Someone needs to develope this.

[JaggedEdge]

Ok. We all know car alarms suck. Who actually pays attention when they hear "BEEP BEEP REER REER WAA WAA REE REE BOOP BOOP..."

So this is what I propose. We start making car alarms that scream out curse words. If you were walking down the street and you heard, "GET AWAY FROM MY F*CKING TRUCK YOU STUPID, C*CKSUCKER MOTHER F*CKING C***," I think people will turn around and look. Plus, I think this alarm would sell so well, the company could agree to any tickets one might recieve for offending so many people. Or maybe even bale...

[4gan2ja0]

thatd be sick man, very funny to watch if youre baked. you didnt think of the most important thing though, how is dane cook gonna make fun of a car alarm thats already funny?

[JaggedEdge]

Dane Cook is a genious, he will be able to write new jokes. :)

[4gan2ja0]

good call

[GHoSToKeR]

I want my car alarm to play Zeppelin :D

[Turtlepik]

They already exist. Phoenix Nights, anyone?

"GET BACK, YOU BASTARD! I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!"

[Dr.Hashman]

How about your car says in a middle aged women's nice and calm voice but highly amplified. Kinda like those messages in Harry Potter than read themselves in the voice of whoever wrote it. I would choose my old American History teacher for the role.

"Hello, I have come to find that you would like to steal this car, but I cannot let you. For I have promised to be faithful and only let my owner drive me, and you are definitely not my owner.

Thank you for not stealing me and have a nice day or night, I can't tell which it is since my day/night sensor broke.

(Pause 5 seconds) You know what, I really should gett that fixed, I need find some way of telling my owner, I think he would gladly replace my sensor as he is a very nice guy. Could you tell him? I'm sure he is not far from here by now?" (Car waits for reply)