need help with a old freind

[urgrass]

I have this freind who i have been pretty good freinds with for sometime, but now he just gets worse and worse. he rarely takes showers and when he doesnt his face gets so oilly that it shines in the light, and he has this stupid habbit of making the wierdest noises out of no where, he is kinda stupid he goes to a "dropout school" because he cant pass hardly any classes in high school. and i dont know how i and supposed to tell this kid to get his hygene up he smells like a ass all the time.
some help would be nice :rastasmoke:

[bong_man]

LMFAOOOOO! I'd say start going out on the town with him! im sure he'll shower before going out and trying to pull a girl! or start toking with a girl hes into, he wont want to be a stinky fucker around her even if he is the laziest fucker in the world :p

[Skink]

Didn't we just have a thread like this??? confrontation then elimination...

[make it legal]

Dude thats fuckky fuckin splash water on him when hes sleeping then kick his ass and tell him to shower more and hopefully hell listen.

[urgrass]

im new to this so i didnt rly look around
and lol this guy is like a gaint ogre to his like 3x as big as me lol otherwise i wuuda

[Jderringer]

Just tell him! The best friend you got is the one that discretely tells you when your fly is down, or when you got something hanging out of your nose! Just let him know that other people are talking about it, and you wanted to let him know, and spare him the embarrassment. :jointsmile:

[BizzleLuvin]

Just tell him! The best friend you got is the one that discretely tells you when your fly is down, or when you got something hanging out of your nose! Just let him know that other people are talking about it, and you wanted to let him know, and spare him the embarrassment. :jointsmile:

well said. i know a lot of folks like this, it is hard to tell them. but a real friends would, right???

[urgrass]

thx guys i guess ill try to tell him to take a shower........ but nothing can eliminate the smell of his room

[Samwhore]

Buy him some Axe. You could also set him on a blind date, maybe he'll clean up then.

[BlazinTreesX3]

"Heres some Axe"

"everyday when u wake up spray it on ur naked body and all the pieces of clothing you wear...yes i will give you a brand new bottle everyday"

and axe sucks. get him some old spice whitewater...i cant find it lately but its awesome..smooth but fresh... also today i looked for cannabis cologne...rite aid didnt have it...o course.

my friend was kinda like that i couldnt tell him but other people did...what do u say...if were gonna hang out i need u to shower once week...or...do you smell that...when ur sitting in a car together lol windows up.

[Samwhore]

Actually, the best is Speed Stick, the blue one.

[make it legal]

My friend doesn't shower that much but he manages to not smell.

[Dro_Princess]

If he has a birthday comming up buy him some cologne and a gift set that has matching deodrant and body wash. Or you could just tell him. I dont know if I could because Im the tuype of person who cant stand to hurnt someone elses feelings but if you think you can do it without hurting his feelings that wouldbe the best way to go about it.

[urgrass]

well thats not all this guy does he's done some REALY wierd shit in the past.
i dont rly want to go into details, but trust me it is discusting

[Samwhore]

Just tell him, "Man, your a freak, you need to tone it down for the ladies."

[affasd]

rofl you need to tell us what hes done now

[urgrass]

idk man i showed him this today and he might come back and check it out. lol he will be pissed if i tell u guys, but ill think about it ;)

[Samwhore]

Well, why did you show him? Start another thread and tell us! Or, tell him to become a member.

[smokeblunts3]

damn curiosity(sp?) is a bitch. What has he done?

And if you showed him this thread then that means you told him. He take it well? or you didn't tell him and you let the thread explain it?

[urgrass]

i just shwed him the thread to show him what other ppl think of that and ya he took it ok at least he did spaz and hit me lol

[Samwhore]

Well yeah, this is the internet, his smelly problem is now available to the whole world.

[urgrass]

ok ok here it goes
ok this one time a few years ago like 6 ppl were at his house and right in front of everybody he sticks his finger in his DOGS ass, NASTY. idk how this started but everyone thought he wouldnt do it then he did :wtf:

[Samwhore]

ok ok here it goes
ok this one time a few years ago like 6 ppl were at his house and right in front of everybody he sticks his finger in his DOGS ass, NASTY. idk how this started but everyone thought he wouldnt do it then he did :wtf:

Dude, that is wrong on so many levels.

[affasd]

damn dude, you were right, that is sick

[urgrass]

ya i know he is gunna KILL me for showing u guys this but wat ev lol ill just edit it tommorow and delete that part
happy smoking and i hope that doesnt give u nightmares
:rastasmoke:

[Samwhore]

You can't edit it tomorrow, you have to edit it now.

[urgrass]

o well i guess ill just leave it up there lol if he sees it it is gunna be so funny rofl

[Samwhore]

Your friend has some problems.

[smokeblunts3]

Wow i thought it was gonna be weird but not that weird.:jointsmile:

Your friends gonna kill you for that.:thumbsup:

[Emmm]

okay hold on:

1. your friend is putrid
2. your friend stuck his finger in his dog's asshole










what

the fuck.

[Dro_Princess]

Was it a boy dog or a girl dog this is important

[urgrass]

ummm it was a girl dog
this dog is FAT as hell it is the jabba the hutt of dogs

[Dro_Princess]

so he analy molested a fat jabba the hutt dog for shits and giggles

[urgrass]

pretty much

[Andrew Nguyen]

What the fuck.

[urgrass]

:rastasmoke: lol i know i know

[Skink]

Buy him some Axe. You could also set him on a blind date, maybe he'll clean up then.

Oh christ,,,I took in a house share that puts that Axe shit on every morning,,,I wanna vomite... I am going to tell him to put that shit on in his car... I have to open the windows and freeze for an hour after he leaves...

[Reefer Rogue]

Who's to say the dog didn't want his finger in her ass?

Oh yeah, everybody.

Showers are fun, what's this guys beef wid it.