Guys: Poll

[420marijuana420]

My friend asked me this today:

Would you rather have all your (guy) friends catch you fucking some one who they all considered unattractive or be caught masturbating. I picked unattractive but idk. You know either way they would always give you shit for it.

[geonagual]

I am not sure which one would cause you the most grief...I guess it would depend on how unnatractive the chick was...but being caught masterbating would be real embarrassing and show you cant score no chicks..so I choose..neither..cause I dont vote in polls. But it was fun.

[420marijuana420]

Ya but you know that they've most likely jacked off atleast once before, you just got caught. But you can always deny boning the girl. That's what made it so hard to decide.

[skatin_foo15]

uhhh getting caught masturbating wouldnt be too bad, i mean almost all guys do it so its not like they can call you a freak or something. id almost go with getting caught...but i dunno haha

[shoi]

u mean ur friends catch u masturbating... if so then that one

[stinkyattic]

I'm not a guy but if they are going to rag on you over an unattractive girl, you have some shallow-assed friends.
As for the spanking it bit, hey, if you get yourself caught in the act, hahaha you could use a little ribbing.. seriously, if your friends are over visiting, are you REALLY going to be ducking into the loo to hold a quick staff meeting?

[onequickmove]

this is a fucked up question; you mean you'd be embarrassed because your friends didn't think the girl you are having sex with is hot? that's pathetic; if you don't have enough maturity to not care what they think then you sure as hell shouldn't be having sex; my $.02

[Psycho4Bud]

this is a fucked up question; you mean you'd be embarrassed because your friends didn't think the girl you are having sex with is hot? that's pathetic

That's why people are eventually caught doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump.
A quote from an old friend, "Pride is a figure of speach for those who don't get layed".

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[slipknotpsycho]

if they caught me masturbating, i would be embarrased, but i would just simply say "like you don't do it.... now shut the door please i'd like to finish"

[Reefer Rogue]

I voted for masterbating coz i have high standards when it comes to women.

[JamaicanHerbMan]

I voted unattractive ..... I'm sure this has happen to more than one of us, but you get piss ass drunk pick up some chick at a bar, wake up in the morning go take a piss and wash your face then you look at the chick and think to your self OMG this one is ugllllllyyyyy....And trust me my freinds knew all about it and it was totally kool. I guess it depend on who your freinds are!!!

[russ-bob]

Well... I would at least have the excuse, "haha you dont get any so stfu" and who cares about looks anayways? Its whats inside that counts(for the most part).

I picked caught with the ugly chick.

[420marijuana420]

Well actually what he really said was "would you rather get caught banging a fat chick or beating off" I just modified it a little.

[beachguy in thongs]

Uhhh. The unattractive girl. It doesn't matter how old she is.

edit: I didn't say "it doesn't matter how young she is", so no funny ideas.

[mrdevious]

If I got caught masturbating I might as well have some fun with it, so I'd do the Dave Chappelle thing; Jump up, and run up to everybody jerking it yelling "alright everybody back or I'll fuckin' shoot!"
(Then perhapse demand money)

[MastaChronic]

id be fuckin that fugly pink stank

[thcbongman]

Honestly I wouldn't give a shit. I'd tell them to fuck off.

[originalblu]

unattractive girl,, then i could tell him i was drunk and still couldnt remember even having sex with her

[Pipe Dreams]

With the unattractive girl, atleast youre gettin some pussy.

BUT, with the caught masturbating... Thats just akward and embarassing.

I went with caught masturbating.

[rebgirl420]

Be proud of masterbation, everyone does it. Who cares?

[Pipe Dreams]

Be proud of masterbation, everyone does it. Who cares?


Im just sayin' I would rather be caught poundin' a fat girl than masturbating.:thumbsup:

[cannabis=freedom]

I picked the unattractive girl, for the simple reason that my friends have skyrocket standards, and a girl they all considered unattractive I'd probably find fairly hot.

[big smoke07]

I dont fuck ugly girls.




I let them give me blowjobs.:thumbsup:

[Skink]

I would rather screw Janet Reno...

[ex-stoner/new grower]

This is kinda a weird question, but I don't care about my buds knowing about either one...I get chicks and I still masturbate all the friggin time, and I've been with a coupl'a not so hot chicks, and alot of the times I get with the really hot freaks....I don't care though...It's just sex and it's just masturbation....I'll get my jollies off when I can...unless I'm in a relationship...I'm a freak in bed...but I am a monogamous man. All my buds know all this cuz I tell them.

[Beano]

Uggo beech.

...

At least i'm gettin' some.

[DryGuy420]

How about jerkin off on some skank? Been there once or twice,everyone has,really who hasnt had a drunken night where they tagged a skeeze? Guys if you say not me,you are lieing simple.

[IcedEarth]

I would rather be caught masturbating, everyone does it anyway

[higher4hockey]

id go with the unnatractive girl, because hey..."the one you pass up is the one you never had."

[RamblerGambler]

The unattractive girl. because no matter what your friends at the time, chances are you'll catch them making the same "mistake" later. Just don't make a habit of it.

[DR_CANNABIS]

well every guy gets caught wacking it at one point or another....

[Turtlepik]

What's wrong with fucking ugly girls?
I'm telling you now, my hand is no oil painting...

[Professor Dan K.]

i chose the girl because hey i would still be getting laid.

either way its not like i would care, why they gotta be walking in on me lol

[Pylon]

If I got caught masturbating I might as well have some fun with it, so I'd do the Dave Chappelle thing; Jump up, and run up to everybody jerking it yelling "alright everybody back or I'll fuckin' shoot!"
(Then perhapse demand money)

Rofl :giggity: :woohoo: Funny shit.

[beachguy in thongs]

Be proud of masterbation, everyone does it. Who cares?

Well, the last time that I was caught masturbating, it was by an unattractive girl...and I kinda had to sleep with her because my hormones were already pumping.

Should I have went over to her house, slept with her, and then went over to my friend's house where I'd proceed to masturbate?

[Ganj]

Well, the last time that I was caught masturbating, it was by an unattractive girl...and I kinda had to sleep with her because my hormones were already pumping.

Should I have went over to her house, slept with her, and then went over to my friend's house where I'd proceed to masturbate?

That is a name I haven't seen in a very long while. Last I remember we were discussing the utter greatness of Rush and Neil Peart or rather you were discussing it and I was agreeing. :D

[beachguy in thongs]

I agree...

Wait, what'd you say???

Oh, yeah. I agree.