NASTY story

[TOOL9]

So this story has nothing to do with weed but i decided to go ahead and post it. Yesterday when i came home from school i came in the room im in right now to play some guitar. Also im going to go ahead and explain that my family found a cat abandoned over the summer and so we adopted it but i have 3 dogs so we have to keep her in one room at a time ( which is normally the room with the computer) and so we keep the window open so she can go outside and go to the bathroom and come in as she pleases. So i come in and pick up the guitar thats in the corner with a bunch of other stuff laying on the ground by it and as my foot hits the ground i feel something stick to my foot, so i take a step or two back and put the guitar down and i then lift up my foot and there is half of a dead fucking mouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so fucking disgusting! I was barefoot at the time

[go toke up]

cool. i think i would have eaten the other half of the mouse. just kidding. but not really. ha ha

[slpntrx5]

OMIGAWSH! YOU HAVE TEH RAAYYYBEEZE!!!

[Xhoshi]

thats kinda cool.
it's like an expression of kinship...
she would come in handy, if u were starving, stranded in the middle of some forest.

[Inferius]

You should teach it to bring in half-dead virgins.

[Brett1038]

i guess that just means your cat is a bad ass..

[Kid Dynamite]

It's a sign of respect...the cat kills the fucker and then brings it to you as a gift. They just don't get that its the sort of gift we'd rather not have...

My cats used to kill all sorst of shit before they got so fat...i got used to realising that unidentified thing on the floor was a mouse stomach...ugh.

[Scarlet Sky]

my cat is the friggin hitler of mice; no shit, i don't have any birds or rodents anywhere in my yard anymore....

squirels or rabbits either...

[Kid Dynamite]

my cat is the friggin hitler of mice; no shit, i don't have any birds or rodents anywhere in my yard anymore....

squirels or rabbits either...

small children?

lol