R.I.P. hammer

[Professor Dan K.]

we are gathered here today in rememberance of the hammer that served me oh so well over the past 2 years.

yea so yesterday i stayed home sick (no joke i felt like shit). so a couple buddies i normally go out to lunch with call me up and ask if its straight to use my piece on the account of my absense. i say its cool and they come pick it up and plan on giving it back to me the next day.

so im at school this morning and one of them texts me sayin the other broke it... my heart sank, thought it was a sick joke, but nahhh hes gone.

he told me he was taking it outta his pocket by his locker and it fell out and shattered.

this was my 3rd piece but it was by far the one i used the most, it was my baby. it was a nice little hammer, he was small but packed a killer punch, had some thick ass glass too and now hes gone...

ohh well guess im makin a trip to the import house now lol

felt like id give you guys a reason to smoke another one :thumbsup:

[Jaerl]

I feel for ya, I had my nice lil pipe, Mopey by name, for almost a full year, my friend used it once and he dropped it between the seats onto this metal screw thing. Was so sad..

[LegalizeTheGreen]

wow, taking it out of his pocket at his locker. GG. no offense, but that was damn stupid, and it isnt hard to believe a bumbler like that could break your piece. i hope you dont trust him with your shit w/o you from now on.

[Professor Dan K.]

it wasnt like that at all

he had it in his pocket at school, he was taking other things out of his pockets and putting them into his locker, look at the piece it hooks on things pretty easily. id still trust him with my new piece but.... hes never gonna hear the end of it lol

[User Name Here]

yeah sorry man lol. He's in heaven dancing with pink bongs. in fields of weed.

[russ-bob]

I bet he made up the story and he took it for himself. Or maby it broke i usaly tend to see the evil not the good.But I guess either way R.I.P hammer. The glass needs a proper burial...

[orangeman]

I didn't get to read all the way through the post first, was too high and didn't realize "Hammer" was in a pic at the bottom lol. I thought Hammer was a nick name for one of your friends and shit lol! Sorry Hammer died though :(.

[Professor Dan K.]

hahaha orangeman nah,

im going to my head shop tomorrow gonna pick out a nice replacement piece, funny thing is the kid started sketchin after he dropped it so he jumped to pick it up off the floor and cut his hand lol

ill post my new one hopefully tomorrow

[horror business]

I thought MC Hammer died.

[Samwhore]

I'm sorry, that sucks, I love the flower.

[the_camel]

That pipe is fucking ugly.
I'd rather throw it at the floor than drop it.
He pobs did do that, and just lied to you.
May be a nice "smoke" but seriously that thing is Fugly.
Looks like your hitting a cock with warts, and a fat bell end.. :S

Defo not cool.

Realistically the whole RIP thread was a waste of time, Inanimate objects really dont care about anything. Im pretty damn sure.

Also your friends a fuck tard for going to school with his pipe, a glass pipe...
School Kids (YOU) + Anything of Value/Sentimental value (Your gay ass pipe) = Fuck up..


Hhahahah bet your wishing you had a metal pipe now... eh?

But yeah seriously get over it man, go roll a joint or something...
Pfffffffft

[TallCoolOne]

:( This is truly a sad day. I'm so sorry. A good smoker such as yourself must never go through something like thisd. I smoke in your name today.

[orangeman]

That pipe is fucking ugly.
I'd rather throw it at the floor than drop it.
He pobs did do that, and just lied to you.
May be a nice "smoke" but seriously that thing is Fugly.
Looks like your hitting a cock with warts, and a fat bell end.. :S

Defo not cool.

Realistically the whole RIP thread was a waste of time, Inanimate objects really dont care about anything. Im pretty damn sure.

Also your friends a fuck tard for going to school with his pipe, a glass pipe...
School Kids (YOU) + Anything of Value/Sentimental value (Your gay ass pipe) = Fuck up..


Hhahahah bet your wishing you had a metal pipe now... eh?

But yeah seriously get over it man, go roll a joint or something...
Pfffffffft

Did you fucking bring this thread back up just so you could insult him? Wow you really have no life do you? Get a life you loner.

[Rutherford The Brave]

That sounds pretty suspect, id bet one of them took it for themselves.

[rebgirl420]

Thats horible, id make them pay for a new one.

[4twentE]

Hhahahah bet your wishing you had a metal pipe now... eh?


What kind of pot smoker wishes for metal over glass? Someone who does not know about the true taste of good weed. Amateur. Don't be such an asshole.

RIP Hammer. I know how it is. I've had thousands of dollars worth of glass pieces and my friends have broken them all. I've never broken one of my pipes. All my friends' fault. Can't wait to get a new slide and put my mini bong back in action. Haven't smoked a water pipe in forever.

[cannabis campbell]

Metal pipes are cheap you can get them for as little as £2 - £5 in the uk, the glass ones however are at least £20 and go up a lot higher every true stoner knows glass pipes are better.

[budsmoker]

I thought MC Hammer died.

lol thats what i was thinking

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

too bad but sounds suspicious :blueknife:

last night i hit the ugliest pipe i have ever seen (this is nowhere near it) but man this thing was UGLY but its all good it hit nice and it was free from a kid I DONT KNOW

[burnable]

I recently had a taste of how it feels to lose a loved one. It's different if the item is new, like I had a percolator and it was sweet but shatterd about 10 days after I bought it. I felt nothing, didn't even want the kid responsible to replace it. But this guy, T-Bong, fell off of an ill-founded spot on an ottoman and hit the rim of the bathtub and from my view on the toilet it seemed shattered.

But after I looked at the aftermath I realized it was in exactly four neat glass pieces with ground zero at a spot at the top of the water chamber that doesn't need to be water tight. The Red Bowl and slide were perfectly intact. I realized I could easily use epoxy resin and restore the bong to its normal functional state.

Those few minutes while I finished pooing, not realizing the minimal damage that actually occurred, were surreal and devastating. There are so many memories embodied in this masterpiece that I've had for 2.5 years. I would not accept that all the dru-hunk idiots I had handed it to all those months were able to miraculously hand it back to me intact, and I broke it on the john, not seeing it fall in time to catch it because I was staring at a time magazine.

I hope this cynical addendum will not be too obtrusive as Hammer's demise occurred some three months ago. thanx 4 your time
Ps this all happened on friday the 13th. eerie

[TallCoolOne]

What kind of pot smoker wishes for metal over glass? Someone who does not know about the true taste of good weed. Amateur. Don't be such an asshole.

RIP Hammer. I know how it is. I've had thousands of dollars worth of glass pieces and my friends have broken them all. I've never broken one of my pipes. All my friends' fault. Can't wait to get a new slide and put my mini bong back in action. Haven't smoked a water pipe in forever.

EXACTLY! Fork over the extra cash for a nice glass pipe, it is well worth the investment. Metal is crap. As are plastic bongs.

[EmericanStoner420]

I bet he made up the story and he took it for himself. Or maby it broke i usaly tend to see the evil not the good.But I guess either way R.I.P hammer. The glass needs a proper burial...

how would he take it for himself? the dude has a picture of it broke at the top fo the page

[orangeman]

Lol honestly you don't smoke weed, I'd be surprised if you've been smoking for more than 2 weeks or so. If you REALLY honestly think metal pipes are better than glass pipes..even more if you think glass pipes are NASTY then I can truly say you've never had good weed. You don't even taste the glass so that only leads me to believe you're tasting the horrible taste of your weed. Schwagg it is? And you don't have to be made of money to be able to afford a freggin glass spoon, you can make way more than $30 within a weeks worth of work even with a minimum wage job! How can you not afford that? Rather spend it on toys huh lol? But seriously if you're just here to cause troubles you really can go some where else. No body has time for that shit.

[Gorlax]

Damn That happened to my friend. I just sold him this pipe we went out to smoke. He handed it to his friend to hold. seconds later he pulled his phone out and out flew old bessy. Shattered into a million broken dreams. But I still had 10 dollars that I blew 5 seconds later

[TallCoolOne]

Lol honestly you don't smoke weed, I'd be surprised if you've been smoking for more than 2 weeks or so. If you REALLY honestly think metal pipes are better than glass pipes..even more if you think glass pipes are NASTY then I can truly say you've never had good weed. You don't even taste the glass so that only leads me to believe you're tasting the horrible taste of your weed. Schwagg it is? And you don't have to be made of money to be able to afford a freggin glass spoon, you can make way more than $30 within a weeks worth of work even with a minimum wage job! How can you not afford that? Rather spend it on toys huh lol? But seriously if you're just here to cause troubles you really can go some where else. No body has time for that shit.

word.