farting during sex

[dkeltz]

has anyone ever had a girl during sex? i was fucking my girl in the poop chute and then all of a sudden i felt a warm tingling feeling hit my cock. it was silent but deadly. i continued fucking her up the bum and then made her suck my cock clean, so my dick didnt smell like ass for the rest of the day

[stinkyattic]

Oh that's fucking responsible, way to put your girl at risk for coliform exposure, you don't deserve to be fucking anything but your hand. Grow up.

[budsmoker only]

and you kiss her... seems kinda gross...

[funfubarman]

True that ^

[AsianStoner420]

thats just like going ass to mouth,... shit,... u guys ever gone ass to mouth??ive never gone ass to mouth and will never go ass to mouth,.. lol this is just like the subject from clerks 2,..

[yoda]

has anyone ever had a girl during sex? i was fucking my girl in the poop chute and then all of a sudden i felt a warm tingling feeling hit my cock. it was silent but deadly. i continued fucking her up the bum and then made her suck my cock clean, so my dick didnt smell like ass for the rest of the day

no, then again im male, but never have i had sex where somebody gave birth during the process.

[CheebaMan]

lol ure nasty

u must not like this girl very much?

[1chronic]

What an asshole. Why don't you just never come back?

[slipknotpsycho]

What an asshole. Why don't you just never come back?

qft

[not_the_kitty]

Sometime when I do my girlfriend doggy style she queefs, its pretty funny when were stoned. But that ass to mouth stuff is nasty, if your dick is gonna be in an ass you should probably put on a condom....and as far as her sucking you off afterwords....fuckin nasty!

[halfassedjediknight]

what the hell dude this is gross haha

[originalblu]

lmao

[halfassedjediknight]

Oh that's fucking responsible, way to put your girl at risk for coliform exposure, you don't deserve to be fucking anything but your hand. Grow up.

yeah shes probably got e coli by now

[beautiful disaster]

has anyone ever had a girl during sex? i was fucking my girl in the poop chute and then all of a sudden i felt a warm tingling feeling hit my cock. it was silent but deadly. i continued fucking her up the bum and then made her suck my cock clean, so my dick didnt smell like ass for the rest of the day

:stupid:

Please tell me you are just pretending to be a total sick bastard and that in reality, you are just a geek wishing you had someone who would pay attention to you longer than the usual disgusted glance or flip of the bird from a pretty girl walking by....

Stick to being a geek.... it's more appealing.

[Gatekeeper777]

has anyone ever had a girl during sex? i was fucking my girl in the poop chute and then all of a sudden i felt a warm tingling feeling hit my cock. it was silent but deadly. i continued fucking her up the bum and then made her suck my cock clean, so my dick didnt smell like ass for the rest of the day


Dude, you shouldn't treat your mom like that! you should love her NOT make love to her !!!!
And one more thing
french her after she sucks your stuff, share the moment
WOW! I AM BAKED RIGHT NOW.....LOL

Shittles taste the asshole!!

[Genuine17]

straight up...

[HERBZILLA88]

you are no doubt a douche but this thread is badass man im happy you got all these uptight stoners unhappy. RIGHT ON!

[rebgirl420]

hmmm thats icky, but anywho, herbzilla.....were(cannabis.com members) uptight? I think not. I think the word STONER And UPTIGHT kind of cross each other out

[Greenport]

anal leakage.

[cannabis=freedom]

Omfg, how about you have a girl finger you in the ass, then lick her fingers?

No? Didn't think so.

Dickhead.

[HERBZILLA88]

hmmm thats icky, but anywho, herbzilla.....were(cannabis.com members) uptight? I think not. I think the word STONER And UPTIGHT kind of cross each other out

hey you can honestly sit there and tell me some people on here arent uptight and easilly angered?? psssh cmon now

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Mannn girls can't help that shit. We try, my dude, we try very hard to be as clean and pleasent as possible, but when your junk is railing us in the ass WTF are we supposed to do?! Can't say I've done it, as I've only done anal twice but honestly, she probably couldn't help it.

And uh, wash your dick with soap, not spit.

[FakeBoobsRule]

I'm calling BS on this whole story. I think this guy just wanted to post something to sound cool or whatever. I think he has seen one too many porno and even threw the ATM thing to look really cool. Very few girls will do ATM in real life and when pros do it, they prep the day before by eating very light and then the day of the shoot there is more prep. I'm not buying it. He said in an earlier post he is 16 and this sounds like something that a young person would write for attention. Not knocking on young people but just this post.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

All I'm saying is i hope she wiped before you tried that shit (no pun ;) )

[MeGustaMota]

All I'm saying is i hope she wiped before you tried that shit (no pun ;) )

I call bs. That pun was intended.

[JunkYard]

Here ya go, man. your girl may prefer using this over mouthwash. I'll send you a bag or two, cool :wtf:

j/k

People do that shit all the time, man, so don't let anyone make you feel bad for putting a little tweak in your freak. You might want to czech your attitude tho; a little maturity is a must if you're going to venture so deep in the anal realm. ;)


Junk~

[bobthenuker]

haha i laugh at u sir. LAUGH

[ghettoBlunt]

haha...my friend did that to someone...isnt it called a rusty trombone?
personally, i think its a dickhead move, and i'd never pull it, but whatever floats your boat its not like she HAD to suck a poopie dick

[Greenport]

rusty trumbone is wen a girl licks/blows watever ur asshole while givin u a handjob

[Goddess of Green]

Why would you punish your girl after having sex with her? We can't help nature

[rebgirl420]

haha...my friend did that to someone...isnt it called a rusty trombone?
personally, i think its a dickhead move, and i'd never pull it, but whatever floats your boat its not like she HAD to suck a poopie dick

WHAT?!

[BabyFacedAbortion]

AHAHHAA!! ^^

[Gatekeeper777]

Omfg, how about you have a girl finger you in the ass, then lick her fingers?

No? Didn't think so.

Dickhead.


maybe a lil from undo cheese and
some a tic tac and your good to go

[Gatekeeper777]

I'm calling BS on this whole story.

they prep the day before by eating very light and then the day of the shoot there is more prep. I'm not buying it.




You have to eat light, cuz the next day when your sucking a dick thats been in your ass......WOW thats heavy shit!

[420MissHighTimes420]

This whole thread made me lol:jointsmile:

[RyanTheCaveman]

thsio threa dis fucked up man hahhahah LOL

[HERBZILLA88]

haha...my friend did that to someone...isnt it called a rusty trombone?
personally, i think its a dickhead move, and i'd never pull it, but whatever floats your boat its not like she HAD to suck a poopie dick

thats so fucking true...girls do some fucking slutty ass things. guys do too but the shit girls do for money on porn/strip clubs/whorehouses is somehting guys wont ever do. girls can be fucking dirty!

[slipknotpsycho]

thats so fucking true...girls do some fucking slutty ass things. guys do too but the shit girls do for money on porn/strip clubs/whorehouses is somehting guys wont ever do. girls can be fucking dirty!

you might wanna reconsider... i've never really heard of a girl having a foot fetish...

[alphonso]

I wasn't prepared by the thread title to read about sucking some shit dick.
Gross.

My personal opinion: though possible, most likely made up for attention. Either that, or nice luck with e. coli...haha...that would be a classic discussion with the family doctor.

I think farting during any type of sex is pretty funny, this girl let one fly so loud one time she got too embarrassed to go on. I was pissed (not for the fart). Dumped.

Someone getting blasted in the face during 69 would be hysterical.

[MeGustaMota]

I remember a long time ago when I first discovered the quef: I was with this girl (actually she's still my girlfriend, it's been awhile) just fooling around and whatnot when all of a sudden she quefed. Well I thought she really farted so I was like thinking to myself "uh....wtf man" but I didnt say anything haha. I later realized what had happened lol.

[dziendobry4]

you might wanna reconsider... i've never really heard of a girl having a foot fetish...

are you joking? i know at least 5 girls offhand who do

[Bree1978]

has anyone ever had a girl during sex? i was fucking my girl in the poop chute and then all of a sudden i felt a warm tingling feeling hit my cock. it was silent but deadly. i continued fucking her up the bum and then made her suck my cock clean, so my dick didnt smell like ass for the rest of the day

Dude, you're cock smelled anyways, spit isn't SOAP! Farking jerk, and stupid to boot!!

:jointsmile: Bree


Jus wait til he experiences a queef, you gonna have her lick herself clean too?? HA AH

[YahtzeeG]

funny thread...

[DryGuy420]

I cant remember when it was but back when i was 21 or 22 i picked up this fat skeeze at a bar down in VA Beach. When i say fat i mean like 250-300 pounds of woman. I was drunk as all hell,like 4 Long Islands,a bunch of rolling rocks and a double shot of tequila when i first got in the door i was beyond the point of careing as long as i got off. Me and a friend of mine went back to this skanks place with her,buddy drove since he wasnt as drunk. He bitched but went anyway. We 3 hung out at her place a while,i was starting to sober out a bit,well mabey not but the memories are clearer at her place than the bar,thats when i started to think about my situation while she was rattling about something i didnt care really to hear about. I looked over at my friend and his ass had fallen asleep in a recliner,i knew we wernt goin anywhere for a while so i started hittin on her hardcore to speed things along. We get to kissin and messin around so i pull it out and she rubs on it for a couple mins then drops down on it. If there is NOTHING else i can say about fat chicks,they can give good head,must strenghten the tongue from eating so much or something. I was gonna try the little reach around thing when i would play w/her a bit but i couldnt reach it from underneth her,between her tits and her fupa i couldnt even get close. After a few mins of that we go back the bedroom,i start rubbing dirty bags on her from behind so there was no way she would try to kiss me w/that mouth,i know some chicks dig it but tasting my own junk is not what im into. I flip turn her around and start suckin on her tits and undoing her pants all the while,i get them down and reach up under the fupa and start playing w/her to get her worked up,she falls back onto the bed after a couple mins of that and i start to go to work on her,this is where the fupa came in handy becouse i couldnt really bend around it enough to get close enough to her have to kiss her so atleast that was good. I worked on her for a while like that for a while then i asked if she would like it from behind i pulled out she flipped over and it took a while but i found the spot. I swear i had to spread ALOT of ass to get in it,now i like a nice ass on a chick but DAMN that was the biggest ass i had ever seen i swear,i literally has to spread the cheeks and stay between them to beat this up. I was slammin it,it didnt feel bad.....but with wiskey dick i just couldnt get there,after a few more mins of that the reached back and grabbed one of her ass cheeks and said do you want some of this,i was like yeah! Well i backed off she went into her bathroom and was in there for a couple mins and came back with some kind of gel or something like that,it smelled like coconuts as she slathered it on my hog leg,then she laid on the bed and spread eagle started to play with herself working the gelly all around her ass and clit area. I move in go for the gold,i start out slowly with short strokes then work up to slow long strokes. Even with wiskey dick i was stoked becouse this was the only the second time i had ever gotten the stink tube and the first time it took me 8 months with a chick to get it so i was startin to get there. I was feeling it coming on and i asked her where she wanted it,strained she said where do you wanna put it,i said i wanted her to taste me. She said something like let me know when you are ready,i dont remember exactly what it was but was apparently ok with her. I pulled out and backed up a bit,she slid down the side of the bed and grabbed it by the shaft and i remember her look up at me for a second and then put the head into her mouth,i knew it the moment that she got a taste of the mud on my helmet,the look she had was of pure disgust but i was so clse it didnt matter she was suckin so good before i knew it i blew,she slowed down the suckin but never stopped,even after i was done. When i loosened up she pulled off and ran to the bathroom and was in there for a bit. I hung out for a few more mins,then went to the kitechen and got water on my way back to the bedroom i kicked my friend to wake his ass up and said lets bounce as i was walkin back to the bedroom. I went back to the bedroom put on the rest of my clothes,she was laying in the bed,she asked if i wanted to stay the night and i cant remember what i told her,it was something like my friend was awake and wanted to go home,so she gave me her number and i told her id call her tomorrow and we could do a movie or something. I walk out and grab my friend who fell back asleep in the chair,we walk out the door,as we are goin off her porch i ball up the paper she gave me with her number on it and drop it.

So thats my one time story of an Ass to Mouth. I wouldnt say it is any kind of fetish or anything, It was oppertunity,and hell why not,its not like i tossed it down her throat,i asked her and she didnt object,ofcourse she probably did it becouse i was the only guy who had probably EVER gave her any attention and wanted to make me happy to keep me but thats not my fault. Im sure she had self esteem issues and what not from being so large and some may say i took advantage of that but fuck it,i threw some charity at her,hell she wasnt even the grenade cause my friend didnt pull anthing at all. All in all it was a good night,got drunk,got some ass,and fucked through the drunk so the hangover wasnt all to bad the next day.

[geonagual]

^that is a hella post^

this guy is lying
there is no chick that is gonna suck all of her own shit off a dick. That is fruggin gross. She would have to be the nastiest freak of all time.

[DryGuy420]

Call me a liar if you like,its more common than you think. Ofcourse normally its the really skany bitches that would do it,that bitch was just desperate.

[bucknuts1870]

you are no doubt a douche but this thread is badass man im happy you got all these uptight stoners unhappy. RIGHT ON!

Your exactly right. For a stoner message board there sure are a lot of card carrying ACLU members. I love stirring shit up here. Especially on controversial/hippie topics...

BTW, never go ass to mouth. I have never done a girl in the butt, afraid of getting residue on my shaft, and I am kind of a clean freak. Obviously he wasn't serious, only crackheads and pornstars suck dick with residue on it.

[geonagual]

Call me a liar if you like,its more common than you think. Ofcourse normally its the really skany bitches that would do it,that bitch was just desperate.


No dude. I was calling the original poster a liar. I just read your post (it was very intimidating looking) and I believe you...Great story BTW.

[whisky]

this is bs this guy is 12 years old and just wanted to look cool.. thats pretty gross too im con-anal sex anyways..

[DryGuy420]

HAHA sorry Geo,misunderstood you LOL. Yeah not my finest hour BUT you know how it is when you drink,warm and wet is all that is needed LOL.

[420marijuana420]

Dryguy420 you should send that into penthouse.........................

[Pumpkinpie]

i opened this thread expecting to hear about good fart stories

i am sorely dissapointed!

anyways

this one time i farted pretty loud in algebra 1 class and it stunk up our section of the room and i blamed it on this popular hot girl and they believed me. it was funny till she stabbed me with her sharpened pencil and got the graphite stuck in my hip and it bleed.....

[J-dubb206]

did she fart or queef

[NextLineIsMine]

sorry man but im going to have to drop the BS bomb. Even the kinkiest of girlfriends probably wouldn't do that. Thats something geeks get the impression women do because they watch alot of porn