My roomate took my weed now what?

[whipcreamgoddess]

I live in a dormitory at college and share a room with another gurl. So I came back this week and went to look for my bag and its gone i look through my roommates stuff (hold on I got a good reason too) and found my bag under her matress. This isn't the first incident with her taking my drugs. I have also had 4 grams of weed, acid, and a lil kit with stuff init come up missing along with various other herbs I collect for my Ethno class. I didn't complain then but I did this time. I went to the RA and told him that shes been taking my herbal kit for class and that i came back from break and my hydrocodone i got for my wisdom teeth being pullled were missing. So do you think what i did was wrong? I coujldn't come out and say she stole my weed? any advice will help my all i want to do right now is physical violence. And to top it all off she is a soft ball player for the school and the school is big on jocks so well see wat happens. I want to take something of hers but wont. I need to go smoke to help calm me down I am still shaking in anger 2 hrs later. Its just nice to vent to ther pot smokers and get your input cuz no one around me does it. Did I do the right thing?

[rebgirl420]

Id lose it on her! id drop that bitch like a rock

[napolitana869]

you can report your medication being stolen, just clear you room out of anything else first. You could also ask to change room mates. I had a similar problem last year. I got a safe.

[RedRainDrop]

Get a safe, and tell her to stop taking your shit.

[rebgirl420]

yeah we have a safe for ours over Johns house haah

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

Trash her fucking shit...this seems to be the way I like to handle everything. But I recommend it.

[thcbongman]

Trash her fucking shit...this seems to be the way I like to handle everything. But I recommend it.

lol, if someone took my weed, I'd lay down the law. I'd make their live a living hell for the rest of their stay.

[DR_CANNABIS]

dont even say anything, just one day when shes gone get a safe and put all your important shit in it, shell walk in and see it.... reaction should be fairly interesting.

[jawndoe]

Burn all of her panties! Or put super glue in her car door locks.

[big smoke07]

Fight her.

[MeGustaMota]

Make her your bitch.

[thecreator]

Damn if you can't talk to her and work out the problem just dip. I think that if your school is into jocks and what not you prob don't want to stir up trouble for them. I'm not saying put your head down and take her shit, but how much attention do you really want?

[Aristotle]

If she has one, poke holes into her personal condom stash. When she leaves college for "personal reasons," you can manipulate her into leaving certain college-type items behind for you to keep. Pawn them. You'll receive around $70 so buy a quarter of chron and celebrate her departure.

Or if you want to take the cowardly way out you could always just switch room mates.

[thecreator]

If she has one, poke holes into her personal condom stash. When she leaves college for "personal reasons," you can manipulate her into leaving certain college-type items behind for you to keep. Pawn them. You'll receive around $70 so buy a quarter of chron and celebrate her departure.

Or if you want to take the cowardly way out you could always just switch room mates.
Damn I hope I'm not the only one who thinks that a bit too harsh.........:wtf:

[Aristotle]

Make good on your name and go create a perfect world in which justice is never served and teen pregnancy is non-existent.

Harsh? Never!

[mattks1]

drop a deuce on her bed

[Andrew Nguyen]

Destroy her.

[memoryburner]

Get a safe and bolt it to the floor or something so she doesnt try to take the whole safe

[420marijuana420]

piss on your weed, dump it in the shitter, spit on it, do lots of disgusting things to it and then dry it off and wait for her to take it. Take a video of you doing all this shit to it so she believe you and after you know she's smoked it show her the video, then switch rooms. Just make sure you don't smoke the decoy weed on accident.

[MeGustaMota]

piss on your weed, dump it in the shitter, spit on it, do lots of disgusting things to it and then dry it off and wait for her to take it. Take a video of you doing all this shit to it so she believe you and after you know she's smoked it show her the video, then switch rooms. Just make sure you don't smoke the decoy weed on accident.

Too much wasted weed.

[Maverick15963]

I'd get a huge safe and bolt it to the middle of the floor...

[Jaerl]

Well... You should've confronted her first....
Also, isnt it wierd that it's a Jock... that steals WEED, and ACID.. Cant be THAT Jock-like...
Just put it somewhere else, or just get a small safe like everyone else said...
Or just switch rooms, say she invades yer privacy, and you dont feel safe with her in your room.
They will let you switch

[slipknotpsycho]

personally i say to tell her

"look bitch, stop taking my shit or i swear i'm going to put a foot up your goddamned ass"

then if it happens again, follow through with it....

or a more subtle way to let her know you know... wait for her to take something, and when she does and is gone, find it. when she's back in the room or w/e, flaunt it right in her face... she'll obviously put 2 and 2 together... and realize she's caught...

but if you keep letting her get away with it, she will keep doing it... i don't feel snitching is wrong in this case, but i'ts not the smartest thing to do.... i mean, she could turn you in for anything illegal you have as a retaliation...

personally i'd beat her ass... any course other then just putting up with it, could lead to you getting kicked outta school.... but something like beating her ass would get you both kickd out instead of just you.... and if she plays sports for it, you can bet she doesn't wanna lose that... so more than likely, it isn't going to be reported...

i'm not usually the type to start in with fighting and violence... so me telling you to beat her ass, is really something lol o.0. i hate theives... personally, i'd be for the punishment where a theif gets a part of their body chopped off for stealing (mostly it's the hand, but some places/people will cut off fingers for it as well...) damn sure will teach you not to steal anymore...

[harris7]

well you could call her on it (effective)

you could publicly call her on it (more effective)

or you could kill her

the third option would not only solve your problem.
but you'd get an entire double dorm room to yourself

[zalami128]

Dude what the fuck? This isn't a question of a "fight", you have a greenlight to fucking suckerpunch that whore in the dome on sight, and then beat the blood and piss out of her with a trophy while shes laid out.

Seriously if you dont apply violence in this case you're slippin. she fucking jacked your herb, fuck that.

[WakingDream]

dont even say anything, just one day when shes gone get a safe and put all your important shit in it, shell walk in and see it.... reaction should be fairly interesting.

I like this one best.

[rebgirl420]

take a pee under her matress!

[slipknotpsycho]

take a pee under her matress!

she lives in the same room with her lol.... do you wanna be smelling piss all day? i don't... it'd be diffrent if it was soley the roomates room..

i mean i've read a recipe for something that involed eggs and rotting milk, and i think some more ingredients... basicly you put it one of those milk containers that have the snap on lid... and in about a week or two, not only is it rotted and horribly disgusting, it builds up enough gas to finally bust the cap off.... and spewing it's rotten juice out.... so until it pops off, you can't smell it you don't even know it's there... and one day, the smell just hits you...

[rebgirl420]

thats alot worse than taking a pee under a matress hun haha

[mamma puffpuff420]

you need 2 put her in checkif it had of been me when i was in school
id have just beat the fuckoutta her
then found a new roomate 4 sure
id b fucked if id let get away with it
the safe is an excellent idea
but 4 a shot time id put my weed somewhere else
just till shit settle's
aint no way in hell id just let it go
im a firm beliver in the law of retrebution
so now it's on u
weed is way 2 expencive 4 most people
and some time's extremly hard 2 come by
2 just let a fucked thief get it over on me
noway ,nope nadda, nick's
good luck

[xcrispi]

It's time for a new room mate , you cant trust a fukin thief .
Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

[OnE NiGhT]

Dude what the fuck? This isn't a question of a "fight", you have a greenlight to fucking suckerpunch that whore in the dome on sight, and then beat the blood and piss out of her with a trophy while shes laid out.

Seriously if you dont apply violence in this case you're slippin. she fucking jacked your herb, fuck that.

Fuck yeah, smack that bitch till she passes the fuck out!

:blueknife: :gunfighter2:

[ConfusedCannabisGuy]

well you could call her on it (effective)

you could publicly call her on it (more effective)

or you could kill her

the third option would not only solve your problem.
but you'd get an entire double dorm room to yourself

for the third option, make it look like a suicide, you will get A's in all classes and basically all you do i show up once in a blue moon

Please note im not telling you to kill someone this is a joke and im not creditable for any actions.

[AsianStoner420]

lol stab her on the eye and take a huge dump on her face,.. thats wat im gonna do if sum1 steals my shit

[bong_man]

put thumbtacks in her pillow case and piss in her shoes :)

[stothelutz]

Wow is it just me or is every one missing the fact that she didnt even address her romate before ratting her out. Tell the bitch strait up "steal my stuff again and Ima choke a bitch" then if she keeps stealing deal with it how you see fit. Oh yeah hiding fake drugs is fun to ie baking soda in a baggy, some generic lookin laxative or good ol' oregano is fun.

[GoAwayDeer]

The fact that somebody would come on an internet forum asking about what they should do in this situation, is a fucking shame in itself. Hahah

[memoryburner]

she lives in the same room with her lol.... do you wanna be smelling piss all day? i don't... it'd be diffrent if it was soley the roomates room..

i mean i've read a recipe for something that involed eggs and rotting milk, and i think some more ingredients... basicly you put it one of those milk containers that have the snap on lid... and in about a week or two, not only is it rotted and horribly disgusting, it builds up enough gas to finally bust the cap off.... and spewing it's rotten juice out.... so until it pops off, you can't smell it you don't even know it's there... and one day, the smell just hits you...

My friend (whos in the navy now) used to make those with his friends at JROTC camp. Cept theres blew up pretty quickly...i think they used food rations and milk jugs

[GoAwayDeer]

My friend (whos in the navy now) used to make those with his friends at JROTC camp. Cept theres blew up pretty quickly...i think they used food rations and milk jugs



He was making MRE bombs, we used to use the heaters in the MRE's, just add water and some chemical reaction happens creating tons of steam, which builds up quick inside a closed container. then boom:rastasmoke:

[Ifrit369]

I like the safe idea. Either that, or lace it next time. >: )

[GoAwayDeer]

I remember one day, back in the day, when I was known to slang every once in awhile. I was at some guy's house who I knew pretty well, his best friend was over there as well. All three of us sitting at his kitchen table, I was rolling a blunt of this green, I was having trouble keeping it off my fingers It was so sticky. Anyways, I had to piss, but I decided to test them. I got up and pissed and left the two rolled up o's sit on the table in front of both of them. As predicted, I weighed it out later, I was short three grams in one of the bags... Hmmm... What do I do, this is the fun part. First I decide the rich jew, who's house I was at, was not worth having as a contact anymore. Secondly, his Italian bitch ass friend needed to be dealt with. The next night, I find myself sitting with the two guys in the kitchen. His buddy is acting kind of nervous, I break out a blunt. Light it up. I tell the one guy, "now tell the truth, or I'm going to choke the life out of you, did you take some green from me last night, like a little rat?". He looked at me, with a big grinning smile on his face and said, "No, I would never do that". That was the answer I wanted, I stood up, grabbed his neck, choke slammed him backwards in his chair, into the drywall. I choked him for a good while, then he gave up, I let him go, and those two guys looked like they were going to piss themselves. That spontaneous reaction caught them off guard I guess, I don't know, what do you expect? hahaa Ahhh memories from youth..
I'm sure one of those guys have pissed off someone else, who isn't as forgiving as myself. haha

[smoke it]

beat her ass down.

[Stoned_Friend]

if she smokes pot take her pot from her and if she doesent take one of her most favouritable prises and steal it, man u gotta teach the bitch a lesson never take weed from another person, man i feel ur anger im pissed off at here and i dont even now u or her im on ur side bro, peace tho 420 for life

[Zohar]

To expand on the "get a safe and don't say a word about it idea":

I would get a safe too lol. Keep all sorts of things in there (all valuables esp.) including mundane things like soda or something. Everytime you want a soda and she's around, open the safe (making sure she can't see the combo or lock) grab a soda, open it loudly, and shut the safe and lock it. If she asks why you have a safe, play dumb, act like some "other" jerk is doing it to guilt trip her.


Ok, maybe that was a bit out there but I'm a bit stone ;)

Oh yeah, and I guess you can't do that cause you went to the RA already. Well GL!

[Specialty Cakes]

take some of HER important illegal shit that she can't report as stolen, and put it in a safe. Then when she breaks into it, report it to the police and say all that was in it was like $20 and a hairbrush or something (I'd put them in there for good measure. Shit, it might work...

[Specialty Cakes]

put thumbtacks in her pillow case and piss in her shoes :)

I'd say thumbtacks in her shoes and pissing all over her bed and pillow case (clean covers so she climbs in, but the bottom sheet that she lays on is pissed on) and then break some of her high heels' heels, and then glue them back so they look not broke, but will break when she wears em. That might work...

[potsmokingnome]

Get a new roomate, or get a safe ( a weed safe thats a good idea!). If all else fails confront her on it, but then again once a thief allways a thief, she'll just keep on doing it if you don't let her know that you know. Even then she'll proably still steal from ya, get her ass kicked out. or take a lesson from the AsianStoner420's thread and piss on her bed that will teach her! lol oh didn't realize Rebgirl suggested it too....

[Nocturnal Stoner]

sniff a throbbing gristle

[ZeldaG.]

If she has one, poke holes into her personal condom stash.

lmao i didnt even read the rest i vote this one, revenge in the form of a child or a dissease :D LMAO

oh yeah i read about it soudning harsh and I dont think so...

lmao its as if now i want someone to piss me off so i can do it to them lol...

[slpntrx5]

i'd just grab the felonly amount of weed in your state (dirt weed, of course), toss it in her backpack/desk/purse/pillow/etc, and then go tell the cops about it (having moved all your shit into a trusted friend's custody, of course). then, while you visit her in jail, say very softly, "now you know not to steal my shit anymore, don't you?" then calmly get up and walk away.

or just tell her that you know she's been stealing her shit, then punch her in the ovary and cut her nipples off with crayola safety scissors.

[LegalizeTheGreen]

I agree with planting somthing on her. lots of drugs, guns, and maybe explosives and have her disapear into CIA custody. regardless, she needs to pay. worst case, simply steal everything of hers that isnt nailed down, then wait for her to say somthing... then hit her in the mouth with a sock full of quarters (or pennies, if you cant afford quarters).

[Reefer Rogue]

Forgive her?

No?

Okay :)

[jpbc99]

I am amazed that in this day and age, people are proposing that this chick act in some violent way shape or form.

All her roomate did is make it real clear as to what type of person she is. Retribution in the form of violence is the wrong way. Ya'll are nuttballs.

I heard peeing on her bed. Okay, pranks like that [of course after you move out] are some what reasonable.

Me personally, I would go for the frozen boiled egg. Freeze about a half dozen of them. Now, placement of them is key. If it is two obvious, she will "discover" the source before it really causes any discomfort.

I mean, cleverly cutting into her bed, taking out as much bed stuffing as possible and replacing with the boiled eggs in a plastic baggy...pricked with holes. Sew it back shut so as to make it look indistinguishable from any other part of the bed.

Or hide somewhere she won't find it. Give her that as a going away present.

BTW I hope you have already raised hell with the dean about relocating...to a single or a better roomie.

The eggs may actually be commensurate with the crime of petty theft. Be sure to wear latex gloves and not get prints on it. Serious there, she could re raise hell over it. Be sure to hold a good full night of party to...so the suspect list is at least over 6. 6 is the magic "who done it number"

BTW I have done this to a very deserving individual. It worked. It took over three weeks to locate it. By that time, the room smelled so bad it was uninhabitable. BOOYEA!!

[mfqr]

well you could call her on it (effective)

you could publicly call her on it (more effective)

or you could kill her

the third option would not only solve your problem.
but you'd get an entire double dorm room to yourself

You mean she'd get an entire prison cell to herself? :(

[jdmarcus59]

I live in a dormitory at college and share a room with another gurl. So I came back this week and went to look for my bag and its gone i look through my roommates stuff (hold on I got a good reason too) and found my bag under her matress. This isn't the first incident with her taking my drugs. I have also had 4 grams of weed, acid, and a lil kit with stuff init come up missing along with various other herbs I collect for my Ethno class. I didn't complain then but I did this time. I went to the RA and told him that shes been taking my herbal kit for class and that i came back from break and my hydrocodone i got for my wisdom teeth being pullled were missing. So do you think what i did was wrong? I coujldn't come out and say she stole my weed? any advice will help my all i want to do right now is physical violence. And to top it all off she is a soft ball player for the school and the school is big on jocks so well see wat happens. I want to take something of hers but wont. I need to go smoke to help calm me down I am still shaking in anger 2 hrs later. Its just nice to vent to ther pot smokers and get your input cuz no one around me does it. Did I do the right thing?bring her to ME

[slipknotpsycho]

did you put your foot in her ass yet?