lmao laxative story

[robert42]

Well last nite i went to my mates house, hes been ill latly had bad cought and shit and he was takin medication which was empty in his bin so i asked to look at it and i noticed it contained DXM so i sed as a joke we should trick our other m8 by fillin the bottle up with LAXATIVE and tellin him its cought medicine with DXM in so we did!

So we filleld it up and were with r other m8 and were talkin and smokin and i sed do u wanna get fucked up he sed yea so he knows about dxm and when he saw the label sed the contents on the bottle had DXM in he decided to down it.

A HOUR LATER My mates on the fuckin toilet releasing fluid out his arse lmfao it was so funny he drank so much it just poured out of him like he was pissin out his ass crack lmfao.

[XTC]

HA! Once at work this guy always asked me to get him something to drink from where ever I went. He always like to get orange soda and he would always say Ill pay u back or the next meal is on me, which was total BS. So I bought some orange liquid flavored laxative. Which totally tasted like orange pop. So I bought his usual orange soda but only filled it half way up with pop and other half with the laxative. Now remind he is at work, a stock guy lifting and carry very heavy things. He said his ass was on fire lol. It burned so bad coming out. OMG I couldnt stop laughing when he told me this. I finally spilled the beans to him that it was me. He wasnt very happy. Oh well This guy get this He asked me for an 1/8 of weed and I was okay Ill see what my guy can do. I get him the 1/8 hand him the weed and he is like Ohh Ill pay you someother time I only have 5 bucks. What a putz

[robert42]

lmfao :) my m8 has still got ring sting lmao

[imagoober]

that was a great story i needed a good laugh, thanks

[koshea]

haha, one time my brothers friend wanted to try bars (xanex) so they gave him laxitive pills and said they were a pecial kind of xanex called a "playboy 66" he poped them and soon enough he was on the shitter for about 2 days..haha

[kr1Nx01]

You guys are mean hahahaha

[PurplePotatoes]

Hahaha there was kids that would buy this powdered laxative from Publix that was orange and tasted delicious. So when they were going around causin havok at night, they'd eat handfuls of the laxative since it was so good. But when their time came, they'd run up to someones door or driveway and shit like there was no tommorow. And of course, the others would be laughing their asses off. I tried a little bit of it (in class, yes, they brought it to school), and it wasn't actually that bad (but no, I only had like a TEENY bit of it, so I didn't shit myself).

It's definitely going to be one of those things I look back on when I'm older, and realize how stupid we were.