Drug test today ! testing the "number one"

[roffelmeh]

so today i have a drug test and i got this yesterday

and heres what it has

Instructions

2 heat bags

and the pouch

now i was told this is the only way i had to go since i smoked yesterday and the test is today

the number was $80 were i got, so its expensive but it should work.


ok so i follow the instructions and it said to have the heat pads on for an hr at least and u have to take the test at 98 - 100 degrees

ill take the test today and let u guys know how i did on the test !

[roffelmeh]

and heres a pic with a shirt on

[roamer96]

good luck!!

[Reefer Rogue]

green shirts are definately pimpin.

[Cheery Cherry]

Yeah...good luck. I hope no one will stand by you and watch you piss.

[pabloescobar209]

Yeah...good luck. I hope no one will stand by you and watch you piss.

At a place I worked, they drug tested, and this guy got caught using the whole fake dick filled with piss thing... ive never laughed so hard.

[roffelmeh]

Ok.
so i took the test and im waitin on the results.

it was smooth, no one was in the bathroom with me so it was all good.
ive could have gone to the drug test high. :)

all i have to do is wait for a call in two to three days and ill let u guys know.

[LIP]

Well if you used fake piss you already know you've passed lol. Well done.

[geonagual]

Yeah, I have done it with the synthetic urine and it works like a charm.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Yeah, I have done it with the synthetic urine and it works like a charm.

I used # 1 also, and funny "it worked like a charm" were the same words I used! Pretty smooth, huh! :thumbsup: it worked for me. You cant fail a drug test with synthetic urine.(unless they are doing a dna test!) No worries!

[make it legal]

You got seriously ripped off. I get randomly drug tested because of my school and I make something similar to that except it is free. Yours is only slightly better because if someone is standing behind you. The only weird thing is that since you wear it high up under your shirt, it won't look like you're pissing if someone is behind you. It's better than mine because it's in a bottle and I have to dump it in the cup rather than having a tube like yours.
It would certainly not work if they stood in fron of you but no one does that.

[happiestmferoutthere]

Well, yeah $ 80.00 is a little steep. Mine cost $ 50.00, and I'm small, and a female, so I just cut off the entire belt and secured it in place with a pair of bike shorts under my pants, with the heat pack.. It worked wonderfully.;) It was almost unbelievable how easy it was to fuck THE MAN. Mine was 4 a job so they didnt watch me. They escorted me to the stall and waited while I did it, but they let me actually pee in private! Thank goodness for small favors!

[bent]

They better let you pee in private if its for a job!

[roffelmeh]

Passed. lol duh

[Bodom Children Of]

price is meaningless if you pass. A new job brings with it more money than spent of the device and that is just in the first check most likely. Well done roffelmeh.

I was discussing this and heard that sometimes they make you strip down and put on a gown, and to make sure you don't stash a bottle of piss underneath the arm they take your bloodpressure. I might just have to get a bottle of clean pee and wear some whitey tighteys.

[happiestmferoutthere]

"price is meaningless if you pass."


I agree 100%. A small price to pay indeed! When I bought mine I just told the guy " I need the best you've got". I didn't even ask the price. I would have paid many times more if I needed too.

Congrats, Roffelmeh! Well done!:thumbsup:

[yatman]

Can you guys tell me where you were able to procure this miracle device??? Im in the market for miracles at the moment!!

:)

[roffelmeh]

"price is meaningless if you pass."


I agree 100%. A small price to pay indeed! When I bought mine I just told the guy " I need the best you've got". I didn't even ask the price. I would have paid many times more if I needed too.

Congrats, Roffelmeh! Well done!:thumbsup:

small price indeed