Ninjas vs. Pirates

[Samwhore]

Which is cooler? Ninjas or Pirates?

Ninjas for me.

Discussion.


:jumphappy:

[Samwhore]

But when have pirating skills helped you with bud? Ninja skills kill!

[JaggedEdge]

Ninjas, by a landslide. I mean come on, ninjas can sneak up on people without them even knowing, or throw ninja stars at them.

Pirates are STD infected boozers, who are to drunk to defend themselves against ninjas half the time.

Ninja's cooler than Pirates.

[Samwhore]

I love you JE.

[Diary of a Madman]

Well, what more can you add to that?

[mattks1]

who the f likes pirates? i mean bruce lee could whip johnny depps ass anyday........hands down!!!!!

[JaggedEdge]

I love you JE.

Haha, I love you too.

[NightProwler]

in reality a ninja would kick a pirates ass, but i say pirates cuz theyre wicked chill.

[jaGerbom]

who the f likes pirates? i mean bruce lee could whip johnny depps ass anyday........hands down!!!!!

qft

nothing beats a ninja, cept ofcourse a UFC fighter.

[mattks1]

qft

nothing beats a ninja, cept ofcourse a UFC fighter.

(side note) inform me on the QFT?

[hippy lettuce]

but pirates can party hard! ninjas r all sensible n that...wheres the fun in that? lol but yeah ninjas r cool. a ninja turned pirate would b the best

[mattks1]

hey hey hey everybody.
what did the ninja do to the pirate? kicked him in the WAAAAAAAA-TAAAAAA!
damn stoners

[WeeDIndeeD420]

ninjaz OwN:beatdeadhorse: <-----coolest thing ive seen all dAYYY

[Matt the Funk]

Dude....PIRATES FTW!!! Pirates are deffinatley more chill than ninja's, and they have GUNS. I think GUN>SWORD or STARS.

[JaggedEdge]

Dude....PIRATES FTW!!! Pirates are deffinatley more chill than ninja's, and they have GUNS. I think GUN>SWORD or STARS.

Yeah dude, but you gotta think. Ninja's are quiet and can go unseen. So they could just sneak up on the pirates and their guns wouldn't do much because then the Pirate would have a ninja star sticking out of his juggular before he even knew the ninja had boarded his ship and taken his hookers hostage. ( that wouldn't really happen because Pirates thought women on ships would = bad luck.)

I got that info from Mr. Depps drawn out trilogy. I mean for god sakes, nothing really happened, I sat there the whole time going this sucks. Then at the end they just threw that fucking cliffhanger at me, and now I have to see the 3rd...

Back to the topic at hand. A pirate can't shoot what he can't see, hence, gun<sword, star (yeilded by a ninja).

[crudemood]

Jack Sparrow.. Johnny Depp.. *starry eyed*

[Xhoshi]

It would be so much better as a ninja for evading trouble, especially cops.
They got smoke bombs, they can dissapear out of their own clothes when they're getting frisked, they're super sneaky, and perfect balance so they can't mess up that balance test cops use.

Ninjas ftw.

[higher4hockey]

pirates chase booty- very cool
ninjas chase shadows and each other and gay shit like that. - very un-cool

pirates are cooler.

[Diary of a Madman]

I think it needs to be mentioned that either the pirates would hornswaggle the ninja by back stabbing him after he wins his affection, since the unsuspecting ninja lives by a code of honor, OR, the pirate would beat the ninja at a grog drinking contest, put the ninja into slavery, and then the ninja would have to live in a barrel on the ship with a hole poked in it for pirate relief.

[Skink]

Pirates,,,No contest...

[xmordeciax]

Ninjas would take pirates asses hands down!

[xmordeciax]

Ninjas, by a landslide. I mean come on, ninjas can sneak up on people without them even knowing, or throw ninja stars at them.

Pirates are STD infected boozers, who are to drunk to defend themselves against ninjas half the time.

Ninja's cooler than Pirates.

word!


I think it needs to be mentioned that either the pirates would hornswaggle the ninja by back stabbing him after he wins his affection, since the unsuspecting ninja lives by a code of honor, OR, the pirate would beat the ninja at a grog drinking contest, put the ninja into slavery, and then the ninja would have to live in a barrel on the ship with a hole poked in it for pirate relief.


LOL!

[rebgirl420]

NINJA!!!!

[420365]

But when have pirating skills helped you with bud? Ninja skills kill!

I pirated a ninja DVD once and sold it for weed.


Pas de touche Samwhore!

[TokinSurfer]

i went to a pirate and ninja party once

[xmordeciax]

ninjaz OwN:beatdeadhorse: <-----coolest thing ive seen all dAYYY

i just realized he was beating on a horse i though it was a dude working on a factory or somthin... i couldnt figure it out... but i'm baked so whatever

[BlazinTreesX3]

thanks for pointing it out...i thought he was building a bedframe or something im like oook thast real cool.

ninjas

gotta make good use of the shadows. ninjas are coldblooded assassins used by the government...samurai live lives of honor i think a ninja could toke if he did so while a fellow ninja watched his bizzack.

[Eazy]

pirates for i am a pirate

well i get drunk, pillege local shops and fridges
rape my mates on halo
have wild sex with girls while goin ARRRRRRRRRRRR ( if drunk maybe)
sail round on a quad bike ( yes the thing does have a pirate flag)

and i raid the dealers for there golden smoke
hate the navy boiz in blue cops
there always after me for ma wicked deeds



soooo


arrrr me heartys! they pirates also have ships so we can blow ur ninja huts up from afar *RPG aiming at ur front door*

BRAP

[Kenn]

pirates for me too..Blackbeard, captain Kidd, The Barbarossa
Brothers,John Hawkins these are a few real pirates men to be feared.I think apirate ship heading toward me with cannons blazing would scare me more than a ninja.:S5:

[Eazy]

i jsut got told by my dad that are family is related to captain kid,d, but he cant fidn the history book, but arr piratings in me blood

[geonagual]

U.S. Marines were once pirates in the 1700's. So I pick pirates.

[BizzleLuvin]

Ninjirate! yarrrr----hi-ya!

[GRB.4.Life]

I'm Ninja without question.

Ninjas are clean, they are unseen and unheard when the time calls for it, they avoid danger so they don't get hurt, I like land, Trees are cool too, Ninjas prefer the forest as do I and Ninjas are FAR more logical than a damned pirate and thier stupid cursed coins...

Pirates are filthy, they stink, they don't live long, they're alcoholics, they tend to lose thier eyes, legs and hands (hooks, patches, and stubs), and quite frankly living on a boat would just flat out suck...Soo..:wtf:

[rottenPauL]

pirates all the way

[russ-bob]

PiraTES ARGGGGG.....


btw what are some good ninja movies im in the mood to watch a good action karate thingy!!

[NextLineIsMine]

pirates! ninjas are dorks

[GRB.4.Life]

Also, how can you say pirates are more "chill" than a Ninja?

Ninjas meditate, use natural herbal remedies, only fight when provoked or have intentions to do only what is necessary to achieve thier goal, good or bad and are usually quite kept to them selves and quiet...

Pirates don't do anything but drink, fight, steal things, and cause mindless chaos...Especially with thier cannons. Which are usually stolen by the way.

You'de think that, in this day in age people would frown upon destructive life-styles. Hmm..Oh well. Goodluck.

As far as games and movies go on the other hand, well yea, pirates would appear a lot more "fun"...

[Eazy]

GRB....


Avast !! ye scurbie sea dog, im gunna board ya ya wee yellow man in a skin tight suit ur worse than the damn lepracauns that be stealin my booty!!!

ARRRR and Swashbuckle! n stop thowing ur shinny timbles at my ship ya Poop Deck scourndrell we'll blast u outa tha 7 sea's ARRR

[GRB.4.Life]

Ninjas don't use boats...We swim, with scuba gear.

So boarding anything might be futile. But be my guest, come on in for a swim my smelly yella-toothed baboon.

I wonder how well those guns work in water...

[BoilerUp]

Chris the Ninja Mushroom Pirate rules all. All i say!

[Beano]

Pirates, because i said so.

[smoke it]

pirates cause they are drunken fighting idoits like myself

[invision]

Ninja's will tear shit up and leave before anyone realized what happened.....go TMNT :blueknife:

[VaporDaddy]

Ever heard of a Kawasaki Pirate? I think not.



BTW if ninjas learned to sail those pirates would be fucked! The one eyed, wooden legged pricks.

[Dutch Pimp]

Pirates,,,No contest...

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[420365]

haha i just cast the tie breaking vote, and since this thread was pretty much dead. i think it is safe to say that pirates win.

now im off to get some booty....if i can just remember where i buried her.....

[Eazy]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! more pirate votyesr quick!!!!!!!!!!! dfnbs

[foxysox]

Ever heard of a Kawasaki Pirate? I think not.
hmmm guess what's in my driveway atm? hint: not a pirate


BTW if ninjas learned to sail those pirates would be fucked!
oh holy shit thats greaaaaat.
But personally I think ninjas would be like, fuck this mucking about with sheets and jibs and spinnakers shit, ima go get me a jet-ski!
Pirating takes major nautical nerdship.

[LaidZeppelin]

ok lets think about this


NINJAs = highly trained ang disciplined super stealthy fighting machines
Pirates= druken angry sailor

What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?, well, i can tell you what a ninja would do. KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!!

[Dutch Pimp]

hmmm guess what's in my driveway atm? hint: not a pirate


oh holy shit thats greaaaaat.
But personally I think ninjas would be like, fuck this mucking about with sheets and jibs and spinnakers shit, ima go get me a jet-ski!
Pirating takes major nautical nerdship.

....do you know what Edward Teach did to his first and only wife?.....there have been days...where I see his point....:cool:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Well.. having background in both styles it is quite hard to decide.

But I think the Ninjitsu takes over the rum chugging!

NINJAS FOR THE WIN !

[StrwbrryFldsFrvr]

PIRATES are cooler,
NINJAS would probably win in a ONE ON ONE fight.

I mean come on.. I don't think that even the great BRUCE LEE could dodge a bullet.

And yes the ninja could sneak up on a pirate and kill him, but the others would be quickly alerted when they discovered he wasn't back from belowdecks with more rum.

[SonicBloom]

Ninjas are tofu eating, back stabbing pussies. Pirates are just about the most badass a person could be.

[Eazy]

bad ass pirates

[Dest]

you guys know that even the combined power of ninjas and pirates cant even compare to that of cowboys...
so why even argue?

[Abunai]

Ninjas would win. They are taught the art of assassination, extremely feared. For all you know, that "pirate" friend of yours could be your unexpected death.

Now if I wanted to party hardcore, I'd gladly take the crazy pirates....But nonetheless, I'd have a handful of ninjas ready in case they got out of hand ;).