runnin from tha law (literally)

[Emmm]

i walked down to longs drugs today to get some visine n condoms, and when i got there i realize i had no money. "fuck it," i'll just slip em in my pocket. i walk out the store, and the fuckin alarm goes off and i realize what a fucking artard I am for not havin removed the magnetic label. I just keep walkin like nothin happened, and the security guard calls me back:

"Sir you set off our system."
"What? why?" i ask, tryin to play it off like a the clueless dumbass that i am
"you set off our system, can you please come back sir."
"uhhhhhh..."

I am just shittin my pants all over the place at this point. im thinkin "what the fuck do i do," then the security guard hears his name inside the store so he just turns his head, and i just fuckin sprint and dont stop till im panting my lungs out. he's just like "sir! sir!" and some old farts are starin at me like im the devil reincarnate.

fuckin A.

[420marijuana420]

but you got away, it's all good.

[invision]

i hate thieves

[orangeman]

LOL damn that's fuckin hilarious.

[slipknotpsycho]

i hate thieves

seconded, thirded, foruthed, fifthed, .... seventeen thousand five hundred and fourty thirded....

[Andrew Nguyen]

Hahaha. Wow.

[Emmm]

i hate thieves

i hate judgmental assholes

[BlazinTreesX3]

Nice job but way you explained does sound embarrassinghow old are you.,..i see like a 30 yr old running from a security just standing there going "sir?...Sir!"

[slipknotpsycho]

i hate judgmental assholes

truth hurts huh? stop stealing and you won't be judged as a theif.

[Emmm]

Nice job but way you explained does sound embarrassinghow old are you.,..i see like a 30 yr old running from a security just standing there going "sir?...Sir!"

I'm 18. it was a lil embarassing

[urgrass]

lol at least u got away i think ima start a thread about how i used to steal bottles of alch from quillens with shorts and a T-shirt on and never got busted =D

[BlazinTreesX3]

Yea 18 it would be a bit..

Deiniftely woulda taken em outta the boxes and into the pocket first and damn longs security guards... try walgreens.

Dont take a word of negativitely serious if you dont want..fuck em.. do whatchu want.

[BlazinTreesX3]

Ive robbed at least 30 maybe more bottles from the same store over the course of maybe 5 months... crazy part of my life but amazing anyways.. bottle jacking is a fad that few fathom.

[make it legal]

hahahahahaha

[Scottydoo]

Haha ever played that game where you set off security (but don't actually steal anything) and if you get away you win if you get caught you lose? It's mad fun to play in the mall never been caught, because once you make it to the food court your golden lol :)

[scream]

Ive robbed at least 30 maybe more bottles from the same store over the course of maybe 5 months... crazy part of my life but amazing anyways.. bottle jacking is a fad that few fathom.

i love bottle jacking

[Psycho4Bud]

i hate judgmental assholes

You're gonna love me then. This is the last thing we need related to being a stoner.....thanks for the bad rap. Karma WILL bite ya in the ass someday and lets call this a first.

Have a good one!:jointsmile: