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timothylearyisdead
04-04-2007, 03:27 AM
What a fucking legend.
Read about it here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_ce/people_keith_richards), but don't try this at home!

suhl
04-04-2007, 03:28 AM
im jealous of him hahahahaha a 60 year old man sniffing cocaine is so funny hahahaha how is he not dead yet ha haha keith always proves the skeptics wrong he simply cannot die

420marijuana420
04-04-2007, 03:28 AM
Ha ha I saw that today, pretty funny. Watch it, this thread might get deleted.

timothylearyisdead
04-04-2007, 03:34 AM
Ha ha I saw that today, pretty funny. Watch it, this thread might get deleted.

Hey if it was on the main Yahoo page, I see no reason for it to be removed from here:rastasmoke:

420marijuana420
04-04-2007, 04:02 AM
Hey if it was on the main Yahoo page, I see no reason for it to be removed from here:rastasmoke:

me neither, but I'm not a mod

mattks1
04-04-2007, 04:06 AM
:yippee:

make it legal
04-04-2007, 04:18 AM
Well see sex is not illegal so that's why. You can talk about any legal substance here including alcohol, salvia, dxm, and more. It's just when you mention illegal drugs besides cannabis that you have a problem. Many other cannabis sited have been shut down so this place has to be a little more strict on the rules so it can stay around.

BabySnookums
04-04-2007, 04:20 AM
omg!! i saw that shit on AOL News....fuckin wild, man....LOL

BabySnookums
04-04-2007, 04:21 AM
Well see sex is not illegal so that's why. You can talk about any legal substance here including alcohol, salvia, dxm, and more. It's just when you mention illegal drugs besides cannabis that you have a problem. Many other cannabis sited have been shut down so this place has to be a little more strict on the rules so it can stay around.

as far as i knew...they nuke the dxm threads.... :confused:

MacWQ33
04-04-2007, 04:23 AM
And the alcohol threads....most of the time.

make it legal
04-04-2007, 04:24 AM
Well maybe somethings changes since last time I knew but as far as I remember people can talk about any legal substance. If not, I would say that is pretty ridiculous.

timothylearyisdead
04-04-2007, 04:26 AM
This thread is about Keith Richards snorting the remains of his father, it's not about illegal drugs. The topic at hand man the topic at hand...

420marijuana420
04-04-2007, 04:27 AM
This thread is about Keith Richards snorting the remains of his father, it's not about illegal drugs. The topic at hand man the topic at hand...

but they go hand in hand or maybe not idk but I don't think it's legal to snort human remains.

420marijuana420
04-04-2007, 04:33 AM
well i took it to feedback as a wise fellow once told me to do a long time ago.

You can follow the progress of this situtation here: http://boards.cannabis.com/feedback-suggestions/110474-why.html#post1356376

and feel free to squish that in with my thread if you want to MIL.

MacWQ33
04-04-2007, 04:36 AM
Sorry about steering the thread off a bit...

Re-read the article, he mixed the ashes with something.

timothylearyisdead
04-04-2007, 04:36 AM
http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/107535-thread-hijacking.html

timothylearyisdead
04-04-2007, 04:38 AM
Sorry about steering the thread off a bit...

Re-read the article, he mixed the ashes with something.

Hey as long as we don't mention what that other thing was, we're good.

Reefer Rogue
04-04-2007, 08:38 AM
Umm, wtf =/

I don't like that at all...

bluntblaze
04-04-2007, 12:32 PM
thats pretty fucked up

Smoke'n'Toke
04-04-2007, 01:13 PM
"How High" anyone? :P

LIP
04-04-2007, 02:10 PM
He's hoovered up so much charlie in his time the ol duffer needs it to live now rofl - i still cant belive he sat on a shrub and fell off

BUZz UK
04-04-2007, 05:23 PM
on the threads being deleted issue, didn't we always used to be able to talk about other drugs? i rememberabout 700 threads from kids asking about DXM. retards...

Sweeney
04-04-2007, 05:29 PM
"Richards: Snort my father? Just kidding!

Keith Richards was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said"

bluntblaze
04-04-2007, 05:31 PM
He's hoovered up so much charlie in his time the ol duffer needs it to live now rofllol thats probably true:D

CanaDanKs Inc.
04-04-2007, 06:19 PM
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

HAHAHAHA

Inferius
04-04-2007, 06:23 PM
OMG! I was channel surfing last night and saw the breif cliffhanger on this and made a joke to my father that he snorted the ashes.
HE ACTUALLY DID IT?!

slipknotpsycho
04-04-2007, 06:40 PM
on the threads being deleted issue, didn't we always used to be able to talk about other drugs? i rememberabout 700 threads from kids asking about DXM. retards...

it's cuz ron sold the site to sundance, and sundance had bigger plans for it. sundance wants to take this site and make it non-user and parent friendly. which means getting rid of those other things. sundance and the mods are trying their best to seperate sterotypes (such as moving to harder drugs, stealing, ect..) from potheads.

40oz
04-04-2007, 07:01 PM
thats ridiculous

smoke it
04-04-2007, 07:01 PM
i saw that in the news today. fuckin wierd.

BUZz UK
04-04-2007, 07:04 PM
it's cuz ron sold the site to sundance, and sundance had bigger plans for it. sundance wants to take this site and make it non-user and parent friendly. which means getting rid of those other things. sundance and the mods are trying their best to seperate sterotypes (such as moving to harder drugs, stealing, ect..) from potheads.

ah, fair do's i guess.

EmoRebellion
04-04-2007, 07:37 PM
This isnt true.. TMZ reported a follow-up story just hours later.

From TMZ.com:

So maybe Keith Richards isn't as hardcore as we thought he was.

Just hours after the Internet lit up with his claim that he'd snorted the ashes of his own father mixed with cocaine, his manager told MTV News that, sadly, it wasn't true. According to Jane Rose in an e-mail message, Richard's dad-ingesting comment was, "Said in jest ... Can't believe anyone took [it] seriously."

Yesterday, Richards added to his own self-medicating legend by telling NME, "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

timothylearyisdead
04-04-2007, 09:08 PM
Of course now they say it isn't true. We all know it is true though. Shit he was probably gacked up when he said that and later was like, "Oh Shit whatthefuck did I just let out?":giggity:

halfassedjediknight
04-04-2007, 10:50 PM
i dont see any truth to it.

neither anything to make it false.

who cares anyways. whatta kooky rockstar! wooooah!

ozzy snorted ants big deal

slipknotpsycho
04-05-2007, 12:21 AM
i dont see any truth to it.

neither anything to make it false.

who cares anyways. whatta kooky rockstar! wooooah!

ozzy snorted ants big deal

if snorting ants is the first image of ozzy that comes to mind then you really don't know who ozzy is o.0

someone says ozzy and the first mental image that comes to mind is his fat ass shirtless holding a headless bat... (cuz a friend of mine had a statue/figurine of that exact picture)

halfassedjediknight
04-05-2007, 12:25 AM
if snorting ants is the first image of ozzy that comes to mind then you really don't know who ozzy is o.0

someone says ozzy and the first mental image that comes to mind is his fat ass shirtless holding a headless bat... (cuz a friend of mine had a statue/figurine of that exact picture)

i know exactly who ozzy is doofus. ive listened to him since 5th grade.

this thread is about snorting stuff and it was relevant. darrrrgh :wtf:

halfassedjediknight
04-05-2007, 12:46 AM
besides how many people even know about him snorting ants? as opposed to those who know he bit the head off a dove and a bat?

jawndoe
04-05-2007, 12:56 AM
Keith Richards is like the dealer they turned into the Robot in Robocop2. Without his ya yo KR would melt away like the wicked witch of the west.

slipknotpsycho
04-05-2007, 01:08 AM
i know exactly who ozzy is doofus. ive listened to him since 5th grade.

this thread is about snorting stuff and it was relevant. darrrrgh :wtf:

well it was just a joke :rolleyes:

like 75% of my posts are joke, along with 75% of the shit that comes outta my mouth irl.. i love making jokes out everything o.0

halfassedjediknight
04-05-2007, 01:11 AM
well it was just a joke :rolleyes:

like 75% of my posts are joke, along with 75% of the shit that comes outta my mouth irl.. i love making jokes out everything o.0

well you get my point.

timespaceandme
04-05-2007, 01:13 AM
what a freakin' retard. why would anyone do that sort of shit?

LIP
04-05-2007, 11:07 AM
what a freakin' retard. why would anyone do that sort of shit?

I think you need to read the whole thread ;)

I didnt know about ozzy snorting ants, but it wouldnt surprise me. I must admit though, when i think of him i think of the headless bat, and him running around on stage out of it on sniff. Good guy though. He sings when he's stoned - but not very well. - anyway, he's clean now i think.

bluntblaze
04-05-2007, 02:45 PM
I think you need to read the whole thread ;)

I didnt know about ozzy snorting ants, but it wouldnt surprise me. I must admit though, when i think of him i think of the headless bat, and him running around on stage out of it on sniff. Good guy though. He sings when he's stoned - but not very well. - anyway, he's clean now i think.lets hope so, his brain's mashed enough as it is lol

MacWQ33
04-05-2007, 09:22 PM
I think you need to read the whole thread ;)

I didnt know about ozzy snorting ants, but it wouldnt surprise me. I must admit though, when i think of him i think of the headless bat, and him running around on stage out of it on sniff. Good guy though. He sings when he's stoned - but not very well. - anyway, he's clean now i think.

Yeah, I second that the ant thing was true. He just jumped on the ground and banged them up right off the concrete LOL. I'd say yay didn't fuck him up too much though, nothing by itself is too harmful, it probably more so combinations of everything at once lol.

Nochowderforyou
04-05-2007, 10:06 PM
That's just amazing. I didn't think he still dove into that stuff. He will never die. He's like walking death. :p

orangeman
04-05-2007, 10:12 PM
Wow...that's crazy lol.

MacWQ33
04-05-2007, 11:00 PM
That's just amazing. I didn't think he still dove into that stuff. He will never die. He's like walking death. :p

Just goes to show drugs aren't as dangerous as we all thought lol. Maybe it was his past (or current) drug use that's keeping him alive today.

And as far as the story...only Keith and probably a few friends know the complete truth. It 100% sounds like something he would do, therefore in my opinion, I'd deem it completely true.

LIP
04-06-2007, 10:57 AM
For all we know - and lets think about this here - he could have done it, and it seems like something he'd do - but then he admitted it - things go badly - so he denies it and everyone is happy.

I'm just saying it sound so much like something he'd so, i wouldnt put it past him.

apsinthion
04-06-2007, 11:30 AM
Must have tasted like burnt barbecue chicken marinated in ear wax..