how high is a umm thing

[GHoSToKeR]

does santa exist? my mate ben is saying he does, but i dont think he does.. i think bens just takin advantage of my vulnerable, high state, and tryin to trick me in to a false sense of security
anyway, toke on

[XTC]

well I think there was a St. Nick who gave presents to less fourtane people in his town and thats how it come along

[GHoSToKeR]

dude i meant i dont think santa exists and my mate does, im too high to be at a computer, it might be dangerous

[XTC]

how old is ur mate... you will have to shatter his dreams and break his heart. No there is No Santa

[The C]

Yeah fuck i owe that guy BIG TIME!

I've been very naughty, but when it's with santa he says it's ok. Then he gives me the 20 bux i' ask for beofre it's even christmass I can get presents whenever I want, as long as i get 'naughty" with him. This is the same guy that works at the mall right?

Ohh ho ho! thats terrible!!!
I'm just kidding around. I don't thiink what I said could be offensive. Unless your Ghost Toker! lol Santa exists!!
Props dude!

Mabe I just lost faith/sold out.... Mabe he is real.

C

[GHoSToKeR]

id say santa is sitting somewhere, livin the easy life, with a fat paycheck from coca cola, and hundreds of empty coke bottles around him

[THC4UandME]

yeah of course there is a santa who do you think eats all those cookies at nite? or sits in the sleigh thats pulled by flying reindeer? and last but least puts all those fucking presents under the christmas tree? that isnt there this year cus your parents couldnt even afford one this year. oh yeah and if there wasnt a santa where do my letters go EVERY YEAR when i send santa my christmas list!!!!

[robert42]

THERES NO SANTA, SANTA IS A CRACKHEAD WHO STEALS PRESENTS :(

[Hektik]

WTF!???!?!!!!1111ONEONEONE111 you are telling me there is no santa? lies....

[daZenfmeister]

Dude FUCK santa, when i was five i asked for a basket ball with LOTS of air (i actuallly said that specifically) and so i get it on xmas day and i go out to play with it and it fucking goes flat in like 15 min I was ready to kick the shit out of that fat bastard at the mall. fucking cheap ass mother fuckwer! AIR IS FREE YOU JOLLY ASS MOFO AND YOU COULDNT EVEN GIVE ME THAT!!! burn in hell santa

[GooseBear]

I don't know about you guys but I want flying reindeer

[socks]

I hate to break the news to you all but he's actually been stuck up my old houses chimney for the past 11 years. He trod sot through t lounge, ate all t mince pies, drank all t sherry and took all t reindeer for t carrots :eek: He was too fat to fit bk up, so him n his reindeer friends have remained as all year round xmas decorations.

Mwahahahahahahahaha santa is no more *evilness

[ermitonto]

If Santa exists, he's being an ass, giving all those presents only to the Christian kids whose parents could afford them anyways, instead of giving them to say, starving Ethiopian kids.

[kr1Nx01]

I hate to break the news to you all but he's actually been stuck up my old houses chimney for the past 11 years. He trod sot through t lounge, ate all t mince pies, drank all t sherry and took all t reindeer for t carrots :eek: He was too fat to fit bk up, so him n his reindeer friends have remained as all year round xmas decorations.

Mwahahahahahahahaha santa is no more *evilness
So instead of burning firewood, you have to burn..... Santa's shit and piss?

[socks]

Nope still wood. Hes got a piss n shit bag he emptys up top whenever hes full.

And before you ask. How he deals with the burning?

An invincible ass, all tht sittin on ice up in the north pole numbed him out.