What's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked?

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

I was once at Sonic with my buddies, and being a little fucked up, I grabbed a breaded onion ring and smoked it in my pipe. Needless to say, nothing happened, but my pipe still smells a little like onion.

Oooh Yah!

[Pass The Rizla]

Ground coffee beans... dont ask!

[koshea]

rofl, sometime syou get the urge to inhale a big hit of anything...releases endorphins....i smoked pine needles with my friend...tasted good accually

[BuD MaN]

rolled up paper...

[Buck268]

Back as a kid I smoked hemp rope. haha! More recently, I smoked a big fat red spider with a strange black mark on its belly... Got ultra toasted too... Wonder what was in that thing!

[bONgRiPs]

the weirdest thing ive smoked would have to be an ant...
i was shrooming in the park and smoking a cigarette and there was an ant crawling up my pants. i burned it with my cigarette and it just melted and stuck on the cigarette, i wasnt gonna throw out my cig, so i just smoked the ant...

[koshea]

Back as a kid I smoked hemp rope. haha! More recently, I smoked a big fat red spider with a strange black mark on its belly... Got ultra toasted too... Wonder what was in that thing!


holy fuck dude thats a...shit i cant member the name...but its ultra poisinous...your a crazy fucker...it sends you into a coma if it gets a clean bite on a average sized man

[Ammie]

lmfao there is sum things i just wouldnt admit to anyone:) EVER :p

[koshea]

liek your penis :p

[Ammie]

liek your penis :p

yes only specially people know about that :rolleyes:

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Sounds like you smoked a black widow spider, you're lucky to be alive, man!

I should try pine needles...

Last night I was with a friend and I smoked a joint through a pipe (stuck it in there). No throat burn, but I had to suck like a motherfucker.

[SomeGuy]

I think the whole black widow thing was a joke....

[Buck268]

There are a couple of nights of my life which I can look back and say I'm lucky I lived through.

Tonight is one... Every start a rubber fire under your gas tank with a cutting torch? :eek:

[SomeGuy]

ohhh yeah...i made some joke about smoking ants to my friend..now he actually plans on getting a bunch of dead ones in his pipe and trying it..

[juggalo420]

crack. but that was my crackhead days. not that weird to smoke but still it was fucking crack.

[PurplePotatoes]

crack. but that was my crackhead days. not that weird to smoke but still it was fucking crack.

There sure are alot of street fiends like you on this board. I thought this board was for pot heads? Not for some kids who'll shoot themselves up with draino just because they heard it feels good.

[t0ke]

Back as a kid I smoked hemp rope. haha! More recently, I smoked a big fat red spider with a strange black mark on its belly... Got ultra toasted too... Wonder what was in that thing!

couldnt be a black widow he said a big fat red spider not big fat black spider with a strange black mark on its belly not a strange red mark on its belly

[Buck268]

That is correct, it was a red spider with a black mark.

[NurseGirl]

Poppy seeds...don't ask!:eek:

OK,OK, I admit: I was youg and naive, and someone told me you could get stone from smoking poppy seeds...I believed him :mad:

[t0ke]

wierdest think ive smoked was nerds (liek the candy) but all it did weas melt and fuck my bowl up and im not reely sure y i even tried in the first palce

[reallybaked]

I've never smoked anything really strange but once a classmate of mine smoked a boxelder bug. We were all sittin around blazin' when he said, "I wonder what this bug would taste like"? So he mashes the bug in the bowl and fires it up. Started coughin his ass off and of course the rest of us couldn't stop laughing. He's dead now but whenever anyone starts to reminisce about him we always bring up the boxelder bug thing. He was one of the craziest fuckers I've known.

[robert42]

i smoked poppy seeds but recently and im ashamed i SMOKED PUBIC HAIR :( Is that a crime? Will the Pubic Protection Agency lock me up? Whats it like in the Pubic Pen? :S

HELP!

[maryjanemama]

Cinnamon stick. I was 13 and my friend was staying at my house. My uncle lived with us and he smoked cigs. After searching and searching unsuccessfully for a pack of his, we decided to smoke cinnamon sticks instead. :o At the time, it seemed logical. :rolleyes: Unfortunately, nothing happened, it is impossible to even light a cinnamon stick for more than 2 seconds.

[Rahein]

I woundn't have mentioned the pubic hair :) but thats just me.

I once smoked some herbs my wife bought from a wicca page. We smoked like 1/4 oz of it and it did nothing for us. Tasted like hay.

[az666]

probly salvia...oh and sum shit called kratom or somin like than, its legal and seriously fucks you up!!!! got it off ebay cheap!! its meant to be like opium but i neva done opium so i wouldnt know. :D

[gothicblood]

anyone smoked tea?

[t0ke]

yes i tried smokign tea whne was 11 just makes the room smell liek shit

[Shadow Smoke]

LOL i smoked a cinamon stick : ) i also smoke cat nip i didnt even dry the shit out!

i didnt get high but i smoked it for a good while like a week or so i thought that it would add up to one bad ass high! i was wrong : ( i also smoke mint plants that got me high as hell but when i came down i felt like shit for weeks. i would compare it to shrooms but it didnt last as long

[Shadow Smoke]

oh yeah i rolled a tea joint once oh you know that lazitive that looks like gum? i stole some of that out of my grand mas purse once i nearly shit myself at school... that what i get for not brushing my teeth i guess LOL

[Frost.]

Back as a kid I smoked hemp rope. haha! More recently, I smoked a big fat red spider with a strange black mark on its belly... Got ultra toasted too... Wonder what was in that thing!


Hahaahahha.

[DrGonzo]

the skins from peanuts. crack the shells, and peel the peanut (the part you eat) then smoke the redskin lookin things. It doesn't get you high, but it tastes pretty good if you like peanut butter.

I dunno if this counts, but when my buddy's dog died we opted to cremate her (it was winter and we didn't wanna dig in the frozen ground)...we didn't have any gas or fuel to start the pyre, so my other buddy has the bright idea of using cooking oil...we reasoned that oil is flammable at high enough temperatures.

unfortunately, the fire never actually got hot enough for the oil to burn...and the poor corpse ended up fried...I kept looking at my buddies, and I knew they were all thinking the same thing: 'this shouldn't smell good, but it really really does'

[tokeyoursmoke]

CATNIP

[bONgRiPs]

oh yea i completley forgot about the time that i smoked a blunt of sugar. not the whole thing tho... see, i was really drunk with my family and my little sister was snorting lines of sugar (which my mom thought was hilarious) and then i rolled up the sugar and smoked it in the kitchen

that was a weird night... with my family...

[daZenfmeister]

LMAO AT ABOVE POST!!!


Weirdest thing I smoked was Pine sap, pitch if you will. All it did was gimme a headache and clog my friends pipe

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Hmm... I think it might be fun to smoke one fat grape in my pipe...

Oooh Yah!

[OzzyOz]

I smoked a one dollar bill...

But my friend smokes green tea leavees. She says they relax you, and taste really good.

[ermitonto]

The only things I've ever smoked are weed, resin, hash and salvia. The weirdest of the four is probably salvia, but it really didn't do much for me.

[lateralus]

Incense, oregano, peanut skins, nutmeg, grass clippings. I rolled up cigarette papers once. I'm sure if i thought longer, I'd come up with some even dumber things I've smoked.. My friends and I were total fucktards in high school.

[lateralus]

Can't forget catnip. d;[

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

I've heard about Catnip, but never smoked it. What does it do?

[Lulu]

I've heard about Catnip, but never smoked it. What does it do?
Gets cats stoned
:confused:

[DrGonzo]

wow, I even forgot aboot the catnip too! ...I made a popcan pipe and smoke a bunch of catnip with my cat once, its pretty crazy. He didn't really know what was going on, but he sort of got the idea that if he smelled the smoke, he'd get all fucked up and hyper...in short, cat + catnip + lighter + laser pointer = fucking hilarious night

[jacquelyne]

Man i smoked dryer lint with a bit of washing powder mixed in cause i dropped my weed on the top of the clothes dryer.I swear it nearly killed me was coughing for days.

[Euphoric]

weve smoked cat nip and vitamins !~

[Sedater18]

Ground coffee beans

same

[Nullific]

I smoked a cheeze-it once, and from what I remember it didn't taste all that bad.

[capitalism killz]

shit... where to start...?
umm.. insense, pinecones, grass, balsa wood, green tea, ty-phoo tea, cotton, hair, rabbit pellets, dandilions... i could go on forever. my friends and i are real fucktards when it comes to lighting things and smoking them. ;)

[Euphoric]

wow thats got to be some kind of record of most fuckdup things to smoke :)

[Buck268]

shit... where to start...?
umm.. insense, pinecones, grass, balsa wood, green tea, ty-phoo tea, cotton, hair, rabbit pellets, dandilions... i could go on forever. my friends and i are real fucktards when it comes to lighting things and smoking them. ;)


HAIR?!?!?

That had to be traumatizingly awful...

[Encatuse]

I used to smoke catnip in rolled up reciepts... yeah. I was cool.

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

LOL... your a kick, man!

Oooh Yah!

[tekamoka]

long time ago about 8 years ago , i was in the secondary i had a cigarites packet i just smoke one ..
i was with my friend in the play ground during the class works , we wanted to somke the school prevent any one smoke in the campus of the school (students and teacher) all are same .
we just light the cigarites suddenly we found the headmaster on front of us ,he toke all the cigarites and cut them on the ground .
after he left we collect all the tobaco and put them in a big usual paper and then light it .
that was the worst somke ever .
:confused: :mad: :eek:

[sharpezor]

I SMOKED MY OWN SEMeN

joking :) or am I :eek:

[LittLeWinG]

mmm....oregano, cinnamin (spelling sucks), corriander, grass, leaves, bark, dried banana peel, cardboard, insence...many different insencens, tobacco, thyme leaves, recently tried weed (not saying weed is stupid) and alot more probably...oh yeah me and some friends tried smoking a chicken wing ROFL Didnt work. Me and my mates are fucking idiots.

[pimpofthenation]

the weirdest thing is that fuckin "legal buds" in the world
i did not try it ,even don't any

[robert42]

my arm.... that took 10 mins to type

[maskedpantsman]

nutmeg, pine needles, some ground up plant I found in my sisters room (and it wasn't weed) in an unlabeled jar, dust

[amydan420]

banana peels, somebody told me it would get you high, and I was out of weed so I tried it.
Sorry kiddies, no buzz in bananas.

[Ganj]

this thread should be renamed to "what's the stupidest thing you've ever smoked". the stupidest/wierdest thing i've smoked was nutmeg. it's just awful!

[dark0ne]

joint lased with pcp, news paper,carpet. i only smoked carpet by accedent, i picked up a pice of bud that fell on the floor and i grabbed bits of the carpet to. as for the news paper, i had nothing to smoke out of and i just grabbed a piece that didn't have words on it. the joint that was laced came from a freind, he had laced some for himself, and forgot witch ones were witch.

[Melton420]

are you kidding me spiders and ants??? fucking weirdos

[bellybutton]

Weirdest things ever smoked---

When I was a kid, we used to have these oldstyle capguns that took the rolls of paper caps, and if you sucked on the end of the barrel right after you shot a few caps off, you could get a nice hit of gunsmoke. I never inhaled it, I don't think, just sucked the smoke into my mouth and blew it out to impress my friends. I think I was like 8 or 9. Also, one time a neighbor kid got the idea to take apart one of those coathangers that has the cardboard tube thingy on the bottom and we smoked that---just put a flame to one end and puff on the other. Worked great but choked the fuck outta you if you inhaled. Ah, to be young again. :)

[Caruso329]

Weirdest thing I ever smoked was when I was 12, I thought incense smelled really good from far away, so it must be the smoke that smelled good. So I put a stick in a kitchen bowl and lit it and blew it out so it smoked, then inhaled a good bit of it and started coughing and crying up a storm. It was horrible.

[themuffinman6]

the punk sticks u light fireworks with. We had like 20 and taped em all like a big spliff it was dumb shit. tea leaves mixed with insence. ive got hemp shoes now, when im done with them im gonna cut all the hemp off and throw it in a fire, just for shits and giggles.

[buddymyfriend]

A bread stick when i was drunk...about 13 I think

[nickx760]

a cigarette.

[anycraic]

a spliff i found on the street when i was 13

[SensiRide]

Herbal tea bags when I was about 12 and twigs when I was about 13......

[ArtRollins]

Cobra venom I guess.

At first I thought wierd like to say baked banana peel. Cuase when we were young we thought that would work. But the Hawaiian wood rose seed did work. Looking to lick some toad in Southern France or Spain.

[ArtRollins]

Robert! Your killing me with that icon! You talkin to me!

[beachguy in thongs]

My Mother got me a little gift when she went to visit my Sister. It was a tiny, handmade peace-pipe, and this stuff to smoke in it (legal, but from an either Indian or Mexican place, can't remember). It did give me a little high, and tasted a little strange, but I've almost finished the bag (it's a few years old).

The peace-pipe is so cool. My Mother gave it to me and said, "That's for smoking nothing else in, okay?"

[beachguy in thongs]

Robert! Your killing me with that icon! You talkin to me!

Is that you in there???

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm inventing "virtual" graffiti, if it hasn't been, yet.

[WeedWorm]

http://www.makemeking.com/home/dares/46/Oregano_And_Chili_Joint.html

http://www.makemeking.com/home/dares/173/Toenail_Burn.html

http://www.makemeking.com/home/dares/207/Smoke_Backwards.html

http://www.makemeking.com/home/dares/323/Bug_Smoke.html

http://www.makemeking.com/home/dares/351/Cheese_Smoke.html

[buddymyfriend]

I was once at Sonic with my buddies, and being a little fucked up, I grabbed a breaded onion ring and smoked it in my pipe. Needless to say, nothing happened, but my pipe still smells a little like onion.

Oooh Yah!

Anything you smoke, bong, cigarette, joint,blunt whatever! The idea of inducing smoke into your lungs is crazy! But damn it's goood! :D

[rastabill89]

ive smoked corn flakes, dead leaves in my yard, catnip, oreagano, thyme, and i cant remember any thing else...oh yea cinamin once i think thats it

[jmaster]

Cantnip..... slight buzz but tastes like shit!

[Az.]

a tea-leaves and bird seed rolled with (the finest ) newspaper:)......and as you can guess it was probably the worst thing i have ever smoked in my life and i wont be doing it again anytime soon

[jfoster]

i smoked some oregano and it made the pipe taste like shit for weeks

[ladyM]

Peyote buttons. They are hard as hell!

[chris420]

id have to say valerian roots, one day i didnt have smoke and i found valerian roots in my kitchen, i already knew about the sedating effects when made into tea so i figured that by smoking it id get to feel stronger effects, BS!! it doesnt do crap to you and its pretty harsh to your throat, stick to drinking it ;)

[Goodman3eb]

Cloves!

Seriously, I ground up some cloves with a mortat and pestle, put them in my bong, and smoked them. Harsh smoke, a little minty, -very- tasty, and a weird but cool body buzz that lasts for about 10 minutes.

I might try adding some to a bowl of weed sometime, if only for the flavor.

[mellow mood]

yea i smoekd coffee

its not that bad and gives ya a lil boost! no jokes! haha

[Seag420]

yellow pages, its a phone book thingy in england, tasted like, well like yellow pages!

[grasshopper420]

this one time i got all drunk and mixed cayenne pepper and saome other seasonig together and boiled it fo like an hour till it was dry and roled a spliff of it and took a hit and literally almost died i has to go to the hospita for severe respiritory trauma

[robert42]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

[the last stand]

/\ did she taste like tea and biscuits?

[beachguy in thongs]

i smoked the neighbourhood grannie

i wrapped herin a bed sheet (as u do) and sparkedthat shit

tasted funny
but i got pretty fucked up

I have never wrapped a grannie in a bed sheet, I don't know what you're talking about.
Or, are you talking about a Gran Cracker?

If it got you fucked up, after you rolled it, then, actually, it would've have gotten you "fucked down" because you were fucked up to roll it/her in the first place.

[w4terb0ng]

when i was about 15, i smoked tea. smelled funny, tasted horrible, very harsh, no buzz.

when i was somewhere around 16, i heard that you could smoke banana peels and get stoned.... so i tried.... again, NOTHING but uncomfortable feelings. i wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer as a kid.