my (smart) 35 year old cousin wrote me a resume lmao FUNNY !!!

[smokealot123]

omfg this is some funny shit ! this is my inmature cousin that actually used to be the person who read and appruved resumes for a liveing for a multi million dollar corperation (amazingly you would not beleve he is verry smart, dresses in thousand dollar suits with cufflings and the whole 9) yet he is verry inmature and this is what he wrote for a joke resume after i asked him 2 wright one for me ahha enoy *note the anal and masterbateing is not true aha*




Jake ****** *****
1*5*0 Real Road
Acton,ON
******
519-853-****




PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE


Walmart, Milton, ON -- Sept 2006 – March 2007
Masturbator
• Masturbated in women’s washroom
• Smoked lots of good shit and got fucked up
• Ate lots of food on ******* and got fatter
• ***** lots of playing cards for Texas Holdey tourneys
• Anal sex with male employees


Acton Golf Course, Acton, ON -- April 2004 – September 2006
Weed Planter
• Planted Grow-ops on Golf course in private areas
• Masturbated in women’s washroom\
• Anal sex with male employees



EDUCATION

Acton High School – DROPPED OUT (interfered with smoking weed and sleeping).


HOBBIES

Smoking weed, masturbating in women’s washrooms, anal sex with men



Nobody willing to give me a reference




lmao i loved it haha my mom found it amuseing 2 lol:)

[MFer]

Real Contact Information at the top?

Idk how you feel, but I wouldnt feel too safe havin all that on a public website.

[slipknotpsycho]

i take it your ultimate fantasy would be getting done up the butt in a woman's bathroom while masturbating. possibly holding a joint.

[smokealot123]

Real Contact Information at the top?

Idk how you feel, but I wouldnt feel too safe havin all that on a public website.

lmao i changed it as soon as i hit the *save changes* thing no worries u wont snitch hehe :)

[slipknotpsycho]

lmao i changed it as soon as i hit the *save changes* thing no worries u wont snitch hehe :)

damn i knew i shoulda copy'd and saved that info ... oh well..

[MFer]

lmao i changed it as soon as i hit the *save changes* thing no worries u wont snitch hehe :)

Nahh Dude, I actually don't remember it. Just lookin out for people :jointsmile:

[smokealot123]

damn i knew i shoulda copy'd and saved that info ... oh well..

holly mother sucking christ u have alot of posts.. are you like 73 or something

[slipknotpsycho]

no, just a few months off 22... i been on this site for nearly 3 years now...

[smokealot123]

Nahh Dude, I actually don't remember it. Just lookin out for people :jointsmile:

typical stoner ;)

[smokealot123]

im gunna do the shaveing cream and string to him tonight lmao

[Greenport]

no, just a few months off 22... i been on this site for nearly 3 years now...

damn ur only 22. u have a child dont ya? i thought u were at least 25 man :(

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah, been married 3 years, and my son turned 2 in dec.

[orangeman]

ROOOOFL this is hilarious. He seems to be a horny fuck xD.