View Full Version : Hella Lotta Weed
josh g
04-24-2007, 06:42 AM
Ok here's a big bag-o-weed. Now im sure as hell not that worried about wasting a bit. :stoned: 
I helped my best friend sell a SHITLOAD of his harvest, so he gave me this.
(Bags in the bottom left is the weed i sold)
So guys help me out, i just wanna find the most creative, big, weird, crazy, ways to smoke all this.
Any suggestions are welcome! :rastasmoke: 
P.S. i just made a huge joint consisting of 8 papers. and well it fell apart.. ill keep trying!
ToDrunkToFish
04-24-2007, 06:47 AM
Dude. I fucking hate you.
Hmm a weird way? The weirdest way ive seen someone smoke weed was we had this huge box. My friend sat down and we cut out two eye holes and a mouth whole. We rolled a blunt, put the box on him and put a towel around the bottom. We all smoked and exhaled into a side hole. And he would hit it and we would just take it outa his mouth lol.
At the end he lifted the box. And I swear he must of been burnin up. The box was Hot-Boxed. Ha, hot boxed, in a box. 
Or make a HUGE fuckin steamroller. Go find the biggest god damn PVC pipe ever.
Or you know what? I hear theres a crazy 20 font bong here in Michigan. Come take a stop by me and ill be sure to show you this bong. Its magical.
josh g
04-24-2007, 07:05 AM
Oooh i gotta try the box! But for this ill use one of those huge boxes you put ur luggage in!
hahahaha! Id love to stop by some time haha.
Delta9 UK
04-24-2007, 07:28 AM
Make some Honey Oil (BHO) then you can make THE blunt to end all blunts with a mix of buds in Honey Oil.
Shit, I'm excited thinking about that for you :)
I see that one bag has "Special" written on it - Yum :) Nice looking herb - enjoy!
josh g
04-24-2007, 07:34 AM
Yeah i never knew exactly what that "special" was for but whatever.
Ok imma make some oil now, thanks! :thumbsup:
I'd do what Delta said - make a little honey oil [then again, you've got enough to make a hell of alot] and then dip the buds in it. Leave it for a little while, roll up a normal size blunt and blow the socks off your mates!
CheebaMan
04-24-2007, 12:49 PM
one way to smoke it is to share it with me !!:stoned:
J-dubb206
04-24-2007, 03:40 PM
go for a record of the worlds biggest blunt :jointsmile:
Andrew Nguyen
04-24-2007, 04:25 PM
I would experiment so much if I had that much herb.
tokin'smoker
04-24-2007, 04:41 PM
that is so much fucking weed.
Jack the Tripper
04-24-2007, 05:10 PM
Few ideas...
Grind up a blenderfull, then sift it for kief
Sell an ounce of it, and use the money you get to buy a big crazy hooka bong. Then have a hooka party!
Experiment with baking it... get a few recipes from that forum. 
Try for a day eating NOTHING but stuff you've made yourself with weed in it
Make some green dragon.
Make a few dozen 1 gram baggies up and use them to trade for anything else
Make a few dozen 1 gram baggies and use them to pay other stoners to do your bidding
Hotbox a room, and burn weed as incense. 
Give some of those baked goods you made to charity bake sales :rastasmoke: 
... A few of those were meant as jokes, Peace! :hippy:
LegalizeTheGreen
04-24-2007, 06:02 PM
you should take a handful of grass and make some potent ass brownies, put them on a plate with a sign "Take one please". place this plate in an obvious spot at work/school. that will be your good deed for the day :)
Reefer Rogue
04-24-2007, 06:04 PM
holy mother of ganja
User Name Here
04-24-2007, 07:17 PM
lucky bastard.
SamsonSimpson
04-24-2007, 07:29 PM
when you have some weed to spare, which in your case you do, these are always fun. juicy jay superblunts
JaggedEdge
04-24-2007, 09:57 PM
I'm so jealous. I don't really have any ideas for you, but it looks like you have enough weed to try all the suggestions given several times. Enjoy it. :)
sttomassmoker
04-24-2007, 10:25 PM
i'd mail some to everyone i know who can't get herb on the reg.
go toke up
04-24-2007, 10:38 PM
Few ideas...
Grind up a blenderfull, then sift it for kief
Sell an ounce of it, and use the money you get to buy a big crazy hooka bong. Then have a hooka party!
Experiment with baking it... get a few recipes from that forum. 
Try for a day eating NOTHING but stuff you've made yourself with weed in it
Make some green dragon.
Make a few dozen 1 gram baggies up and use them to trade for anything else
Make a few dozen 1 gram baggies and use them to pay other stoners to do your bidding
Hotbox a room, and burn weed as incense. 
Give some of those baked goods you made to charity bake sales :rastasmoke: 
... A few of those were meant as jokes, Peace! :hippy:
them are some brilliant ideas :rastasmoke:
orangeman
04-24-2007, 10:38 PM
God damn, your friend must grow a lot of fuckin dank to give you a gift like that for helping him sell lol. Anyways I would do something outrageous a few times just to have fun but after a while I don't think you should burn up that shit too fast being crazy, you should cherish that and keep it as long as possible by not doing stuff like smoking out of a super blunt every time you want a toke lol :).
Frivolous248
04-24-2007, 10:47 PM
Stick a hookah hose up your ass and smoke through your ass. Hey, stev-o did it with beer! You could fart smoke man!
originalblu
04-24-2007, 11:11 PM
smoke 20 blunts
make some green dragon
make a cronic cake
throw a party
smoke 25 blunts
smoke yourself retarted
billdt07
04-24-2007, 11:21 PM
SINCE IT'S SUMMER
1. get a five gallon jug for water. (the ones with the handles) 
2.cut the bottom out.
3. take the lid off and make a bowl, with aluminum foil or something else
4. jump in your pool.
5. cram as much weed in the bowl as possible.
6. get acouple people to start lighting the bud as you slowly lift it up (think gravity bong)
7. when fool take the bowl off and cap the top.
8. put your head into the bottom and take in deep breaths :thumbsup: 
I thought of the idea acouple days ago and just haven't had time to try it
Fengzi
04-24-2007, 11:25 PM
Definitely cook with it. Here's a link with some recipes
Marijuana Cooking and Marijuana Recipies at GrowKind.com - How To Cook With Marijuana (http://www.growkind.com/cooking.html)
kin2b.com how we bake our brownies (http://www.kine2b.com/brownie/)
Little Boy
04-24-2007, 11:31 PM
I'd have to say you are the luckiest person in history.
slpntrx5
04-24-2007, 11:57 PM
god.
damn.
it.
THAT IS SO MUCH FUCKING WEED!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, dude...
holy shit...
anyway, here's what you should do:
go buy a new bong in honor of this moment.
call 2 or 3 of your best buddies over.
pick out a closet.
HAVE FUN! :thumbsup:
Skwirl07
04-25-2007, 12:08 AM
Any ideas how much that motha fucker weighs?!
I'm really jealous.
NightProwler
04-25-2007, 02:44 AM
dude definately make a bong with a trash can as the chamber, a tin can for the bowl, and a hose to suck through
after you fill the whole thing with smoke, just stick your head inside the trash can and inhale.
MaryjaneAndHashley
04-25-2007, 02:56 AM
Make a few dozen 1 gram baggies up and use them to trade for anything else
Make a few dozen 1 gram baggies and use them to pay other stoners to do your bidding
 
I like them ideas fo real
Its like if you have stoner money :D
big smoke07
04-25-2007, 03:06 AM
Imagine if you put all of that into food in 1 meal....
josh g
04-25-2007, 04:09 PM
Ok so far i have:
Made chocolate bars
cake
thrown a little party
weed pasta (didnt work that well)
i went into my firnds hot tub and we got 3 vaporizers, filled them up, stuck the hoses underwater, and BREATHED weed for an hour.
huge joint, but we didnt bother making it that big
played one of my gigs (i play guitar) and got almost half the crowd baked
went to animals and blew smoke to them
a few birds got high
made oil
made keif
and i think i still have around half left.
:hippy:
josh g
04-25-2007, 04:12 PM
heres the joint
not that huge tho..
heres the joint
not that huge tho..
it's big though. and you have an insane amount of weed. to think that the biggest bag i have bought was a half oz, and you have a shitload of weed. hope that makes sense, i'm pretty hight right now.
Defilia
04-25-2007, 10:47 PM
i dont even think there is that much weed in the town i live, and i still have 150g left from last time.
Jimbob1310
04-26-2007, 12:49 AM
that bag has to have 4-5 pounds in it.  holy fuck
Buddha Man
04-26-2007, 03:05 AM
go build an airtight greenhouse, make a fire in the middle using the weed to ignite it.. also make some brownies and feed them to the pigeons in the park. that would be a site to see :D
josh g
04-26-2007, 05:18 AM
Yeah prolly 4 - 5 pounds in there.
Well i just had a fat blunt. God hungry and ate some of my special cake.
And now i dont know what to do.. hahaha!
I hotboxed my car this morning, on the way to the dentist!
I have a feeling, if i finish all this shit, and be overly generous with sharing and what not..
The next day ill be like "FUUUCKK NOOO! WHERE DID IT ALLL GOO!?!?"
So i aint gonna go too crazy, hahaha!
Marevix
04-29-2007, 12:42 AM
Holy fucking shit.
Dude.
Scrape out a couple jars of peanut butter into a bigass pan (or two), grind up a couple ounces, and make the largest batch of cannabinized peanut butter known to man.
Just do everything you have always wanted to do with a lot of pot.
josh g
04-29-2007, 04:44 AM
Ok so i did that huge water bottle in the pool thing! DAMN, i had more than 15hours of sleep after that!
I also WF bong'ed my fish tank, and hotboxed my dad's Ford Clubwagon with a few blunts.
Ok, heres the time i stop going crazy.. Less than half still, well a lot less than half!
Since the day i recieved this bag-o-weed i spent NO money at all on anything involving weed!
For the past week or so, ive onle been NOT high for a few hours!
peace! :jointsmile: :stoned: :rasta: :rastasmoke: :pimp: :smokin:
Samwhore
04-29-2007, 04:44 AM
I hate the word hella.
you should have just closed all the doors and windows to your house. then threw all the weed in your fire place and close the chimney off
then just hot box your house and be high for days
skatin_foo15
04-29-2007, 08:11 AM
SINCE IT'S SUMMER
1. get a five gallon jug for water. (the ones with the handles) 
2.cut the bottom out.
3. take the lid off and make a bowl, with aluminum foil or something else
4. jump in your pool.
5. cram as much weed in the bowl as possible.
6. get acouple people to start lighting the bud as you slowly lift it up (think gravity bong)
7. when fool take the bowl off and cap the top.
8. put your head into the bottom and take in deep breaths :thumbsup: 
I thought of the idea acouple days ago and just haven't had time to try it
THAT IS A FUCKING GOOD IDEA! :stoned:  If I had my own pool I would so try that.  Fuck dude i bet that shit would kick your ass haha!
KiEfBoyjBm
04-29-2007, 08:41 AM
Fuckin' A man...make sure and enjoy it enough for the rest of us! :jumphappy:
Only a man of honor would take on such a feat.
 :bigsmoke:
Greenport
04-30-2007, 12:46 AM
heres sumthink u could do..come over this weekend. ill get some friends together and we can compare weed...
Don Don
04-30-2007, 06:27 PM
Try donating some to the "I'm broke right now give me weed" fund.I heard they always eccept donations of 5g or HIgher.
sL1Ck
04-30-2007, 08:48 PM
if it were me, i would do all of these with it
-get 3-4 friends in a large asto-van type vehicle *any large van with no seats will do* roll up atleast 1-2 blunts for each person, and pack a few bowls. Make sure all of the windows are rolled up, then bake out the entire van, untill there is a HUGE haze in it, again, open no windows. Drive to the nearest mcdonalds/bk/arbys or whatever, and place an order, then, when you drive to the window, turn on all the AC vents and point them toward the drivers window, and roll the window down once you get up to take your order. Not only will this be funny, but you will probably get the worker blown from the massive contact buzz. 
-Buy a huge keif tray, and shake the hell out of that weed. Save all the keif, and at random times during your smoke-athon, scrape the resin from your bowls. Save the resin, and when you run out of bud, smoke keif sprinkled resin balls. 
-Play weed pong. Freeze some glass cups, then shotgun a joint into the cup, the smoke will stay in the cup unless sucked out. Set up beerpong as your normally would, but when you sink a cup, they have to smoke it.
-Invite 4-5 friends over who can smoke the night away and have a smoke off. Just keep a stack of 4-5 rolled joints for each person, and compete in one on one battles. First person who has to stop looses, next person advances. The winner gets firsties for a year when you smoke with those people, and gets to resin hit the bowl as much as he/she wants after every smoke session
thats all i can think of right now, but try those, they will be fun
scream
04-30-2007, 11:09 PM
you should take a handful of grass and make some potent ass brownies, put them on a plate with a sign "Take one please". place this plate in an obvious spot at work/school. that will be your good deed for the day :)
getting your whole schools stoned sounds like a great idea.
Roll a fatty, get a trashcan, get in your pool (if you don't have one get in your friends pool) put trashcan over your head, seal it off with water, light doobie, hotbox trashcan.
when you cant breath anymore pull the trashcan from over your head and let your friend have a go.
I hate the word hella.
I do to, but I say it all the time
Bong ripper420
04-30-2007, 11:28 PM
your so fucking lucky.  that weed looks so good
josh g
05-01-2007, 03:12 PM
ohh yess i did, i was pretty much baked the whole week. Well im saving now! :thumbsup:
Like more than a quarter of the bag left, almost half. (cuz when it got to half left, i started smoking the keif!)
Thanks for all the ideas guys! Ill be sure to try as much of them as i can. peace!:jointsmile:
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