AsianStoner420
04-16-2007, 09:01 PM
Back in the philiphines:
Ok so one day i was on my province which is like two fucking hours away from town its 6pm and i got 2 dime bags of some unknown weed i bought from my dealer and its getting dark. In my province we have this guy that is an xcon and drug user and like he has nothing to lose and evrybody shows respect to him coz if they dont, theyre fucked. I know him bcoz his son is a friend of mine and he knows that I smoke so being so bored i thought Ill go outside and stretch my legs a little bit or go to my friends house. And as i was walking I saw this xcon guy with his friends on the corner of the street and i figured that their having a drink and some of them looks kinda drunk. Then he get up on his seat and walk towards me and he said 'hey you want to drink?' and being a friend of his son and a lil bit scared of him i gladly said yes w/o even asking of what they are drinking. He offered me a seat and then he handed me the shotglass and he started asking 'so how u doin little chap?' i said 'im fine, just taking a walk or maybe ill go to William's house later' then I took the shot and shit it is one of those 90 proof Gin's. And as i am trying to put the shot glass on the table i saw this plate that has some grinded shit on it about half a gram and some rolling papers. As i am looking the other guy grabs the plate and started to roll it and he is pretty bad on rollin a joint, i can even see little pieces falling of the ground. The xcon guy saw this, he was like 'whoa! whoa! whoa! be carefull, look its falling on the fucking ground, gimme that' he grabs the plate and hand it over me and hes like 'i know that u know how to do this' and i was like 'sure ill try'. After rollin it nice and fair i asked him if i can light it up he said 'sure, but dont take it all coz its our last one' then he kinda laugh. So we have this puff puff pass goin on and shit i can say its the bomb coz after 4 hits i kinda feel it but in my mind i think its not enuf yet and i need another hit so after 20 minutes of telling some random stories I decided to put one my dime bag on the table for us to smoke then he was kinda surprised, he said 'thats wat im talking about son!' he put his arm on my shoulder and he shaked me while saying 'a friend w/ weed is a friend indeed' then evrybody laughs. Now i feel comftable coz im with the man u know, he liked me and he even told me that if someone tries to fuck with me and i cant handle it by myself,ill just go tell him and we will teach those fuckers a lesson. The rotation goes joint after joint and we drink more gins for about an hour and then ill just realize that im drunk and stoned,i need to go coz if i drink more i cant take my asian ass back home. I told this xcon guy that i should be moving and he said its cool and if i wanted to have a drink with them again im welcome so i get up my seat and started walking home but suddenly my cellphone rings, I answered it and its William a friend of mine, the owner of the house im headed while the xcon guy pulled me over to have a drink w/ them.
William:Hey man where are you?
Me:Im on my way home, i am about to go there but i got pulled over by the xcon guy and had a drink with em
William: Are you drunk?
Me: why?
William: Do have some dope coz I really need to smoke.
Me: yeah i got one but can we do this tommorow coz i really need to get home evrything is spinning ryt now.
William: no no no man come here, you didnt sound like ur drunk so come over here.
And i was like 'okay okay, coming..... and i owe this guy alot i mean he let me borrow his money and his stuffs if want to,... then i hang up the phone go back to my last direction and about ten steps i started to puke on the side of the street and puke again evry 10 steps i puke like a bitch. After a long journey i finally got to my destination and handed William my dime bag and i asked for a glass of water then I just layed down on his couch, myself wont let me close my eyes to sleep and im looking over the flourescent lamp and its starting to talk to me in gibberish i look over the tv and its spinning, evrything i see is spinning, william said ' damn man u look like shit, are you alright?' then he handed me the glass of water, i drink it and b4 i reach the small table to put the glass i accidentally drop it and it breaks into pieces, iwas like 'shit' lucky theres no more water into it so its not that messy,.. William cleaned it off and i said im sorry about the glass and he said its fine. By this time he is sitting to the chair towards me and he starting to pack a bowl he lit it up and blows this huge smoke that started to form into evil like creatures in front of me but i know that im only hallucinating. Just to enjoy it more i tried to change it into other forms and shape and hell i created lots of images on it and after that i just woke up on the couch and william is cooking something so he invited me to the table and while we are eating i asked him wtf happend last night then he told me about the glass then i just remember it all after he told me then he handed me half of my dimebag with 25peso on it, i said nah man its cool then i gave him back his money coz if i took it im gonna look like a real motherfucker.
Moral Lesson: Know your limits and be sure that you have nice friends that got your back.:thumbsup:
Damn i miss my old country,....
Ok so one day i was on my province which is like two fucking hours away from town its 6pm and i got 2 dime bags of some unknown weed i bought from my dealer and its getting dark. In my province we have this guy that is an xcon and drug user and like he has nothing to lose and evrybody shows respect to him coz if they dont, theyre fucked. I know him bcoz his son is a friend of mine and he knows that I smoke so being so bored i thought Ill go outside and stretch my legs a little bit or go to my friends house. And as i was walking I saw this xcon guy with his friends on the corner of the street and i figured that their having a drink and some of them looks kinda drunk. Then he get up on his seat and walk towards me and he said 'hey you want to drink?' and being a friend of his son and a lil bit scared of him i gladly said yes w/o even asking of what they are drinking. He offered me a seat and then he handed me the shotglass and he started asking 'so how u doin little chap?' i said 'im fine, just taking a walk or maybe ill go to William's house later' then I took the shot and shit it is one of those 90 proof Gin's. And as i am trying to put the shot glass on the table i saw this plate that has some grinded shit on it about half a gram and some rolling papers. As i am looking the other guy grabs the plate and started to roll it and he is pretty bad on rollin a joint, i can even see little pieces falling of the ground. The xcon guy saw this, he was like 'whoa! whoa! whoa! be carefull, look its falling on the fucking ground, gimme that' he grabs the plate and hand it over me and hes like 'i know that u know how to do this' and i was like 'sure ill try'. After rollin it nice and fair i asked him if i can light it up he said 'sure, but dont take it all coz its our last one' then he kinda laugh. So we have this puff puff pass goin on and shit i can say its the bomb coz after 4 hits i kinda feel it but in my mind i think its not enuf yet and i need another hit so after 20 minutes of telling some random stories I decided to put one my dime bag on the table for us to smoke then he was kinda surprised, he said 'thats wat im talking about son!' he put his arm on my shoulder and he shaked me while saying 'a friend w/ weed is a friend indeed' then evrybody laughs. Now i feel comftable coz im with the man u know, he liked me and he even told me that if someone tries to fuck with me and i cant handle it by myself,ill just go tell him and we will teach those fuckers a lesson. The rotation goes joint after joint and we drink more gins for about an hour and then ill just realize that im drunk and stoned,i need to go coz if i drink more i cant take my asian ass back home. I told this xcon guy that i should be moving and he said its cool and if i wanted to have a drink with them again im welcome so i get up my seat and started walking home but suddenly my cellphone rings, I answered it and its William a friend of mine, the owner of the house im headed while the xcon guy pulled me over to have a drink w/ them.
William:Hey man where are you?
Me:Im on my way home, i am about to go there but i got pulled over by the xcon guy and had a drink with em
William: Are you drunk?
Me: why?
William: Do have some dope coz I really need to smoke.
Me: yeah i got one but can we do this tommorow coz i really need to get home evrything is spinning ryt now.
William: no no no man come here, you didnt sound like ur drunk so come over here.
And i was like 'okay okay, coming..... and i owe this guy alot i mean he let me borrow his money and his stuffs if want to,... then i hang up the phone go back to my last direction and about ten steps i started to puke on the side of the street and puke again evry 10 steps i puke like a bitch. After a long journey i finally got to my destination and handed William my dime bag and i asked for a glass of water then I just layed down on his couch, myself wont let me close my eyes to sleep and im looking over the flourescent lamp and its starting to talk to me in gibberish i look over the tv and its spinning, evrything i see is spinning, william said ' damn man u look like shit, are you alright?' then he handed me the glass of water, i drink it and b4 i reach the small table to put the glass i accidentally drop it and it breaks into pieces, iwas like 'shit' lucky theres no more water into it so its not that messy,.. William cleaned it off and i said im sorry about the glass and he said its fine. By this time he is sitting to the chair towards me and he starting to pack a bowl he lit it up and blows this huge smoke that started to form into evil like creatures in front of me but i know that im only hallucinating. Just to enjoy it more i tried to change it into other forms and shape and hell i created lots of images on it and after that i just woke up on the couch and william is cooking something so he invited me to the table and while we are eating i asked him wtf happend last night then he told me about the glass then i just remember it all after he told me then he handed me half of my dimebag with 25peso on it, i said nah man its cool then i gave him back his money coz if i took it im gonna look like a real motherfucker.
Moral Lesson: Know your limits and be sure that you have nice friends that got your back.:thumbsup:
Damn i miss my old country,....