How desperate of a virgin did you get? [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

cannabis=freedom

04-11-2007, 02:46 AM

Shit, before my first time I was at the point where I would have fucked any chick 5/10 or higher (luckily I got a 9).

Don't get me wrong; I'm not that way anymore, and I'm no longer really shallow, but apparently that's common at that stage of life. How about you guys?

cannabis=freedom

04-11-2007, 03:19 AM

Oh come on, I'm sure some of you had great longing for sex back when you were virgins. It's human nature.

kingjustin

04-11-2007, 03:50 AM

Oh yes. The virgin days.

When I was 15 I nailed this girl who lived down the street because I wondered what it was like. Big mistake.
She didn't stop calling me until I was 17.

cannabis=freedom

04-11-2007, 03:53 AM

Oh yes. The virgin days.

When I was 15 I nailed this girl who lived down the street because I wondered what it was like. Big mistake.
She didn't stop calling me until I was 17.

Haha there's a little thing called Caller ID.

kingjustin

04-11-2007, 03:55 AM

Oh I know...

Markass

04-11-2007, 03:58 AM

I was 15, and very uninterested in women...I was really into skateboarding as I recall..was at a chick friend's house and her sister came from out of town..she bought some beer we got trashed and I lost my virginity..women are great..at least the un-married ones..

Skink

04-11-2007, 04:24 AM

I got a teacher :p :p :p

OniEhtRedrum781

04-11-2007, 04:29 AM

I got a teacher :p :p :p

elaborate please...

JunkYard

04-11-2007, 04:34 AM

I did my best friends older sister...Can't say it was worth it either. She slapped me silly for not calling after, and he quit speaking to me./shrug

halfassedjediknight

04-11-2007, 05:36 PM

i lost my virginity to this girl that lived a block up from me. she was way pretty but just wasnt my type. and afterwards she would come to my house at 6 in the morning and wouldnt leave until like midnight. then shed ask my mom for a ride home. it got ridiculous.

but as things turn out..shes a model now haha. not like some crazy gucci model or someone on the cover of maxim or anything. but she does model.

Non

04-11-2007, 06:24 PM

haha, so desperate I was never able to lose it.

kdspecial

04-11-2007, 07:05 PM

My first time wasn't all that great at all...
My GF at the time was so freaked about the pain, Rubbed Tatoo cream all over her sensitive area We did it I had no idea what I was really doing. And She didn't feel a thing... :(

We went to do it again And she bleed and said it hurt so badly. It didn't feel all that great for me ither, We needed some lube. But we were like 17 so I at the time didn't know any better.

A few years past we had not dated for some time I had moved away to College, She went to university and became a full out Lesbian, I was kinda taken back and felt a little responsible. Seeing as I was the only real guy she had been with untill she told me that she was a full on Lesbian. I didn't feel too bummed because things were working out good for me in College, Its amazing what drugs and booze can do to help inexperienced Sexual activity.

Then I took a trip to her School to visit somone else I saw her at the bar, and she went at it with me, dancing and such then she introduced me to her Roommate, It was a night I will never forget.

For every Bad thing Theres always a good.

kd

Ganj

04-11-2007, 07:24 PM

Crazed, horny virgin? Me?! Never! I was more interested in perfecting my rolling skills and inserting ecstasy up my butt. Eventually, a fellow pothead allowed me to have sex with her. I rose the following morning bewildered and kind of scared. She really liked me, but my eyes were clouded by fear. A year or so has gone by and I still find myself seeking out her number. A part of me wants to give her the pleasure she deserves and the other side wants to lay near her and discuss the trifles of television.

Ganj

04-11-2007, 07:31 PM

Oh! And I met her online! I win!

only4me

04-11-2007, 07:38 PM

Damn all i remember is all the guys want to help you discover yourself! damn thats a laugh if i wanted that i would spark up...if i had wanted a good shag i would of invested in a vibrator ...got to be better than a pervert of a teenager!:thumbsup:

Marcel

04-11-2007, 07:55 PM

After a good toke session a good friend toled me he was desperate enough to visit the red light district... At first i thought he was joking so i started laughing... That was a awkward moment. :D

I lost my virginity 4 years ago when i was on vacation in Sweden and smoked some find buds whit a older good looking blond. Damn got to love the magical herb.

baisez le monde.

04-11-2007, 07:55 PM

I never really had the chance to get desperate. I was almost 15, I had a boyfriend, I had a kickback at my house, we got drunk, end of story.

BabyFacedAbortion

04-11-2007, 08:14 PM

I was 13 and he was 13. my best friend and her boyfriend kicked me and her boyfriend's best friend out of the room so they could get it on. (Nothing new lol)

We did it in this back room with a red fleece blanket on the floor, it lasted about five minutes and it was really boring and I kept my shirt on. I was emotionally FUCKED at the time and he really played with my head. He was dating this girl and I was dating this other girl and I dumped my bitch for him, he sworeeee he'd break up with her, but of course he didn't. Later on he got me to give him (my first) blow job. After all of that he wouldn't cuddle with me, or share the blanket. I spent the night on a cold floor with no pillows next to the guy I'd be forced to remember.

Asshole.

Turns out he's a lardass now and just broke up with his girlfriend of like 3 years.

HAHAHAHA.

He's an okay kid but I definitly made out a lot better.

lagstronaut

04-11-2007, 08:46 PM

one-deep

04-11-2007, 09:07 PM

damn lag b that suck's man but you'll get your's 1 of these day's. sence im from chicago, where i started was with fast ass girl's that way when i got to somebody i really liked i was all good. so what im saying b is start small and work your way up.

kdspecial

04-11-2007, 10:03 PM

umm i'm about to turn 18 in about a week and i still have no luck.........and i would say i am 8/10 on the cute scale and pretty self confident (but not arrogant) plus in some people's opinions one of the school's funniest people.....yet....nothing. i gotta tell you i am jonseing sooo bad too... i am just actually pretty afraid that every girl i end up doing it with at this point will be like "woooow okaaaay" when they found out i still have my flower, whether it be through me telling them or me acting like a total retard when i'm trying to bone her. whaaaaat theeee heeeelllllll :(

your 18 you should be in College Or university right? It'll happen there if anywhere As long as you don't live at home ofcourse. Makes it more awkward. She can't stay the night etc.

I rember always complaining about school work and hard ass exams etc. Money Food all the college stuff. My Mom would just laugh and say "these are the best years of your life you know." And in typical 19yr old mentality I shrugged it off Cuz I know all. Im a young adult etc... Now looking back she was totally right.... I had a blast And the chicks were awsome to me.... I just rolled the Doobies...

kd

tehcromex

04-12-2007, 12:08 AM

i was 13 and my old cousins cheerleader friend called the house one day looking for her to talk her through some drama at her house ( abusive parents) (btw i lived with my aunt at the time) and she was at her dads house so being the good person i am i listened to her problems and help her the best i could we started talking more often on the phone she went through a break up with her bf and wanted someone to talk to and .. well she was a older hot cheerleader so yea im mr relationship fix it and we formed a bond ... one night she stopped by at like 1am and knocked on my bedroom window ( ranch house ) and i got out of bed and she took me to a motel on the other side of town and i lost my virginity to her in the shower of the room it was aqward but she was simpethetic to my inexperiance i fell down in the shower twice. then she laid me on hte bed and we made love and then followed up with some wild passionate sex afterwards. i was so nervious that it took me forever to cum which in my case worked out to my advantage.

it was an experiance ill never forget but things went wrong after that but im not gonna get into that now

so yea 13 with hot cheerleader in a hotel room she was 22 at the time i think a sophmore in college so around that age i believe

Gatekeeper777

04-12-2007, 12:25 AM

I waited till i was 22. then i nailed everything (female) that walked 18 to 80 that was NOT related to me. lol,

Non

04-12-2007, 12:43 AM

lol 22, damn I'm 20 and it 'sucks'...

thecreator

04-12-2007, 12:56 AM

Damn I lost mine @ a late age compared to the rest of you fuckers ;17. All I know is I waited for the right woman. It was perfect evening and I actually still see her. I did other things like perfect my oral game. I think that was my saving grace my first time, spent an hour down there and had little to no work to do :thumbsup:

187

04-12-2007, 01:44 AM

so yea 13 with hot cheerleader in a hotel room she was 22 at the time i think a sophmore in college so around that age i believe

wtf kind of 22 year old women has sex wiht a 13 year old wow

thecreator

04-12-2007, 01:52 AM

wtf kind of 22 year old women has sex wiht a 13 year old wow

Yea bro im with you! Thats something i'd never do even I had 4 or 5 bottles to the head.

tehcromex

04-12-2007, 02:03 AM

wtf kind of 22 year old women has sex wiht a 13 year old wow

well i guess i hadnt thought to much about it in a long time.
i know some of you might think of it as being perverted or sick but for me it was turning point in my life she taught me things and was the first woman i ever loved. i dunno it may seem deranged to you guys but it was an amazing time in my life and i wouldnt take it back for anything

cannabis campbell

04-12-2007, 02:47 AM

Lol back in the day, you think its a big deal but once you have it you dont really think of it as anything.

I dont know about 5/10 lmao, maybe 7/10 at the worst i guess im shallow in a way but i cant help it most boys are.

invision

04-12-2007, 03:24 AM

my first was a pretty ugly girl.....i hold no shame, i was 16 and getting laid was just the right thing to do and that was that. In the end we end up hating each other :)

DryGuy420

04-12-2007, 04:46 AM

Ahhh yes,i remember it like yesterday.

I was 15 and just got done with a long day of hangin out,outside the 7-11. It was like 12:15 and this smokin hot chick pulled up and parked near the dumpsters. She got out of her Jeep and walked into the 7-11,she bought some shit and started back to the Jeep. As she was fumbling for her keys as i walked over to her and grabber her by the hair and dragged her behind the dumpster. One donkey punch and alot of spit later and i am no longer a virgin. Oh and i was smoking weed just like everyone else when they lost their virginity.

This bullshit is just about as believable as some of these stories...

my first was a pretty ugly girl.....i hold no shame

That is a fuckin AWESOME way to put it LOLOLOLOL I cant stop laughing!!!!

Reefer Rogue

04-12-2007, 02:07 PM

I lost it to a prostitute in amsterdam. Best looking women i've ever seen in my life and best money i've ever spent.

LIP

04-12-2007, 04:53 PM

I shagged my bird who was 17 when i was 14 - and we carried on shagging for the best part of a year - non stop.

Then i fixed her car for her and had to pay over £200 out of my pocket for parts - she never paid up so i told her to stick it.

Then a week after i finsihed it i knocked on her door for almost an hour before she paid me - and i put 50 interest on it.

Havnt seen the bitch since, and if i did she'd get emty water bottles thrown at her [it's all i've got in my van that i'd be happy to throw]

Pipe Dreams

04-12-2007, 05:14 PM

I was 14, she was 14, I hate her now, she still calls sometimes o.O (what the fuck?)

lazy smoker7

04-12-2007, 05:54 PM

I lost mine when I was 15 and it was very odd experience and I was high at the time also. Like there was this pretty good looking 24 year old that worked on my parents back yard like doing the garden and shit and one day she was in the house and she knocked on my door to my room when she heard the bubbles of my bong and I opened it and she said can I have a hit? I was like sure and she sat next to me and we smoke the bong and a few joints and then all of a sudden she just started kissing my neck and yep... you get the picture and it was a fucking awesome day and was not expecting that. ( I also remeber the day before that happened I was in my room thinking to myself.. I must be ugly... I am never going to get laid ever, I bet i going to be 80 years old and never get laid and look what happend the next day lol) although it sorta sucked because I did not really know what I was doing and sorta had to ask for help here and there lol... but yea I thought so much of getting laid until i got laid and not its not that big of a deal... i dont treat it like the end of the world like it was when I was a virgin lol...

AsianStoner420

04-12-2007, 06:53 PM

I was 14 and shes also 14,... She visited me on my province with her sister that is girlfriend of my couzin,.. we get drunk and did it,.. i kinda liked it tho coz its so great getting your virginity lose with sum1 that you really love,...i still love her till now but i need to get over it shes has a new life now and ME doesnt fit on it,..

d00d557

04-14-2007, 03:13 AM

hahahahaha, I remember it like it was.....two months ago. I went out with this chick for two weeks and we fucked on the two week mark in the damn bubble tubes on the playground. Wasn't really the best place but she was stoned and I was sober so I was like whatever fuck it. It wasn't really as awkward as I thought it would be. Only lasted like fucking 5-7 minutes because my mom had to come fucking get me. Anyway my parents found out about it like that wednesday and gave me hell for it and I realised that I didn't really like her as much as I thought I did so I dumped her pretty much. I needed to anyway because my parents hated her after that. Rule numero uno....NO FAT CHICKS....gross
she wasn't really like fat fat but a little bit chunky, and damn does thinking about it make me cringe:wtf3:

Dantexg

04-15-2007, 05:11 AM

I'm 19 almost 20, still have had no luck. lol

rebgirl420

04-15-2007, 05:15 AM

I lost mine at age 11 to this guy I was obsessed with (he was 16). It was amazing! haha

Dantexg

04-15-2007, 05:23 AM

Wow, sorry, but I find that preeeeetty fucked up.

rebgirl420

04-15-2007, 05:25 AM

I dont see why, I was always mature and I was never really a kid.

BakedDaily0420

04-15-2007, 05:27 AM

ummm i didnt get that desperate. I was 14 and she was 14. She was hot, i mean not smokin or anything but hot. We fucked at my friends house on a fouton in the spare bedroom while everybody else was gettin fucked up in the living room lol.

DR_CANNABIS

04-15-2007, 05:42 AM

meh im 16 now, not to desprate, had a couple chances but didnt take them, and i dont regret it. but i can easily lose it if i really had the desire too.

Eazy

04-15-2007, 04:09 PM

age 14 ma bday n nope wernt hory till after,

make it legal

04-15-2007, 04:53 PM

16. Haven't lost it. Get shit all the time from friends but I'm just not too great with the ladies. I mean, I'm fine at making friends, but that's about as far as it goes unfortunately.

BluBerrywidow

04-15-2007, 05:52 PM

15 nukka

JunkYard

04-15-2007, 06:24 PM

Wow, sorry, but I find that preeeeetty fucked up.

yeah, me too. :wtf:

potsmokingnome

04-15-2007, 06:57 PM

potsmokingnome

04-15-2007, 07:02 PM

Rule numero uno....NO FAT CHICKS....gross
she wasn't really like fat fat but a little bit chunky, and damn does thinking about it make me cringe:wtf3:

Your an insensitve little shit aren't you!

d00d557

04-15-2007, 07:48 PM

just because i'm mad at the bitch too, jesus she sucks every time we talk she ends up bitching at me

DJ R

04-16-2007, 05:32 AM

I didn't even get a chance really till I was 24...Never had a girlfriend really till then, and I was the most shy and introverted kid in highschool, everyone thought I was gay, which I'm totally not! I've only been with 2 women, and one other that all she did was give me BJ's she was damn good at that though! lol I dunno to me sex is not a big thing, and plus I have sexual Anxiety I know that sounds weird but I do and I hate it, I over think everything when it comes to sex...I think I really should get my Anxiety checked out.."Hey Doc I get anxiety before sex most of the time, any help with that?"

Wow, that was personal....

Naw, not that weird, really. I get nervous, too, depending on how much or little I like the chick. If serenity don't come with experience, ask a professional. I mean, why not?

Personally, I was slightly desperate and really drunk. I was 18, had knocked back something fierce (can't remember what, but I was leanin for sure), and hit on by another drunk chick at some party I cant even remember how I arrived at. To explain how bad the beer goggles were, I woke up the next day turned over and went, "Aw, well dammit," and she was not pleased. bah humbug.

pass_the_dubbie

04-16-2007, 08:59 AM

I didnt have no perfect thing or anything....Was at my friends beerfest, I had to sleep on the sofa and his sister ended up sleeping with me. Once my friend went into the next room we started kissing and the rest happened from there....my friend never found out and im still friends with him and his sister to this day.
Although he did bust my nose pretty bad on saturday, slammed a door in my face and my nose was bleeding for ages.....didnt hurt though, your eyes naturally water when your nose gets hit.
*cough*