F*ck ME SIDEWAYS HOLY CRAP!

[rebgirl420]

I just killed a HUGE frickin' bug that appeared out of nowhere on the wall! Ahhhhh ewwww icky icky! Someone save me! It's so huge and when I sprayed it with some lysol it JUMPED at me and fell! Now I have no idea where its at! OMG! ICKY!!!!

[BakedDaily0420]

haha stop being a girly girl lol jk. you should have lit the bug on fire hahaha

[rebgirl420]

nooo it was HUGE!!!! Ewwwwww! and now its somewhere in here....with me...and Im alone...and its dark....and all im armed with is some lysol, a lighter, an empty bowl, and a bass guitar...

[rebgirl420]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[BakedDaily0420]

turn on the lights, show the bug your....whats the politically correct term for this.........breasts?lol. The bug will then come out and then spray the lysol at it while simultaniously lighting the stream and the bug will die lmao.

[Andrew Nguyen]

How cute.

[rebgirl420]

what?! hahahahahaha thats the fucnniest shit ive heard all night!

[Andrew Nguyen]

Sorry, it's 2:16am and I'm pretty baked. Feelin' good though.

And how are you?

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHA. You sprayed it with Lysol?! WTF?! :stoned:

[BakedDaily0420]

haha it was all in good fun.

[rebgirl420]

haha hell yeah I lysoled it! I didnt have anything else to get it with and I am NOT touching it myself OR getting close enough to light the bastard up! I need a stick........

[BakedDaily0420]

thats rep points for reb!

[Andrew Nguyen]

I have a propane torch. It's so fun playing with that thing.

[rebgirl420]

:) hahaha yay rep points! I wish I had a torch...i guess I could make one with a stick, a sock, and some lycol....and light that sonsabitch up!

[MinusRyan]

Your title makes me actually want to! Uhh... Because guys are willing to do whatever you want us to. Uhh what's my point? CHICKEN TENDERS

[BakedDaily0420]

haha you pyro jk

[MinusRyan]

OH MY GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS #@TG,32wrkhg32n5rhgogh32oi;u:stoned::yippee: :jawdropper:


btw u have pertty eyes.

[xxxhazexxx]

im jumping on a plane to come save you:stoned:

[MinusRyan]

Blows the plane up using via Iraqis.

[rebgirl420]

haha well SOMEONE has to save me! This bug will be back..I know it...he wants vengence!

[MinusRyan]

SCREAM AT THE BUG and act like the house is on fire, he'll understand and offer to leave.

[rebgirl420]

omg.....that only works for lady bugs!

Lady Bug
Lady Bug
Fly away home
Your house is on fire
and your children are home

[MinusRyan]

Burn lady bug burn if you dont burn today you'll just die tomorrow laughing all the way.

[xxxhazexxx]

when i was in malta in 1990 a bug flew in the window of the bedroom me and my pal shit ourself it was masive had black armor plating anyway we used a air freshner and a lighter and set it on fire and the curtern court fire lol it fell to the floor we went to look at it and it flew up from the burnt curtern and flew out the window lol (i fucking hate bugs):stoned:

[MinusRyan]

Might as well Burn the house down while your at it, "HEY THE HOUSE IS LIKE A BUG, *TAKES A HOMEMADE FLAMETHROWER"..... why would you do that

but im sucha hypocrite cus i took a can of primer and a lighter a VOOOOOOSH

i almost burned off all my head hair wow that was fucking intense


Note: Dont try things while high, or drunk.

[rebgirl420]

Yeah because I def WANT to live in my car like a homeless person...GOALS!

[MinusRyan]

I wanna be a homeless person, I heard if they hold a sign at a intersection they can make 40,000 dollars off of change. Man life is goo

[MinusRyan]

Btw Listening to Bonethugs make me wanna toke so bad.

Roll up lets smoke ive got to get high, ive been high since the last song, la la la, and ive been smoking and smoking another blunt

If everyone smoke da blunt if would make the world a better place if everyone just took a break and we a just got Wasted

dont make me wait stay awake baked got the weed between the sheets, catch me mary jane blessssed me

I remember being a lil thug, weed really didnt really know what it was, then i took a puff and realized I should stay.... high. The weed the Weed makes me feel Alright alright, if you feel like i feel i got half on yo dime, if ya got weed smoke it, Im a real weed smoker, if its mine then i would since its yours you could you should.

[xxxhazexxx]

i was young and on holiday with my mates it felt like a good idea at the time,i can still see that fuking thing flying at me lol:stoned:

[rebgirl420]

wow smokey Mc random comment, it seems like you need to take a little brake;)

[LittLeWinG]

I have an idea....

Smoke a lot of weed.... hot box the entire room.... get the spider fucking stoned.

This spider will get fucking hungry, right? So ingeniously plant a nice spider platter of fresh juicy flys in the middle of the room, on top of a mouse trap.

Now... place an aerosole can next to the fly platter, right where the trap thing will hit.

Now, very inconspiciously, place some touch explosives onto the aerosole can.

The motherfucker will be hungry as balls, and will stupidly take the trap and ravage those flies, while in the process setting off the trap, exploding the touch explosives, which in turn will blow up the aerosole can... which will fuck that spider up savagly.

It's the perfect stoner way too annihilate that motherfucking intimidating spider. In a stylish and awesome manner.

..... ;)

[BakedDaily0420]

haha owned

[MinusRyan]

well i need a break to smoke :( my indica is a fucking vegging piece of shit and no smokable parts are ready... Im gonna cry on my plant.

ROFL at littlewings post, priceless.


WOULDNT SHE BLOW THE FUCK UP LIKE THE BUG IF SHE WERE TO DO THAT AHAHAHAHAHA

[LittLeWinG]

well i need a break to smoke :( my indica is a fucking vegging piece of shit and no smokable parts are ready... Im gonna cry on my plant.

ROFL at littlewings post, priceless.


WOULDNT SHE BLOW THE FUCK UP LIKE THE BUG IF SHE WERE TO DO THAT AHAHAHAHAHA

No no no

She would obviously be wearing a fireproof suit, behind a protective wall of steel with a bulllet proof glass window so she can see the aftermath... Duh :wtf:

[MinusRyan]

Of course no question about it, she knows exactly

[rebgirl420]

holy shit guys........this sounds expensive as fuck!

[LittLeWinG]

Case closed

[MinusRyan]

No since wing has it all i'd just ask him since he makes aerosol explosives for a living. It's common actually like i make lysol explosives but mainly windex.

[LittLeWinG]

Well.... it's either this or the spider kills you :O

What's your life worth to you?!?

[LittLeWinG]

No since wing has it all i'd just ask him since he makes aerosol explosives for a living. It's common actually like i make lysol explosives but mainly windex.

Well thats true

But rebgirl would have to pay for postage and handling... :(

[lazy smoker7]

hmm so whats up with the name of this thread being "F*ck me sideways holy crap" hmmmmm :rolleyes: I=:stoned: :jointsmile:

[MinusRyan]

I was thinking the same thing but then chicken tenders. SHE WANTS IT HER WAY DRIVE AROUND

[rebgirl420]

haha well.....my life would be pretty shitty if I survive lockup and cancer BUT a frickin' spider-thingy kills me...that would blow

[rebgirl420]

and haha yeah the name just sorta came out of me when I seen the spider but yeah....this post will probably get a few hundred views bu dissapointed guys by noon tommorow haha

[MinusRyan]

Just send iraqis they always save the day. by blowing shit up NIKKA

[rebgirl420]

...I dont want Iraqis in my frickin' house....how am I going to explain THAT to the neighbors

[MinusRyan]

Say bush wanted to attack your home for no reason whatsoever, the world will believe him. Don't worry.

[LittLeWinG]

...I dont want Iraqis in my frickin' house....how am I going to explain THAT to the neighbors

Family reunion? :rolleyes:

[rebgirl420]

Say bush wanted to attack your home for no reason whatsoever, the world will believe him. Don't worry.

hmmmm well Im a proud republican hun, so save that for your liberal friends.

[BakedDaily0420]

There she goes agian attacking liberals like me LMAO jk reb

[MinusRyan]

BUT SERIOUSLY REPUBLICAN OR NOT COME Onnn...............its pretty obvious

[rebgirl420]

no, no sir its not and I am NOT going argue politics. Besides, this is supposed to be a funny thread. Don't muck it up with your political views man. Thats what the politics forum is for.

[MinusRyan]

IM NOT GONNA TALK POLOTOCS EDUR IT ALDAYS ENDS UP IN DUR YELLING MA T ACh

lol btw i watch cnn and fox news every dai

[Scarlet Sky]

tsk...

:p

[BakedDaily0420]

I do believe that reb just OWNED you sir!

[rebgirl420]

yeah I watch FOX news only but anyway, yeah all that will happen is we'll mother F each other. But anywho..........I havent seen the spider in a while....do you think he's waiting for his chance to strike?

[MinusRyan]

He's taking a shiot on your carpet, do you want that? CHICKEN FUCKING TENDERS

[rebgirl420]

wow........:wtf:

[MinusRyan]

meow.

[MinusRyan]

I bet the spider is regrouping along with the rest of his friends to form the 300 inpenetrable wall, SPARTANS TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, the spider is gonna conquer if you dont kill eet.

[Scarlet Sky]

yeah I watch FOX news only but anyway, yeah all that will happen is we'll mother F each other. But anywho..........I havent seen the spider in a while....do you think he's waiting for his chance to strike?

the poor thing...

lol, you'd die in five mins at my house babe... here, we must learn to live in harmony with the fleas and spiders and mites and lady bugs :D

[rebgirl420]

Mr.Kitty will protect me!

[BakedDaily0420]

Wow i do believe you have lost ur mind good sir!

[MinusRyan]

HOLY FUCK that cat is a rat dat is duh fat piece of phat.

[rebgirl420]

...he reminds me of me :)

[MinusRyan]

he looks like a republican. with his white FURRR WHITE ONLY

[BakedDaily0420]

point proven:thumbsup:

[Scarlet Sky]

HOLY FUCK that cat is a rat dat is duh fat piece of phat.

:wtf:

[BakedDaily0420]

about you having lost your mind.

[MinusRyan]

Well No weed = greed.

[rebgirl420]

he looks like a republican. with his white FURRR WHITE ONLY

yeah he is...like me.....I bet the war would be over in a second if they flew Mr.Kitty over there;)

[MinusRyan]

that cat would MALNUKE EVERYONE.

[Scarlet Sky]

:rambo:

[MinusRyan]

is it just me or does the cat having fucking huge eyes, it looks retarded almost whoa is life.

[LittLeWinG]

You can borrow my aardvark for protection if you want... :thumbsup:

[MinusRyan]

I'd love to have that as a pet! I'd feed it human.

[rebgirl420]

NOOOO MR.KITTY IS NOT RETARTED!!!!!! *tears*

[MinusRyan]

Almost maybe his iq is just below average. But seriously Id feed the aardvark human. Maybe even some kittens. for a balanced meal. No dairy, just blood.

[LittLeWinG]

I'd love to have that as a pet! I'd feed it human.

LOL i dont know why, but that cracked me up

[rebgirl420]

< Is a PETA member haha

[MinusRyan]

Ex peta member.

[LittLeWinG]

"I'd feed it human"

LOLLL dude im still laughing about this...

[MinusRyan]

the aaarrdvark looks like a monkey, a rabbit, a pig, a dog. its pretty much a monkrapidog.

[LittLeWinG]

the aaarrdvark looks like a monkey, a rabbit, a pig, a dog. its pretty much a monkrapidog.

hahahaah dude stop it seriously.
This is ridiculous. Im literally 'lmao'

[rebgirl420]

that aardvark is pretty f*cking frightening

[MinusRyan]

Monk rap a dog, there must be something to it! its like national treasure
Staring Nicholas cage IN THEATRES november 2004

[MinusRyan]

OH I GOT IT
IF IT WERE ON POKEMON WOULD IT SAY"MONK RAP A DOG" each time it talks? GO GO MONKRAPIDOG YOU FUCKIGNG POON FOR A POKEMON

[LittLeWinG]

That picture of that aardvark has caused so much laughter among the stoners around here.

One time my friend told me to imagine it killing my friend.

The picture in my head had me laughing for an hour.

[MinusRyan]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL IMAGINED KILLING HIS FRIEND ROFLMAO

[rebgirl420]

That picture of that aardvark has caused so much laughter among the stoners around here.

One time my friend told me to imagine it killing my friend.

The picture in my head had me laughing for an hour.

OMG heheheheheehe! Yes!!!!

[MinusRyan]

If i saw one Id shit my pants and make him eat the shit off my bum. THE RAIL IS ON MY BUM , MY BUM IS ALLL ALONE, I WANNA FIRE THE CANNON THE CANNON

[MinusRyan]

So i heard republicans are conservative? OH BURN

[AsianStoner420]

"and sweet sauce on my pussy"
"GET SOME SAUCE, SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!"

hahaha Dane Cook rules!

"Mam are you trying to seduce me via drive thru wat are you sayin??? HELLLOOOO!!!!!!!!"



Wheres the bug???lol i wish its already dead,...

[rebgirl420]

yeah i have no clue where the bug is......he fell to the floor and ran like hell...so either the lyscol has killed/or is killing him OR he's waiting for his chance to attack

[MinusRyan]

HES GONNA JUMP IN THE AIR WITH A KNIFE AND CUT YOUR HAND OFF BEFORE YOU CAN CRACK THE WHIP WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

[Kid Dynamite]

I wanna be a homeless person, I heard if they hold a sign at a intersection they can make 40,000 dollars off of change. Man life is goo

Im sorry but thats ridiculous. If homeless people made 40 thou a year then they wouldn't be living on the street, would they.

EDIR - Just saw the aardvark :D :stoned:

[LittLeWinG]

Oh... so you havn't incinerated that bitch with the lyscol yet?

[LittLeWinG]

MinusRyan.... are you high? like seriously lol

[AsianStoner420]

lol reb u should be ready for an attack coz their coming!!!!!! and i mean yes, they will come in numbers and they are gonna look just like this:

[rebgirl420]

hhahahahah FUCK ME HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rebgirl420]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOT HIM AGAIN BUT HE WONT DIEEEEEE

[MinusRyan]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT A GIANT SPIDER ON STERIOIDS AHUMPING A FUCKING SOLDIER WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO

[rebgirl420]

No seriously! He just fell to the floor again! WHAT SHOULD I DO!????

[LittLeWinG]

LOLLLL

ah reb, i told you, you should have done my booby trap while you had the chance.

You're a gonner now.

[AsianStoner420]

do some mad karate chops on him,.. Get a stick or sumthin then poke him,... or better yet get ur hairspray then put a lighter on its tip then torch the motherfucker,..

[MinusRyan]

TAKE A FUCKING MAGUM TO THE FGUCKING PIEC EO F SHIT SPIDER , "DO YOU FEEL LUCKY YOU LITTLE SHIT WELL DO YA? HUH WHAT OKAY"

[rebgirl420]

seriously......Theresa is getting pretty bummed out over this damn bug...and hes not a spider....hes more of a lightning bug....only all black

[MinusRyan]

I know just drop a fucking H-BOMB ON THE HOUSE JESUS h CHRIST

[MinusRyan]

WHAT THE FUCK WOULD QUAGMIRE SAY? GIGGITY

[LittLeWinG]

A lightning bug?

I think you should just get a big book and just drop it on it.

Otherwise just get used to it.... and try to get it to pay rent.

[rebgirl420]

Id light him on fire but he jumps! And if he touched me Ill cry

[MinusRyan]

You hold a gun to its head and make it pay rent. I would.

[rebgirl420]

dude, stop spamming my thread...its starting to piss me off

[LittLeWinG]

Nighty nights

[MinusRyan]

this weed is the fire and im going nuts. later and sorry about spamming this shit is chronic

[AsianStoner420]

pwned

[rebgirl420]

yeah he's still funny but hes soooo high

[LittLeWinG]

He's ridiculously high, by the sounds of it.

I want what he's smokin...

[twentysac]

lmao. you attacked the bug with lysol. if nothing else its dissenfected now. lol



yeah now that i think about it someone probably said that already and i was just to lazy to read it all. ah well

[Gatekeeper777]

:) hahaha yay rep points! I wish I had a torch...i guess I could make one with a stick, a sock, and some lycol....and light that sonsabitch up!

now thats some rep points. i can see it now. roflmao

[JOINTMASTER5]

How cute.


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH, NAMEAN! NAMEAN!!!!! YA KNO WAT I MEANNN!!! LMFAO:D

[LittLeWinG]

hmmmm well Im a proud republican hun, so save that for your liberal friends.

:).

[JOINTMASTER5]

INTERESTING TITLE

[surreys princess]

i am curious....

since when do peta members eat burger king? they are vegetarians and vegans.....

[urgrass]

lol i just got back form behing baned :( lol i hope u killed that bitch

[Reefer Rogue]

Throw dollar bills at it.

[orangeman]

What you should have done was get a candle or a q-tip and set it on fire and spray some WD-40 in the direction of the bug and torch the fuck out of it lol.

[growinforthefuture]

frickin conservatives paranoid about EVERYTHING. haha j/k btw i hate spiders too but since i would never kill anything that was not human (and evil) i just put them out, in the snow usually that way i didn't really kill them the winter did.

ninja lightning bugs wearing all black armor however do seem to be cause for worry for anyone, and may even qualify as evil humans, technically

[jdmarcus59]

I,ll will save you.....

[Snake2389]

its a survival of the fittest. If you dont defeat it, it will take over your room. They reproduce pretty fast too, so in a week youll have like 10 of them.
Use one of the weapons of mass destruction, a flip-flop and hunt it down.

[rebgirl420]

i am curious....

since when do peta members eat burger king? they are vegetarians and vegans.....



Well burger king has tasty vegan burgers that kick ass. PETA actually sends you 2 or 3 free coupons for it each year. But im not 100 percent vegan anymore. More like 40/60.

[rebgirl420]

Oh and I havent seen the spider thing since...I think the lyscol got him!

[LittLeWinG]

Doubt it.

It's coming back in numbers.

[biohazard]

go get its guts, roll em up with some bud and smoke it. that should effectivley cure your fear of bugs.

[rebgirl420]

nah Im pretty sure he's dead....but if I DO see him again im lighting him on fire. No joke.

[LittLeWinG]

go get its guts, roll em up with some bud and smoke it. that should effectivley cure your fear of bugs.

I'm preeeetty sure it wont... ;)

[Skink]

I think it was a GooBer...

[growinforthefuture]

was it REALLY A NINJA LIGHTNING BUG? THEY GOT ARMOR YOU KNOW... THATS WHY HE DIDN'T DIE FST. DAMN CAPS. PH WELL I AM NOT RETYPING

[rebgirl420]

I think it was a GooBer...

haha I forgot about that!

[Skink]

Don't worry,,, you can go to sleep...

[rebgirl420]

yeah i havent seen him all night......I hope he didnt have a family!

[Skink]

I remember this ginormous bug that lived in my grandfathers house,,,every 6 months or so there would be a sighting from my cousins or aunts and uncles...

[rebgirl420]

what happened to it skink?

[BakedDaily0420]

haha why did u sign off reb?

[rebgirl420]

My freaking aim screwed up, sorry. You have yahoo?

[BakedDaily0420]

no is it free?

[rebgirl420]

yeah it is

[BakedDaily0420]

downloading ;)

[rebgirl420]

awsome

[Weedhound]

That bug is in your bed right at this moment.....waiting for you. :( It will wait until you are asleep and then eat out your eyeballs.......

[rebgirl420]

:gunfighter2: NOOOO

[smoke it]

so..... its the next day. did the bug eat rebgirl or what?

[affasd]

fuck...........sometimes i see these nasty ass lookingbugs around my house....they look kinda like centepedes or something, but all the legs are really long and they move really damn fast......well i just saw one in my bathroom but i thought it was dead so i brusehed my teeth then when i looked back it was gone......now im freaking out cause that mother fucker is somewhere around here....they are so creepy and move really fast and they can go under small spaces like under carpets......god i hate them

[crudemood]

err i hate bugs too. id be just as scared as you are.. id actually move myself to another room for a couple of days. i cannot sleep in the same room knowing the bug is in there ready to pounce me at anytime. just give me the shivers just thinking about it.

[guitar_player882006]

Only a hot stoner chick like reb could possibly have a 7 page thread on killing a bug.

[User Name Here]

Fuck that makes me feel all itchy like a crack whore.

I can't stand insects. especially with armor plating.

[rebgirl420]

I found its dead body and I flushed him down the toilet...I couldnt put him in the trash and risk him coming back to life

[Snake2389]

Congratulations! You have defeated the monster!

[Weedhound]

what about all his thousands of children.....??

[rebgirl420]

what about all his thousands of children.....??

I know i feel bad but he was icky

[Weedhound]

Lol, thats not what I meant rebgirl......I mean they ALL are going to be looking for revenge.....:wtf:

[rebgirl420]

Oh! Hahahaha! Yeah like in 300 haha

[epicsoundz69]

One time I had heard gunshots in my uncles house. It turns out that he woke up with a centipede on his chest, freaked out, and blasted the crap out of it and the bedroom with a 20 ga.

:eek: :jawdropper: :gunfighter2:

[Weedhound]

what would he do if saw a mouse.....atom bomb??:D

[rebgirl420]

hahah really thats crazy....but I can see why he'd do it...centipedes are freaking scary

[epicsoundz69]

ugh, centipedes. :eek:
I hate centipedes most out of anything

[rebgirl420]

yeah, what about those pinchy ones? The tiny half centipede half pincher thing? Ick!

[epicsoundz69]

Naaaastyy

I had a gigantic one crawl over my bare foot when I was like, 9. I swear, it was one of the ancients or something.
Traumatized me for life that did.

[rebgirl420]

hahah it should have been in a museum

[epicsoundz69]

Nah, it would scare the little kids lol

:but it could have been.

[grasshopper420]

nooo it was HUGE!!!! Ewwwwww! and now its somewhere in here....with me...and Im alone...and its dark....and all im armed with is some lysol, a lighter, an empty bowl, and a bass guitar...

i reccomend taki the lysol and cleaning the pc des the break up the bowl on the desk load the bowl in a pipe smoke it then shred that bass to the vicarious tune whilst i pull my guitar and bus vocals OH YEAH jam session....BEEP:thumbsup: