Codenames

[IrkenInvader]

Anyone else use euphemisms for smoking pot or getting high in their group of stoner friends? I think this might just pertain to people who have parents who might listen in on the phone or whatever, but codenames are cool nonetheless. Ours is "playing the sims" and the mj is "the sims cd." For example...
"Hey, you want to go play The Sims at my house tonight?"
"Sure, you still have my Sims cd, right?"
Some girls I know from school have a much better euphemism, "drinking coffee." Codenames are awesome

[StarcommanderX]

here we use "wank the wanker" so on weekends were like "who wants to wank the wanker tonight?" in fact i use it so much, my parents think im gay now.

[InhaleItALL]

We call it reading books. haha.. "Have you read any good books lately?"

[juggalo420]

usually, do you wanna blaze?
or, you wanna toke?

[bONgRiPs]

if we're driving, i'll ask every1 if i can start smoking cuz sometimes there will be a lot of traffic or the driver wants to get on backroads or something so we say....

-smokers ready?
~ready!
-smoking...
~smoke away!

lol i think its preety damn nifty

[recneps]

me and my freinds call it kicking up mittnes

[FrenchInhale]

Me and my friend say "Hey you wanna go see what Titus is doing?" That way when we are with a group of people everyone thinks we are going to see some guy noone but me and my friend know so they don't try to follow us. Cause I mean hey... who really likes sharing their weed with 5 people?

[KennabisCranium]

if we're riding our bikes at the time we call for a safety check. if we're amongst other people and we need to get away to smoke we say we have to go to choir practice.

[Kid Dynamite]

We used to say "do u wanna go play football?"

but now we just say "you wanna go smoke up?"

[koshea]

weed = flowers

flowering = smoking, also known as gardening

waterfall'd = STONEDDDD

polinated = decently high , see "levels of high" thread


parents think me and my friends are just real into gardening

[Mello.as.Hello]

my friends and I were passing a blunt in a 6-person circle. We watched several hours of "Doggy Fizzle Televizzle", a tv-show on MTV hosted by Snoop Dogg. Ever since, we've used "Izzle" as our word. For example:

"You got any Izzle?" (Do you have any marijuana?)
"Just a bizzle" (I only have a small amount of marijuana.)
"You wanna roll up out of this heezie?" (do you want to leave, and smoke your marijuana?)
"For sheez." (By all means. Lead the way.)

Or, to discuss a future purchase:

"Hey, you wanna throw down on izzie?" (Do you want to buy some marijuana?)
"Yeah. I can do a deucie- skeef an ocho?" (Yes. I can spend $20. Do you want to split an eigth-ounce of marijuana?)
"Hell yeah." (Of course.)

Thus, we end "Izzle for the dizzle in this heezie for sheezie." Good Day. :D

Side Note -- We do not normally speak in "Doggy Fizzle". Just when referring to weed.

[t0ke]

we use guitars to talk about weed

like

strings = joints
guitar = pipe
pedal = bong
music = weed

[silentbob9898]

mountain dew-weed
doin the dew-smokin
thats pritty much it or ill be like hey wanna smoke some reefer

[Buck268]

had this chick freind used to call the herb "Wally"... Go pick up Wally, go hang out with Wally, have you seen Wally, and so on...

Usually its wanna burn? Got any smoke?

[slipknotpsycho]

hell yal get all technical with it when i need to hide what i'm saying but still need to say it (which is vary rare) i just stay stuff...lol like hey you got that stuff.....or when are you getting that stuff? no one's every said anything about it yet.

[Chongzbongz]

me and my friend usually use skateboarding tricks... really simple:
"we should go and do some ollies"- we should go have a toke
"i should probably pick up a skate mag tomorrow"- i should but some weed tomorrow
"lets go skate"- lets go get baked
"hey, you got any good stickers?"- hey, you got any good weed

this usually works around the parents cuz they dont know what we're talking about for a definate... and it works great since im only 15 and i'd get in a bunch of shyt

[UserName AlphaNiner]

"want to start a fire?" (weed)

"dude, let's burn some rocks" (Weed)

"Yo,you want to pay a visit to our unkle?" (LSD)

"You wanna venture through the planes of non-sobriety?" (anything, really...i just like to say it a lot...has a ring to it.)

"let's get some balloons" (nitrous, of course)

"where's the bitch?" (coke)

"You seen O.P. lately?" (opium typically...and a friend named O.P.)

"Let's get low" (weed)

[bowlsnapper2012]

we call weed hector and alchi norton so its like "hey are u down with hector tonight?" lol also i use treasure for weed and treasured for high lol

[playoffs]

Being that I'm in a frat as well as a bunch of my friends, we use the name "Pi Omega Tau" to talk about pot.

[Purge]

Me and my friend say "Hey you wanna go see what Titus is doing?" That way when we are with a group of people everyone thinks we are going to see some guy noone but me and my friend know so they don't try to follow us. Cause I mean hey... who really likes sharing their weed with 5 people?


lmao! dude thats fucking awesome

[Purge]

alright my best friends mom had friends stay at there house for a while..and the peoples son was retarded, his name was joe menino...so one time me and my friend realized that jm(joe meninos initials) was mj(mary jane) backwards. we though it to be only proper to refer to weed from then on as joey. and alchohol is willy...i think i was fucked up one time and it just clicked haha..

[kr1Nx01]

A pretty obvious "euphemism" me and my co-workers use is:
"Hey, you wanna hit up the spot today?" (Would you like to hotbox one of our cars after work with a blunt or two?)
"F'sho" (Yes, we'll bring our cars from point A[whereever we're parked] to point B[the inconspicuous spot away from most other cars] in our work's parking lot and smoke lots of weed)

Haven't hit up the spot in a while though... hopefully tommorow my boy hooks me up with some mids so I can get HIIIIIGGHHHH!

[DragonZord]

Me and my group use a code I personally came up with. Some of the slower ones still get lost and don't understand. ;)

We go 'bowling.'

[puffiepuffiepass]

hey
wanna smoke it up after school=lets go to greg opals house tonight
i have alot of weed=dude gregs house is awesome
i love weed=me and greg are gay
do u have any weed=have u been to gregs lately

[explicit]

wanna go hit some zoot = lets go smoke weed
lets get weed = hey lets go buy some weed
wanna cruise? = lets do a blunt cruide
where you goin to be at tonite? = where we smokin weed tonight

nothing to special

[slipknotpsycho]

hey
i love weed=me and greg are gay



i think i would rather just admit smoking weed before i would use this as code around my parents or anyone for that matter lol but it made me laugh my ass off when i read it and i haven't been fucked all day....

[SomeGuy]

lets go study...

[Trace Evidence]

if parents are around we normally say:
"got ne coke my mom hasnt gone shopping in a while"
me and my friends all drink coca cola like no other, it is our pop, like hardcore so they think were talkin about the pop and beings its normally followed by somethin like "yea, i picked some up yesterday" or something simmilar, and we'll grab a coke makes it even less supisious

[slipknotpsycho]

but what if you wanted to know and your mom had just gone shopping and bought a whole bunch of coke?

[THC4UandME]

well when i was younger we use to say "wanna go fly a kite" ( wanna go get high) obviously

[mysteria]

I name my pieces and just say "Hey, I haven't spent time with (name) lately."
Or "Let's zoot this shit up"
Or I just turn to someone and say "We need to take care of something very important."

[DragonZord]

Or I just turn to someone and say "We need to take care of something very important."

Thats the best one I've read so far.

[RunawayAmbulance]

"Eating cheese"
"Drinking cheese"
"Rolling up a nice cheese ball"
"Usin' the cheese"
"Eatin' a cheese sandwhich"
"Gettin' a nice cheese pipe to eat cheese out of..."

Pretty much anything as long as it has to do with cheese means pot for us.

[blueberryspecial]

STUDYING great my parents love it and its great. Yo u been studying latley is -r u high. Got ur books on u?- got some trees? LETS STUDY!!! -obvious....

[Likes to build bongs]

Me and my friends use "the Pest", It's a bad movie that I got on dvd. I used to keep my pot in there and put it on my shelf, because nobody wanted to watch it so, no one would open the case. It's also a good way to smuggle pot to your friends house.
"Bring the pest" - Bring some pot
"wanna watch the pest" - wanna smoke some pot
"I hear you got the pest special edition" - I hear you got some good pot
"wanna go buy the pest" - Wanna go buy some pot
ect...

[shells5609]

My friends and I just use the code do you want to hang out? for do you want to smoke? and then I tell my parents that I am going to hang out with ____(friends name). It works everytime :baggy:

[Heifter_Crytape]

maybe some of my collegues arent as enthusiastic about this one as i am-

'let's go talk to gandalf!'- you can probably imagine how one day this came to be

like i said, not for everyone:hippy:

[SirReal]

Every time one of my co-workers went out on his breaks to smoke pot he always told our general manager (who knows everyone there smokes up) that he was "going to feed the geese" so me and my friends have taken that page from his book. we also refer to reefer as nacho cheese as thats what it got sold to me as from the back door of taco bell.

[DivisionBell]

I just say, "wanna go moke?"
yes "moke"
it may confuse some. but wont confuse my stoner friends. :)

[Gunner420]

Me and my friends use "the Pest", It's a bad movie that I got on dvd. I used to keep my pot in there and put it on my shelf, because nobody wanted to watch it so, no one would open the case. It's also a good way to smuggle pot to your friends house.
"Bring the pest" - Bring some pot
"wanna watch the pest" - wanna smoke some pot
"I hear you got the pest special edition" - I hear you got some good pot
"wanna go buy the pest" - Wanna go buy some pot
ect...

lol thatd be funny if like yur nephew or cousin or someone came over and was lookin for movies and was all like "hey!...lets watch this! THE PEST!!" lol he opens it ands all like.....eh?

[dankkeeper]

This thread reminds of this video: YouTube - Ali-G Drugs (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HqZKW1WEVlM)

Ali G goes off listing like 20 names for weed.

[sordid]

since the mormons started handing out free bibles outside the school we call it "bible study"...because you can make dank joints out of bible pages

[Nightwolf1772]

we say hey man u got any food latly normally we smoke at parties so we say stuff like ima go pick up the food or if or rents are around also we say were going fishing

[Dest]

sometimes when we are infront of people we say "wanna go play halo" (wanna go smoke) and we also call it "subway"(weed) some times and eating fresh is smokeing :) .

[Boricua]

we called it "aciendo asignaciones" In english that means "doing homeworks" For me that is the perferct code. Your parents will never scold u if your talking about homework.

[Iplaybass182]

PURGE that is really wierd I know a retarded kid also named Joe menimo actaully he goes to my school wierd. But normally we don't say much secretly we just don't talk of it around others.

[Kyrandian]

This is a pretty risky thread. If cops do monitor these forums, now they know your lingo. Not smart.

[MFer]

Pokemon-Want to go smoke? "Wanna play some pokemon today?"
Bulbasaur-Weed "Check out this bulba i got dude"

We named alcohol "Squirtle", but it doesnt have the ring, so we just say Lets go get drunk

When standing outside of school in the morning, theres this kid that no one really likes, kinda tall, some excess fat, annoying, absolutely OBSESSED with video games(I mean, I love my video games, but he takes some things way too far), and he's inlove with us pretty much. We accept him into our morning circle, we aren't going to hate on him. And when we're around him and we talk about "pokemon", he seriously thinks we're talking about pokemon. It's a fun show to watch if you know what we're refering to.

[thecreator]

We say studying and the war of Austrian succession. Hey you want to read up on the War of Austrian succession? Were stoner's with a library card :D

[jessem98]

My codename is weeed, yes weeed (the 3rd e is silent)

[skatin_foo15]

haha we call sessions safety meetings. so parents think were being responsible when they hear us saying "hey guys remember the safety meeting tonight" lol

[SmokeyToker]

i love how there so many different crazy slangs.
lets see.. ive called weed.. jollyranchers, diet coke, doritos,...
then theres always
SAB- Smoke a bowl
SAC- smoke a cig
LAB- load a bowl.

me and my friend have a little thing we always do she will ask if it kashed, ill say yeah, shell say time to load another bowl, ill say yeah, then ill say is it time for an assisted cigarette drag and shell say yeah..and hold the cig up to my mouth so i can get a drag when im LABing.
im always calling cigs smizzledrizzles.
ways we describe highs.
blasted. cheeched. blizted.... various others.
i bet theres so many others.. i just dont remember.

[Greenhit]

We usually go out behind my buddy's place to smoke. Behind his house theres a little creek that we kind of stand in a line in front of and watch the water flow or the occasional fish/turtle swim by (in the summer). So now we say "hey wanna go look in the ditch?" We still laugh about it, it's been around 10 years since we looked at it for the first time =). OMG my 2way just went off and somebody asked if I wanted to "look in the ditch!!?" This is karma!

[RamblerGambler]

My personal favorite smoking reference is Brainstorming, as in:
"I just got out of class and need to write a paper, want to go back to your place and brainstorm?"

Needless to say, all other info relates quite easily.

[JaMakin07]

eat lunch = smoke

get lunch = pick up

eat breakfast= wake and bake

[LIP]

fancy a joint? - fancy a joint. Why use codenames?

[YahtzeeG]

since we used to play a lot of poker... we used to call it playing holdem and drinking was playing omaha (another type of poker