Drug Test

[ScrewedSDan]

I've got an upcoming piss test and I just smoked this morning... the test will prolly be on Thursday. I've been taking niacin and drinking water... not lots of water but more then usual. I drank 1 packet of certo waited 1 hour drank another.... so 2.5hours after I took the first certo I took a piss test and came up positive.... that method didn't seem to have worked and I even used 2 packets.... any ideas?

Quick PLZ :(

[happiestmferoutthere]

Certo wont do much! Read the drug testing stickys and see what you need to do. They are very informative and easy to understand. Good Luck!:thumbsup:

[ScrewedSDan]

I've read the guides... basically just drink a shitload... that doesn't seem to work even if it seems I'm pissing clear water..... any other advice?

[happiestmferoutthere]

Can you sub? Will it be observed? Personally the dilution method didn,t work for me and I ended up subbing. I've not really heard real good things about the detox and masking drinks, but some people swear they work. Kind of hit and miss it seems. Not a whole lot of time to clean out, though if your test is Thurs. Pot can take any where from 3 days to 3 months to clear naturally! Very unfair for such a harmless drug if you ask me!

[ScrewedSDan]

Unfortunately I do not have the oppurtunity to sub... :(

[happiestmferoutthere]

You are screwedsdan!;) Seriously the best advice I could give is to follow IamN2pots sticky on dilution carefully. It has worked for a lot of people. They have detox drinks and masking drinks, like I mentioned, and SOME people swear by them. Other people SWEAR they are a waste of money! Some people say Certo works. Most people say it doesn't. Vinegar DOES NOT! That just tastes nasty! :( And you can always try to contaminate it to buy you more time, but that carries it own risks. Sorry.

[ScrewedSDan]

How do you contaminate it? buying more time might be a key

[happiestmferoutthere]

Well, I've heard of people putting powdered chlorinated bleach under their fingernails,using salt(but it takes a lot),vinegar or ammonia (not to drink- to put in the pee), but it stinks and messes with the pH and they usually test for pH.I heard of people using Visine, but I'm not sure if that works. You can use plain water but it would have to be warm, because temperature is a dead give away. I dont know. The only sure way is to substitute. Or dilute,aspirin,dilute! (Not TOO much, you can get water intoxication!) Other than that its a crap-shoot.:(

[ScrewedSDan]

I'm basically just diluting a shitload gonna use certo+aspirin+niacin and hope for the best.... I prolly fail but eh im a pothead :(
Anyways, for future reference... how fresh does ur substitute piss have to be? I mean if I get someone to pee for me say on Saturday how long is that sample usable?

[happiestmferoutthere]

Well, your best bet, if at all possible, is synthetic urine. The Only difference between good fake urine and real urine is dna, and they are doing a drug test, not a dna test! You can warm it up pretty fast. Synthetic urine has a shelf life of a year. Quick Fix is real good.
Real urine needs to be used in 8 hours, because it starts to grow bacteria but it can be frozen for a year in something air tight.:thumbsup:
Hope this helped!

[ScrewedSDan]

So... if I have someone piss for me... freeze it right away and then pull it out like 1-4hours before test?

[happiestmferoutthere]

you can thaw it out under hot water, or in the microwave for a few seconds. Not too long. Just make sure it reaches 94-100 degrees before you use it. Temperature is very important! Put it against your skin. That helps. You can buy a thermometer strip for cheap.

[ScrewedSDan]

I'm also kind of wondering... what if I do use substitution but its not enough pee?

[happiestmferoutthere]

It depends on the test. Usually they need 1-2 oz. But for mine they only used 3 drops! 2 0z. should be plenty.

[ScrewedSDan]

One last question... least I think its last.

What if they are like that is not enough pee even though it is like 2-4Oz.?

Thanks for all the advice and help.

[happiestmferoutthere]

It has to be enough. The most I've ever heard them requiring is 2 oz. It should be plenty.:thumbsup: Really!
Good Luck!

[MrGrinch]

Dude.....go to Super Wal-Mart into the jelly/preservatives aisle....look for SureGel.....its a powder that you use to make jelly......grab one box that comes with two packs in it......should be a buck or two......now go and grab some distilled vinegar for a buck.......at home take the two packets of SureGel and mix them into a large glass of water.....it will taste like lemonade with no sugar......drink that shit down at least 1hour and 1/2 before the piss test.......this stuff will taste like shit, but it's worth it........then, 30 minutes before the test turn up the vinegar and drink as much as you can stand to..... now drink water..lots of it....and you're gonna have to piss like 3 or 4 times before you take the test........when your piss is clear, you know you're ready........

[MrGrinch]

oh yeah........this stuff should coat your kidneys for like 5 or 6 hours.....................good luck!!!!

[ScrewedSDan]

Grinch I'm sorry but your advice is not helpful at all....
Sure-gel is the Certo crap I'm talking about it costs $2.97 a box at Wallyworld.... didn't work.... I piss clear cuz I drink lots of water not cuz im THC free.
As far as vinegar that I'm not sure of but I heard it don't work.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Sorry Dan. It seems this thread was interrupted by a science fiction transmission. I didnt understand a word of it! Vinegar doesn't help. Its an old wives tale. If you enjoy drinking vinegar, you can always add it as some of your liquid ;) Its the liquid. Thats the key!

[ScrewedSDan]

Well... I tried Certo and pure water piss but I failed... got results yesterday.
Anyways, I got another job interview on Tuesday that might piss test me cuz its 2nd interview...I got someone to piss 4oz for me and its in the freezer. Right before I go drive there (2hours away).... do I stick it in the microwave? will that cause bacteria to grow? Just hope I pass this time.

[FakeBoobsRule]

oh yeah........this stuff should coat your kidneys for like 5 or 6 hours.....................good luck!!!!

CERTO DOES NOT COAT YOUR KIDNEYS. WRONG.

[winston3338]

Well... I tried Certo and pure water piss but I failed... got results yesterday.
Anyways, I got another job interview on Tuesday that might piss test me cuz its 2nd interview...I got someone to piss 4oz for me and its in the freezer. Right before I go drive there (2hours away).... do I stick it in the microwave? will that cause bacteria to grow? Just hope I pass this time.I wouldn't put it in the mircro. The night before the test I would move it from the freezer to the refrigerator to thaw over-night.

The morning of the test I would use the heat pads or hand warmer pads to bring it to temp. If You can't check temp with thermometer they sell kids, stick on there forehead thermometers, that You can stick to the container.

Good Luck.

[ScrewedSDan]

Ok I stick the container with piss under my balls but whenever I take temperature its like 88 degrees... am I pretty much fucked?

[koda68]

Just got back from my pre empoylment DOT test, used the quick fix and the urinator, good thing i bought two bottles of the quick fix cuz i needed every drop, collector didn't even put a line on the cup ! said gimme all ya got, then split the sample four ways, had just enough!!! never seen that before an i've taken about a dozen of em. 4 OZ. of quick fix $80.00, urinator 150.00, peace of mind knowin I'm clean an have my job, priceless, masks don't work trust me, ya might get lucky! but if your cronik never, an always bring more than enough quick fix !!

[ScrewedSDan]

Do they actually watch you piss? or will they stand right outside the door? cuz like I said I'm pulling up my boxer briefs as high as they go to keep sample warm (only 88 degrees, HELP!!!) but ill look stupid as fuck if they see me.

[happiestmferoutthere]

For a job, they absolutely should NOT watch you pee. They might stand outside the stall, but you can do a lot in a closed stall. Dont act nervous. 88 degrees is pushing it! Temperature is quite important! Maybe tuck it more! Try to get that temp up a few degrees! TEMPERATURE IS IMPORTANT! Good luck!!!!!!!

[ScrewedSDan]

well.... this test will be in less than 10 hours.... I the piss frozen and I plan on raising temp and unfreezing in car on top of heater (DUH!!!!).... you sure this frozen piss is good?