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Specialty Cakes
04-05-2007, 02:51 PM
well, me and my friend met up yesterday and smoked up (out of a sweet little pipe he had) and then walked outta the woods (beautiful day outside) and into the little shopping center nearby. We went into the music store there and sat around jammin on the keyboard and guitar for a few minutes. Actually, I sat around and jammed, he doesn't play much music. Suddenly he walks out of the store silently, so I jump up and follow him out. Before I go, the store employee I was jammin with grabbed my shoulder and was like "are you sure there aint nothin I can help you with?" and I was like, no thank you, and ran out to catch up with my buddy. I was certain he was trying to ditch me (no clue why, we were gonna smoke again later and he knew it). We walked quickly around to the back of the shopping center and then he just broke and ran full tilt. I ran with him and caught up with him, and when he stopped to go through a fence, I shouted to him "aight man I'm gonna split, ok?" and he was like "nah man, you'll get caught, follow me" so I was like wtF? ok... and followed him. I kept tryin to ask questions, but I was certain he was trying to ditch me. Half an hour later, we were sitting on the sidewalk about a mile away, through the woods and down 5 streets, talking to his friend. He finally told me that he was CERTAIN the music store guy had called the cops on us, and that he had to run to this safehouse. so we were BOTH freaked out by the dreaded paranoia...

also, although my buddy didn't believe me, the funny part was that the owner of that store (the guy he thought was on the phone with the 5-0) is one of the biggest deadhead stoners I know of!

AsianStoner420
04-05-2007, 03:33 PM
ahahaha! smoking a lot of weed makes a person so paranoid, like this one time im waterfalling on the faucet and sum1 knocked on the door while the water from the bottle is running out so i was like 'fuck' i opend the bottle and aimed it on the exhaust i didnt evn take the fat ass hit and hide my shit went on the door and it was just the damn mailman asking for some person i dont know who and ended up filling up the bowl again,...

stothelutz
04-06-2007, 12:58 AM
Haha those paranoia attacks suck when your having them but are sure fun to laugh at later!