I'm an IDIOT!

[geonagual]

NO! NO!

I am now the KING of Idiots:thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

Whoa, do you know who you're talking to here? Don't steal my title away from me. Not only did I buy a $20 DC adapter when I needed an AC, I killed a pigeon by accident, so please, I am THE idiot of idiots. :D

[geonagual]

I appreciate the buffer and all of the killing you have done to achieve the title of "idiot of all idiots". But, I am there with you. Is there a way we can start an idiots club? I will take a seat on the board committee. Even if it is way in the back in the corner.:)

[LIP]

Can i be treasurerer? Or weed supplier to the "club"

Idiot? - I tripped into a door once, fell back onto a cabinate, cut my arm and hit the back of my head whilst landing on my ass and jerking my back badly.

[JaggedEdge]

I burned the shit out of my hand while touching the metal toaster to see how hot it was.

I want to be head of the PR department.

[Nissan_420sx]

I sneezed while breaking up some bud earlier today...like 2 joints worth went everywhere...I could only salvage like maybe 3/4 a joint >.< (this has happened multiple times...I never think to turn my head away)

Can I be Head of human resources?

[slipknotpsycho]

I burned the shit out of my hand while touching the metal toaster to see how hot it was.

I want to be head of the PR department.

wiat that was you? i remember the thread but i couldn't remember who did it.... Geo is king idiot, you're king dumbass :p

(the diffrence you ask? idiot = someone who doesn't know better.. dumbass, someone who knows what will happen but does it anyways...)

[JaggedEdge]

wiat that was you? i remember the thread but i couldn't remember who did it.... Geo is king idiot, you're king dumbass :p

(the diffrence you ask? idiot = someone who doesn't know better.. dumbass, someone who knows what will happen but does it anyways...)

Haha. In my defense I didn't think about the toaster being metal. I'm used to the safe toasters that are covered with plastic... Cheap pile of shit.

[slipknotpsycho]

cheap pile of shit :p shit, full metal appliances were the shit... these cheap ass plastic shits are always breaking down on me...

[Samwhore]

I stuck a fork in the toaster just too see how bad it'd shock.

[Skink]

Sorry,,,I'm smart...

[mfqr]

I once overdosed on caffeine. Who's the idiot now? Me. :)

[FreeVenice]

I turned on a obviously cracked lightbulb one time, just to see if it worked. . . Thank god I did it in a lamp and not on my ceiling, cause I would of been assed out. . .

[LIP]

I stuck a fork in the toaster just too see how bad it'd shock.

I did that with a knife once trying to get my bread out that got stuck in it and i didnt think i'd shock myself. I supose it's like the time i changed a lightswitch without turning off the electic,

[Reefer Rogue]

Whatever floats your boat.

[smoke it]

i was thrown in a fire by my friends and i was sober. i thought i would go all the way over it... i was wrong. :(

[mamma puffpuff420]

Can i be treasurerer? Or weed supplier to the "club"

Idiot? - I tripped into a door once, fell back onto a cabinate, cut my arm and hit the back of my head whilst landing on my ass and jerking my back badly.

by all mean's

[mamma puffpuff420]

i dont know where id start with all the idiotic shit ive done in my life
i want 2 b the queen idiot

i'll mention 1 rite now
i put a pop tart in the toaster and when it popped i just reached down and grabbed it
biiiiiggg mistake
the blister's went clear across my palm
took well over a week 2 heal

[Polymirize]

You're all freakin geniuseses. But if you want to talk about being an idiot...

I once thought I was more powerful than God himself, and so I once raised an army of the undead and laid waste to a small town in eastern europe. It was supposed to be the dawning of a new communist utopia, but all too quickly corruption and decay started at the highest levels of the undead leadership. The new society failed, the dream died. I had been such a fool.

[NextLineIsMine]

I once rode on a unicycle with my hands tied behind my back to prove I could. I fell forwards...

[Kenn]

Weve all done idiotic things im sure, does that make us all idiots?

[Greenport]

the first time i met my girlfriends parents i didnt have my glasses on. I jumped threw there screen door. Had to get a new 1 :D

[stinkyattic]

I picked up a hot wok barehanded off a commercial wok-ring (most of you will never see one, it's a hole in a concrete counter about 28" in diameter with a SERIOUS fire underneath), not noticing the other line cook had been using it just before... Burned half the skin off my thumb and palm. Then in the same week I was making fajitas drunk and sliced the tip off the SAME thumb while cutting onions... Right in front of like 4 friends...
Can I be the idiot's club caterer plz?

[JaggedEdge]

I picked up a hot wok barehanded off a commercial wok-ring (most of you will never see one, it's a hole in a concrete counter about 28" in diameter with a SERIOUS fire underneath), not noticing the other line cook had been using it just before... Burned half the skin off my thumb and palm. Then in the same week I was making fajitas drunk and sliced the tip off the SAME thumb while cutting onions... Right in front of like 4 friends...
Can I be the idiot's club caterer plz?

But all our food would end up being red... :D

[stinkyattic]

But all our food would end up being red... :D
WEll yes but mostly because I cook with a lot of chilies... mostly... :D

Oh! That reminds me of another stupid kitchen stunt! I grew 'fooled you' jalapenos in my garden last summer but apparently I'm an IDIOT and got the labels switched with the REAL ones... being the idiot I am, I was messing with my friends and was like, hey, wanna chile? They aren't hot at all... and chowed down... yeah right... wrong plant... Have you ever drunk an entire half-gallon of milk at once?

[Skink]

I picked up a hot wok barehanded off a commercial wok-ring (most of you will never see one, it's a hole in a concrete counter about 28" in diameter with a SERIOUS fire underneath), not noticing the other line cook had been using it just before... Burned half the skin off my thumb and palm. Then in the same week I was making fajitas drunk and sliced the tip off the SAME thumb while cutting onions... Right in front of like 4 friends...
Can I be the idiot's club caterer plz?
I pulled a SS frying pan out of my 450° oven... I was finishing a 2" Filet Mignon,,,LOLzz,,,fucked up a great dinner...

[hempplaya]

how about having my car door open and backing it up and knowing a tree was in the way yet leaving the door open and hitting the door on the tree and it breaking off?

can i join

[Eazy]

ruin upstairs to grab fone in my own house, i run with a bound lol so head went up 18 stitches on head scalping ma self kinda grew abck sept scar, hit back on concrete step and was like ow

[LIP]

Roughly 5 times a week my feet catch a door as i open it and i walk into the edge breaking my nose and hitting my head - damn my size 14UK - or size 15US feet.

I break my nose so often it doesnt bleed anymore, nor does it hurt really. I think the cartiliage has left me.

I dropped a pair of ladder onto my face and my nose broke their fall once.

And once i was chopping down a tree with my old man, and as it went it took a phone cable with it. So there was this cable just in the middle of the road and the house next door had no phone line. So we had to call BT and they had like 5 vans and a cherry picker LOL - me and my dad gave up gardening that day - it invloved too many vans.

And what makes it funnier is technically it was my fault coz i didnt pull the rope to swing the branch over - i was stoned at the time and forgot LOL.

He still thinks i was pulling rofl/

I forgot what this thread was about now.