Boners and the U.S. Military

[geonagual]

After seeing the jackoff thread just a few minutes ago, this popped in my head. Also, with the recent talk of people joining the Army and Marine Corps I feel it is my duty as a fellow stoner to give you the skinny on both basic training in the Army and Boot Camp in the Marine Corps.

and the secret is......

You will have no sexual desire during that time. The reason why is because both services put an additive in your food and drink that will cause you not to get a hard on. It is called saltpeter (read up) You will read how it is an urban legend and shit. But it is true. But luckily it does come back later to full staff. LOL.

[halfassedjediknight]

wait im playing mythbusters..

"The truth is that even the most tyrannical general wouldn't inflict the stuff on his men if he expected them to be of any use--too many side effects. Among other things potassium nitrate can cause gastroenteritis (violent stomachache), high blood pressure, anemia, kidney disease, and general weakness and torpor. It also has an alarmingly depressive effect on the heart. Too strong a dose and not only would you not be able to get it up, chances are you wouldn't be able to get up, period."

im not joining the army, thats for sure..

[geonagual]

Yep. It is an ingredient in gunpowder.

[420MissHighTimes420]

I'm not saying your lying ... but I know one guy in the army and he said that a lot of guys find there inner homosexual.

[geonagual]

wait im playing mythbusters..

"The truth is that even the most tyrannical general wouldn't inflict the stuff on his men if he expected them to be of any use--too many side effects. Among other things potassium nitrate can cause gastroenteritis (violent stomachache), high blood pressure, anemia, kidney disease, and general weakness and torpor. It also has an alarmingly depressive effect on the heart. Too strong a dose and not only would you not be able to get it up, chances are you wouldn't be able to get up, period."

im not joining the army, thats for sure..

I just read the same exact thing. LOL

They say it is a urban legend. But who are all these "theys". I would imaging the us government...shit...and who trusts them.
I have a feeling this is going to be headed to conspiracy. :stoned:

[Samwhore]

Oh no! No military men for me!

[halfassedjediknight]

I just read the same exact thing. LOL

They say it is a urban legend. But who are all these "theys". I would imaging the us government...shit...and who trusts them.
I have a feeling this is going to be headed to conspiracy. :stoned:

see this is why its so hard to trust even the internet.

its so hard to cite the source. because he said she said.

its nuts!

[geonagual]

I'm not saying your lying ... but I know one guy in the army and he said that a lot of guys find there inner homosexual.

I see your from Canada. Is that the canadian army? Not that it matters.
I didn't see any of that when I was in. I was in the Infantry in both services and that is not something that would be accepted well. Someone could be a victim of friendly fire or at the least a nasty blanket party. A lot more of that shit goes on more then you would believe.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

They put the same shit in your food in some jails, my ex was telling me about it..he said they did it so there wouldn't be any rapes. I believe it, I don't trust the government for one minute.

[JaggedEdge]

They put the same shit in your food in some jails, my ex was telling me about it..he said they did it so there wouldn't be any rapes. I believe it, I don't trust the government for one minute.

Yeah, they do put it in jail food. Maybe not all jails, but a lot of them. Some of the men in prison need a good raping though, like rapist and pedo's... I don't disagree with them using them in jails though.