Joint rollers?

[Buck268]

Well, my bro found one of them Zig Zag rolling machine things (with the two dowls wrapped in plastic clothe.

Now, I roll bad ass freehand, but I can't figure out how the hell to use this thing. Anybody know how to use a roller? :eek:

[robert42]

yea man pretty easy i got a cone roller.

1. Ok open it so u have a gap,
2. ok then put ya roach in then fill it up with ya bud and baccy then close it
3. put ur thumbs on it and wheel it towards u till it turns fully once
4. then add riza (STICKY SIDE UP LOL) and pull it towards u with ur thumbs again
5. then lick the sticky side then pull again and BOOM! NICE SPLIFF ;)

Hope that helps lemme know how u get on ;)

[Buck268]

haha, yeah thanks man. I gotta figure out how to keep the herb in the middle though (I'm low and it turned out to be a very thin j). Smoked good though :)

[Syrus]

Dont bother with rollnig machines, where i live there concidered offensive to use them

[clevemire]

I have no choice, personally. I can't roll by hand worth a shit, so I use a roller.
However, I can only get it to work half the time anyway LOL.

[InhaleItALL]

Dont bother with rollnig machines, where i live there concidered offensive to use them
really? offensive? Where do you live?

I LOVE my rolling machine. I can't roll a joint free hand to save my life. They always come out like shit. I bought one of those ZEN rollers from a headshop, best damn thing I ever bought. Perfect damn j every time, and nice and tight and packed so keeps a good burn like a cig.

[Syrus]

North east of england. rollnig isnt that hard, you go from cant roal to shit j's to tampons (overly fat) to good J's to brilliant J's, all it needs is practice.

[Buck268]

Syrus speaks the truth!

[robert42]

yea but with a rolling machin u can just roll one in 10 seconds and smoke it u go from weed to smoke in like 1min

[InhaleItALL]

yea but with a rolling machin u can just roll one in 10 seconds and smoke it u go from weed to smoke in like 1min
VERY true.

[Buck268]

It takes me no more than a minute to roll a J in the light, if I have my grinder...

[Day Dreamin Faze]

joint rollers are god.

[DrGonzo]

if you're rolling a joint in a hurry, you're not doing it for the right reasons.

for those rolling joint rollers, they usually have a moveable axle...one of the dowels will shift position so you can put the weed in, then shift back so the weed doesn't pop out the top. I usually roll it several times before I put in the paper, and make sure you know which way the paper will pull so you put the sticky on the proper side!

and I personally find it much easier to put the filter in after the J is rolled...makes a better fit IMO

[Proof]

lol outside in the cold takes me like hmm 3 mins to roll i hate it tho get so cold :(i spose i good at rollin i never smoke out a pipe or nothin, jus like to chill and smoke :D iv only smoked bout 10 blunts in hmm 3 years that iv bein smokin man they kick ass i gona get one on fridya wooo pay day !

[apsinthion]

I couldn't get on with rolling machine's (too tight).:)

Rolling by hand come's naturally to me now.

I do smoke 40-50 hand rolled cig's a day though so it would lol.:D

[Rahein]

I can roll free hand, but I have a rolling machine too. If you want to roll a joint that looks like a cig they are great. I can also roll fatter joints with the machine.

[maryjanemama]

I get along pretty well rolling by hand if I use a grinder. But I have a friend who rolls a joint in record time with his rolling machine. I'm usually smoking by myself or with one or 2 others, so I'm not in any hurry...a rolling machine is cool if you have to roll a bunch of joints to take somewhere.

[GHoSToKeR]

i still dont know how to use them - they frustrate to the point i wanna hurt things lol

[Rahein]

What are you having problems doing ghost?

[Buck268]

Yeah, its extremely simple. You want to be frustrated some work on my car. I think I'm about to quit and leave her up on stands in my garage indefinately.

That is about the most painful thing I could ever do, but I thnk its about to happen.

[GHoSToKeR]

well.. i dunno.. IO see where you put the papers, i see where you put the tobacco and/or weed.. then im lost.. i dont know what the fuck to do.. lol

[InhaleItALL]

well.. i dunno.. IO see where you put the papers, i see where you put the tobacco and/or weed.. then im lost.. i dont know what the fuck to do.. lol
here are my directions

[Buck268]

OK, dude, fuck those directions.

Put the weed in the cup formed by the material between the rollers, spead evenly. Roll both rollers in same direction a couple times. Lay paper in to be rolled along material. Use trial and error, you'll get it sooner or later!

Thats how I did it anyways, got it the first time though :)

[Rahein]

OK Ghost here is what you do.

1: Grind/cut up .75 grams or so of weed.
2: Make the rollers seperate and put a finger between them so they do not go together.
3: Place said weed between the rollers evenly spread out.
4: Push the rollers together.
5: Give it a few good rolls keeping them together tight. To roll hold it with both hands infront of your body. Place both thumbs on the closed roller to you. Push forward with your thumbs, repeat 10 times.
6: Get a paper
7: Put the paper in so the side with the sticky goes in last facing up.
8: Roll like detailed in step 5 until the sticky part is about to go in.
9: Lick the sticky part.
10: Roll some more. The more you roll the tighter the joint.
11: Seperate the rollers.
12: Remove Joint
13: Smoke joint.

Is this a good enough walk though?

[GHoSToKeR]

lol yeah, thanks, but i think ill just roll by hand :p

[Buck268]

Rolling by hand is definately rewarding, but unless your suberhuman, you'll never hand roll anything that'll smoke as good as a machine rolled j.