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dank ass nugs
04-03-2007, 02:22 AM
All right i've seen some posting of people looking for answers cause they dont got something well i decided to create a thread where people could ask for ways and I will tell them how using objects that are even prevelant in crack houses. So here it goes...
NO SCALE:you have no scale no problem now this wont give you an EXACT amount but this should be straight get a board and a cylindrical object it should be hard to find an exact spot to keep the board level while on top ( harder the better cause this mean even very small difference is shown ) place and ounce of of spice or anything that you can buy at a store that is wieghed in ounces on one side at the same time you add the baggy your buying.DO NOT MOVE THE BOARD!!! if you do it with out any mistakes and the board falls in the direction of the spices or whatever than you are being jipped off if it falls to the side with the pot say you messed up and tipped it but you dont care cause your tired of doing the GHETTO SCALE
GHETTO PIPE: no legal to buy a pipe and know know one who is or else its late and a friend has you pipe and you can't get papes I'll help you can go with the ever so loved one hitter made from crack pipe stuff ( just more sanitary) go to you sink and check to see if you got a screen in the faucet if so gank that shit if not check to see if you got some SOS scrubbers or else find 2 little springs and loop them together then find a empty beer bottle (something with that shape at least) or else if your a skateboarder grab that ever so useless shorty's skate tool if none of those find some hollow object that you new filter will snuggly fit into ( if you have a skinny U-pipe that works great ) than shove the filter in to the end you dont want to touch your mouth too and ( if you used the beer bottle break it so only neck remains put filter on broke side ) then put weed in pipe so its packed like a normal bowl and smoke dat shit dude. There's also the crushed pop can with holes in it but im guessing you already know that one.

DR_CANNABIS
04-03-2007, 02:25 AM
pretty nice, maybe if it was a little more organized and detailed it would get stickied! :thumbsup:

Samwhore
04-03-2007, 02:26 AM
Use an apple.

dank ass nugs
04-03-2007, 02:27 AM
PAPERS OR BLUNT BUT NO GOOD ROLLERS: Easy does it your not screwed all you need is a pen or pencil ( object that is like ) that is as thick as you want to roll.Then clear the blunt if you got one and wrap the paper or blunt around the pencil an lick it closed. if you got a Joint or don't mind it on you blunt you wait 'till its dry and push A LITTLE of the paper off the edge of the pencil ( eraser side be careful paper may get cruched from the bumps on the metal but if its unsharped use unsharped side) then roll the tip in a spiral and pull paper all the way off be slow though because the paper could collapse and then put crushed bud in until its full the push it dont until Joint or blunt is as tight as you want it ( it will push until the bud is the size of kief so dont just keep pushing and pushing or it will be too tight ) keep packing in weed and pushing it to the desired tightness until Joint or blunt is full and then smoke up. Yeah im not that good at organizing shit and Yes i do use an apple and its brand new and my first mac ever so im still terrible

Andrew Nguyen
04-03-2007, 02:28 AM
Use an apple.

Apples ftw.

evan5502
04-03-2007, 09:06 PM
so smoking he beer neck would be like smoking a chillum?

Buddha Man
04-04-2007, 07:31 PM
and Yes i do use an apple and its brand new and my first mac ever so im still terrible


hahahahaha i think she meant "use an apple" as in using an apple (the fruit) to smoke out of. not the apple computer