rogue]

Thank you. Thank you.

I will be here all week.

What a coincidence, me too :D

Keep on tokin and cat jugglin *eats cheezeburger*

[delusionsofNORMALity]

wow-
dirty cat sex.

reminds me of my younger daze.

[stinkyattic]

DoN, have you since upgraded to dirty lion sex?

[Samwhore]

What a coincidence, me too :D

Keep on tokin and cat jugglin *eats cheezeburger*


WHAT?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

nah, the sort of things that i progressed to are not usually spoken of in polite society.

(or impolite society for that matter)

[Reefer Rogue]

WHAT?

whoops :o

[delusionsofNORMALity]

these burgerz of cheez must be eradicated.

[Reefer Rogue]

Mmm, burgerz of cheez :D

[geonagual]

So, I went to the pound today, to take a look and see what kind of cats they had. Not as big of a selection as I would of liked.
I figure I will probably go with the older, uglier cats while I am still practicing. That way if they get hurt I wont feel as bad. :thumbsup:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i'd start with kittens myself, but i'm a heartless beast with little or no regard for other living creatures.

[Fengzi]

Juggling them little buggers ain't so bad, hell I'd use them for skeet. Do they make a lot of noise when you juggle them? Because if they didn't what would be the point?


"Pull"

[delusionsofNORMALity]

personally, i prefer knives to guns. i must admit that the idea using them fuzzy little critters as targets is mighty appealing.

[Weedhound]

Start with dead cats. It's easier. :thumbsup:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

no challenge.

[Weedhound]

Well you make a good point there DoN. They do seem to lack a certain bouyancy don't they?

PS...burgers of cheez, lol.

[BlAzInIt4:20]

:stoned: you did go to the pound i didnt believe you when you told me.... and now looking at these pictures i believe ya... dang boy.. :D ur causing quite a stir in the cannabis world. hehe...

[MastaChronic]

go for it man, but dont blame me for the lawsuits that may occur

[Polymirize]

I'm just trying to imagine how that would work. I think it would be pretty hard unless you managed to grab the cats by the scruff of the neck everytime...

I think you should probably invest in 3 ferrets first. Try juggling those little guys and see how it goes. They're probably a lot easier to snatch out of the air and toss around...

[grasshopper420]

well i wont let you juggle my cat and im pretty sure my girl wont either but as long as you dont hurt them im ok with it ooo dont scare the kitties either cats can fuck you up man be carefull they really bite hard they can scratch but fuck can they bite

[Beano]

If it feels good, do it.

That is all.

[Weedhound]

Beano.....are you speaking for Geo or the cats?

[Skink]

the best thing would be to find a ferrel litter... just toss the kittens and catch them and if they think it's fun,,,your in...

[Beano]

Beano.....are you speaking for Geo or the cats?

Geo

>_>

<_<

[blazed_babe]

well i wont let you juggle my cat and im pretty sure my girl wont either but as long as you dont hurt them im ok with it ooo dont scare the kitties either cats can fuck you up man be carefull they really bite hard they can scratch but fuck can they bite

yeah, uh, definitely no juggling my cats or yours!!! :) my cats get pretty fucking crazy when they're high, which is most of the time...so maybe they wouldn't mind? hah maybe i'll let you try sometime soon when we're baked... ;)


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[lagstronaut]

FUCKING DO IT! juggle everything in the fucking world as long as it pisses some people off. juggle cats, juggle dogs, juggle babies over a pit, juggle open bear traps, juggle dog shit in see through bags, graverob and juggle your late grandparents' skulls at a family reunion

[4gan2ja0]

i dont mean to ressurect a thread... well i guess i do, but what happened? did you end up doing it or not?

[geonagual]

i dont mean to ressurect a thread... well i guess i do, but what happened? did you end up doing it or not?


I tried and I tried..but the cats just do not like it..I have some nice ass scratches to prove it..
So, cat juggling is OUT..

NEXT...

[4gan2ja0]

hahaha, at least you tried man. and now youve got a crazy story next time youre in the circle:thumbsup:

[4twentE]

I must be going to hell for being immoral. I dont see the cat juggling or the declawing to be humane. Then again, would you want to have three cats takin up your house space and expecting to be juggled all the time? WHat if youre driving down the road and the cats want to be juggled? Youre gonna be fucked then man...

:S2:

What the hell, man?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

I tried and I tried..but the cats just do not like it..I have some nice ass scratches to prove it..
So, cat juggling is OUT..

NEXT...

maybe you just need to practice or maybe you just haven't found the right cats. it seems to be a worthwhile dream and those are hard to come by. keep trying and even if it doesn't work out, you can always eat the cats.