for all you students out there...

[higher4hockey]

if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

They didn't study (http://www.scribd.com/doc/5107/They-didnt-study)

[Andrew Nguyen]

:D.

[stinkyattic]

OMG I just laughed so hard my eyes are watering at "Find X" .... "Here it is!"

[slipknotpsycho]

i used to do shit like that all the time.... mostly when i was in a shitty mood and didn't feel like doing the work (i always got good grades in school... so it didn't bother me much, i would still pass with flying colors)

"What is Pi?"

a desert, usually served on a Pi crust, filled with fruits and baked.

[MacWQ33]

Classic. My papers were always doodled up.

[geonagual]

Oh shit. That was funny. Find X "here it is"

[Reefer Rogue]

im so glad i witnessed such humour

[guitar_player882006]

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[guitar_player882006]

that didn't work, sorry, it was supposed the square root hang man guy.

[higher4hockey]

^that i thought was the funniest as well. (the square root suicide)

[surreys princess]

hahaha

thanks for that today higher!! x

[Coelho]

:S2::S2::S2:

[tokin'smoker]

lol "like all things spanish, it is dangerous" ahaha
this is priceless.

[slipknotpsycho]

i thought the 'here it is' was the funniest... but i'm a smart ass and love being a smart ass... so that's probably why...

[JaggedEdge]

Lol, that was great, it made my eyes water. I loved the paper on El Nino and the elephant in the way.

[napolitana869]

oh man I loved that. I think the elephant, the sleeping with his bosses wife, and the Spanish one were my favorites. You should read the whole paper for the El Nino thing. Its great

[TheAtomicPunk]

HHAHAHAHA "Here it is!"
"There's an elephant in the way!"
omg thats great

[NextLineIsMine]

so true, ive had some of the best utter bullshit presentations with lots of "little known facts" as long as you sound really confident youre golden

[Purple Banana]

This is the reason I want to be a teacher... Gawd...

[Marijuana connoisseu]

that is some funny stuff. takes me back.

[kingjustin]

" like all things spanish, it is dangerous."
:D

[Jaerl]

Hilarious

[keeko]

haha makes me wish i was still in school

[MFer]

Funny shit..

This isn't as good as their stuff, but on a chem test i had yesterday, I came to a total blank when trying to find the molecular weight of a solute given some information..I knew all the steps but 1, and it was a series of different formulas. I kept gettin numbers about 1000 grams per mole, which is definately wrong. So I just erased all my attempts and wrote a paragraph, saying

"I forgot how to do this. I was in a fight yesterday, because this kid told me you weren't the best kid in the school. I got punched in my head during it."

She responded with "Did you Win?"

I wrote back: "Yes. I went super sayian and took him down. Ask morgan."

I still got -4 points though :(

[TX Girl]

hehe :)

[rebgirl420]

hahahahahah and THIS is why im ins chool to become a kindergaten teacher :thumbsup:

[LaidZeppelin]

so funny thanks for that post

my favorite was the el nino paper...

[MisterGreen]

haha. that's a pretty good idea, i'll have to try that on some of my tests when i don't know an answer.

[smoke it]

very good