View Full Version : a stoned thaught i just had
the j0ker
04-24-2007, 06:01 PM
ok what if a field of giant weed plants grew and it was some strain of weed that was more powerful than anything on this earth like the most potent shit in history and there was a field of it somewhere the size of texas or something and it got set on fire and hotboxed the earths atmosphere and the smoke was so strong that everyone that could not handle their weed dropped dead but all us stoners knew how to handle our weed and we were the only ones who survived and we were just sitting around the earth all veged out and after we came out of it the only people left on earth were all the stoners of the world that would be the shit, maybe not i dont know i am fucking baked right now that is all i know
Boricua
04-24-2007, 06:12 PM
LMAO!! You could do a movie with that bro.
:D
the j0ker
04-24-2007, 06:25 PM
i bet the world would be a better place to live after that happened though
It'd be a much better place. They would be no war, no evil - just weed. And a fuck lot of it too. And it'd be free.
If only THC was toxic to anti weed morons. - Ha, well those morons think it is lol.
Snake2389
04-24-2007, 07:23 PM
we would run out of food pretty damn fast
nduncan492
04-24-2007, 07:29 PM
haha, yeah we'd all starve for sure
the j0ker
04-24-2007, 08:45 PM
It'd be a much better place. They would be no war, no evil - just weed. And a fuck lot of it too. And it'd be free.
If only THC was toxic to anti weed morons. - Ha, well those morons think it is lol.
hell yeah lip i'm with you there if only it was there wouldn't be nearly as much bullshit going on as there is in the world today hell probably not any accept for running out of food
slipknotpsycho
04-24-2007, 08:49 PM
haha, yeah we'd all starve for sure
we could eat the anti-weed morons first....
Reefer Rogue
04-24-2007, 08:50 PM
what if biodome had ganja in it :stoned:
we could eat the anti-weed morons first....
We could cook them on burning weed.
Frivolous248
04-24-2007, 09:13 PM
We could eat the weed, parts of it are nutritious and can be used for nourishment. Shit dude, we could fucking live off that shit, smoke it, eat it, fuck it.
That'd be tight though. Need a LOT of fucking weed to produce enough smoke to hot box earth though.
We could eat the weed, parts of it are nutritious and can be used for nourishment. Shit dude, we could fucking live off that shit, smoke it, eat it, fuck it.
That'd be tight though. Need a LOT of fucking weed to produce enough smoke to hot box earth though.
Indeed. And it's fiberous so we'd never have problems shitting.
And the seeds are really good for you too. All our cooking could be done with hemp oil, and obviously we'd be using that to run our cars - and our cars shall be made from hash. And we can use soapbar for the wheels - since that's what's in it lol.
Beano
04-24-2007, 09:18 PM
I would buy stocks in Visene if i had prior warning of such a fire.
:D
KiEfBoyjBm
04-24-2007, 09:20 PM
We could eat the weed, parts of it are nutritious and can be used for nourishment. Shit dude, we could fucking live off that shit, smoke it, eat it, fuck it.
That'd be tight though. Need a LOT of fucking weed to produce enough smoke to hot box earth though.
lol...I haven't laughed all day...this would be so hilarious/awesome. I think it would reveal some crazy shit to us too...you'd be walking around looking for some food and see some hot chick still alive...and you wouldn't even have to ask if she would like a toke. :D
Excellent post! :thumbsup:
Frivolous248
04-24-2007, 10:05 PM
Indeed. And it's fiberous so we'd never have problems shitting.
TOILET PAPER!
We'd wouldn't have to worry about toilet paper because well, I'm sure you can make that shit out of that.
Ooh, since were on the subject I saw an ep of pimp my ride for like earth day 'n shit, they made some seats outta hemp, it was tight. Then they made a joke and all stood in a circle like That '70s Show and acted all stoned.
We could DEFINITELY live off fucking weed man. Amazing it has so many goddamn uses and in the situation where in now then people still don't want to use it because of its recreational use.
Reminds me of a king of the hill ep where a hippy dude asks hank to sign something to legalize hemp "whats hemp" hank asks and when the hippy tells him all the uses hank is like "Ah, thats government over-regulation for ya', I'm surprised its not legal" then the guys like "Well...its basically marijuana" then hank is like "AHhH!" and drops the sheet to legalize it. Ah, ignorance.
KiEfBoyjBm
04-24-2007, 10:08 PM
^^ I've seen that ep of king of the hill..."AHhH!"
Cheech and Chong would be presidents together! And we'd rotate the throne, starting to the left.
the j0ker
04-25-2007, 04:00 AM
ever seen the ep of king of the hill where hank hits a joint thinking it's a cigarette and only takes one little puff and when the guy whose jay it is tells him what he's smoking and hank starts trying to puke and then he goes out to his truck and is like i'm too wired to drive and is freaking out over one tiny hit now that's ignorance for ya or hank hit some good weed most likely ign orance though
I'm suprised, that stoned thought was actually sweet. Nice joker.
rebgirl420
04-25-2007, 04:03 AM
and then we could rade walmarts across the country for oreos, chips, pie, ice cream, steak, anything and just go wild!!
passitplz
04-25-2007, 04:08 AM
and then we could rade walmarts across the country for oreos, chips, pie, ice cream, steak, anything and just go wild!!
can u say stomachache? lol
but yea i actually told my freind bout that stoned thought there lol. thought it was pretty sweet
PIE! I want PIE. Oh damn, im starving.
MadSativa
04-25-2007, 09:43 AM
ever seen the ep of king of the hill where hank hits a joint thinking it's a cigarette and only takes one little puff and when the guy whose jay it is tells him what he's smoking and hank starts trying to puke and then he goes out to his truck and is like i'm too wired to drive and is freaking out over one tiny hit now that's ignorance for ya or hank hit some good weed most likely ign orance though
He says "I must induce vomiting" he started tripping out funny shit main:pimp: :pimp:
MadSativa
04-25-2007, 09:45 AM
ok what if a field of giant weed plants grew and it was some strain of weed that was more powerful than anything on this earth like the most potent shit in history and there was a field of it somewhere the size of texas or something and it got set on fire and hotboxed the earths atmosphere and the smoke was so strong that everyone that could not handle their weed dropped dead but all us stoners knew how to handle our weed and we were the only ones who survived and we were just sitting around the earth all veged out and after we came out of it the only people left on earth were all the stoners of the world that would be the shit, maybe not i dont know i am fucking baked right now that is all i know
I know too many people who dont smoke and that would suck when their dead.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:
Greenport
04-25-2007, 09:52 AM
ill play the evil villain in the movie ok?
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